Seoul Hash House Harriers

A Men's Drinking Club with a Running Problem.

Aug/17 - 16:00
2543
Choopa's Escape From LA
Title:
Choopa's Escape From LA
Meeting Time:
2019/08/17 16:00
Location:
Dongnimmun Station Exit 5
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Choopa Cabroan +82 10-2946-2281
Apres Trail:
Shenanigans maybe?
Hash Cash:
10,000 won

Fellow Drunks and Half-Minds,

Our much-missed vocally-inclined brother is, at the moment of writing this, en route back to the Korean peninsula from the land of concealed weapons and misleading media. He's so excited to be a returner to the Seoul Hash that he volunteered to be the hare. For this Escape From LA run he has chosen the appropo location of Seodaemun Prison (Library).

In addition to the family-friendly gifts he no doubt has found, he also promises to provide Mexican food, including options that he will have forgotten to put meat into for some reason.

On On!

Squishy, Hon.Sec

WHAT: Choopa's Escape From LA

WHERE: Dongnimmun Station Exit 5

WHEN: Saturday, August 17th @ 4pm / 1600

HARES: Choopa Cabroan

HASH CASH: 10,000 won

ON-AFTER: Shenanigans maybe?

D'ERECTIONS:

By Mole Transit:

Unwrap your arms from the porcelain throne you've been worshipping in Itaewon, and get on the train East. Transfer three stops later at Yaksu, and get on the Orange Line 3 going north. Alight 7 stations later and look for Exit 5.

By Car:

Even if I gave you directions, you know you'd just consult your GPS, so go ahead and do that.

RECEDING HARELINE

AUGUST 24TH ASBO

AUGUST 31ST EM LEPERCON

SEPTEMBER 7TH HARE NEEDED (HASHATHON - ON-SITE SHOULD BE WITHIN SEOUL CITY LIMITS

SEPTEMBER 14TH HARE NEEDED

EVENTS:

OCTOBER 12TH N*TH RUN

OCTOBER 11TH PRE-LUBE

Aug/10 - 16:00
2542
Squishy's Express Bus Terminal Adventure
Title:
Squishy's Express Bus Terminal Adventure
Meeting Time:
2019/08/10 16:00
Location:
Express Bus Terminal Exit 5
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Squishy +82 10-2926-6324
Apres Trail:
Ara maybe?
Hash Cash:
10,000 won

Dear Brothers in Orange,

This Saturday, your devoted Hon.Sec, none other than myself, will Lead you on a trail of (insert adjective) proportions! Will it be another surprise ballbuster up Cheonggyesan? Or is it going to be a Blister trail, long, flat and shiggy free? Will it be a vertigo-afflicted-person-friendly trail? What views will you be rewarded with for cumming out on this most likely cool afternoon with no rain? The only way to find out is to come to the run!

Your considerate Hon.Sec has chosen the very central location of Express Bus Terminal. Go to exit 5 and follow chalk marks to the on-site, 300 meters from the subway exit as is customary for Squishy (inside joke from my birthday run).

On On!

Squishy, Hon.Sec

WHAT: Squishy's Express Bus Terminal Adventure

WHERE: Express Bus Terminal Station Exit 5

WHEN: Saturday, August 10th @ 4pm / 1600

HARES: Squishy

HASH CASH: 10,000 won

ON-AFTER: Ara maybe?

D'Erections

By mole transit:

From your bar in Itaewon, pay your tab and tip your waitresses, and get on the eastbound train toward Hangangjin. Three stops later at Yaksu transfer to the SH3 Orange Line 3. Stay on that for 6 stations (don't alight at Oksu like you're used to), then get off the train at Express Bus Terminal. Find your way to exit 5 and look for chalk marks to the on-site.

By train:

Buy a ticket to Suseo, and hop on the SH3 Orange Line 3 northbound. Just 10 stations later, no transfers, alight at Express Bus Terminal and follow the directions above.

By Intercity bus:

It's Express Bus Terminal! From your Hamlet outside of the promised land, buy a ticket to Gosok Buseu Teomineol. Once you arrive, trust me on this one, just go outside and use Google maps to find exit 5. You'd have to beep your transport card, which in this case means pay, to get to exit 5.

RECEDING HARELINE

AUGUST 17TH CHOOPA CABROAN

AUGUST 24TH ASBO

AUGUST 31ST HARE NEEDED

SEPTEMBER 7TH HARE NEEDED

Aug/03 - 16:00
2541
EM Shitonya Memorial Run
Title:
EM Shitonya Memorial Run
Meeting Time:
2019/08/03 16:00
Location:
Hyochang Park Exit 2
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
EM Blank Space +82 10-7152-6362, EM Seoul Ultraman
Apres Trail:
Ara Hof
Hash Cash:
10,000 won

Brother Half-Minds,

Two of our esteemed Emeritus Masters have taken it upon themselves to provide us with a trail worthy of remembering our Seoul Hash EM Shitonya. They've promised refreshing weather, no rain, beer that's just the right temperature, and a run of at least ten kilometers. No doubt it will be the best-marked trail of the month!

With the GM and Hon.Sec attending to less important matters, JM Joo Dog will be running the show. After being absent last week, he'll regale the pack with some very entertaining stories which have not been embellished upon in the least for entertainment value.

Come one, come all (with a penis) in your best Irish Wake mood, i.e. with a strong thirst.

On On!

Squishy, Hon.Sec

WHAT: EM Shitonya Memorial Run

WHERE: Hyochang Park Exit 2 (Line #6/Kyoungui-Joongang Line)

WHEN: Saturday, August 3rd @ 4pm / 1600

HARES: EM Blank Space and EM Seoul Ultraman

HASH CASH: 10,000 won

ON-AFTER: Ara Hof

D'ERECTIONS:

FROM ITAEWON BY SUBWAY:

Wipe that drool off your face and get on the Brown Line #6 toward Eungam at Itaewon Station. Alight just three short stops later at Hyochang Park and search for the Exit Number 2. As you stumble blinking into the sunlight, look for SH3 marked in chalk on the ground, and follow the half-arrows to the on-site.

IF YOU'RE TAKING THE MUGUNGHWA FROM DOWN SOUTH

There's no need to take the Mugunghwa to the crazed confusion that is Seoul Station. Buy a ticket just for Yongsan Station, transfer to the Teal G-J line going North, and get off after one station! You've done it, and with no hassle of ajossis and ajummas yelling about...whatever's the hot topic this week.

RECEDING HARELINE

AUGUST 10TH SQUISHY

AUGUST 17TH HARE NEEDED

AUGUST 24TH HARE NEEDED

AUGUST 31ST HARE NEEDED

Jul/27 - 16:00
2540
The Seoul Hash Eviction Run
Title:
The Seoul Hash Eviction Run
Meeting Time:
2019/07/27 16:00
Location:
Guil Station Exit 1 (Dark Blue Line)
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Longfellow +82 10-9397-6199
Apres Trail:
Dawon Hoff Village
Hash Cash:
10,000 won

Brother Bastards,

Your Grand Master had high hopes of haring a run out the roof of his apartment building. This dream ended when the powers that be (his wife) declared noise pollution and flowerbeds on fire to be a bad mark on her reputation. Mustn't upset the neighbors, you see. Not to mention, the police.

But we of the Seoul Hash laugh in the face of danger and authority. What better way to rebel, then, than by simply relocating somewhere nice and safe and dull: under a bridge next to a stream. It may be an exhausted staple of this chapter but so are running and/or drink-running.

So prepare to piss about under Kohchok Bridge near the big skydome like the trolls we are, enjoying pints (well, not quite pints), pizza and plenty of laughs. And there should be a trail of some reasonable distance as well.

On On!

Longfellow Grand Master

What: The Seoul Hash Eviction Run

When: Saturday July 27th, at 1600/4 pm Air Force time

Where: Guil Station Exit 1 on the dark blue Line number 1

Hare: GM Longfellow

Hash Cash: 10,000 Won

On After: Dawon Hoff Village

D'ERECTIONS

FROM ITAEWON BY TRAIN

Peel your ass off that barstool and stagger into a Noksapyeong-bound train at Itaewon Station on Line No. 6. Ride it for four stops until you reach Gongdeok Station. Transfer there for Purple Line No. 5. Get on a Mapo-bound train and ride it for four stops. Get off at Singil Station and transfer for the last time to Dark Blue Line No. 1. Make sure you board an all stop train and not an express train. Get off four stops later at Guil Station. Exit the station at Exit 1 and follow half-arrows to 고척교 Kohchok Bridge. You'll find the pack underneath it.

FROM SEOUL STATION BY TRAIN

Get on an all stop Namyeong-bound train on Dark Blue Line No. 1. Make sure its last stop is Incheon Station, not Seodongtan or Sinchang. Stay put for nine stops. After you get off, follow the same directions as above.

FROM OSAN/ PYEONGTAEK STATIONS BY TRAIN

Get the express train heading into Seoul for many, many stops. Make sure it stops at Guro Station. Once you're there, get on a Guil-bound train and get off a station later at...Guil Station. Follow directions as above.

ANY PROBLEMS, THE HARE'S PHONE NUMBER IS LISTED NEXT TO HIS NAME ABOVE. IF YOU'RE VISITING FROM OVERSEAS, THE DIALLING CODE IS +82.

RECEDING HARELINE

AUGUST 3RD BLANK SPACE

AUGUST 10TH SQUISHY

AUGUST 17TH HARE NEEDED

AUGUST 24TH HARE NEEDED

Jul/20 - 16:00
2539
Mr. Blister's Lament to Lost Tradition Run
Title:
Mr. Blister's Lament to Lost Tradition Run
Meeting Time:
2019/07/20 16:00
Location:
Sindap Station, Green Line 2
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Mr. Blister, Esquire
Apres Trail:
Whereever the night takes us!
Hash Cash:
10,000 won

Dear Hash Brothers,

On Saturday, 20 July, the esteemed, though oft absent Mr Blister will hare a trail through the former nether regions of Seoul. Trail will begin promptly from the vicinity of Sindap station (green number 2 line) exit 1. The trail will serve as a warning cry to those who appreciate the way things were in the good old days and demonstrate the destructive powers of gentrification. It will feature far fewer opportunities for disease or injury than there used to be. In short, it will be a tour through former historic neighborhoods where the Royal Asiatic Society would never dare to tread on one of their guided excursions. Bring an appreciation for the good old days, a horror of the "new Korea," a Y-chromosome, and a thirst for beer!

What: Blister's lament to lost traditions

When: Saturday July 20th, at 1600/4 pm Air Force time

Where: Sindap Station (green/line 2), exit 1

Why: Why not?

Hare: Mr Blister (as if there was ever a need for a co-hare...)

Hash Cash: 10,000 Won

On After: Wherever the night takes us!

D'erections:

Option 1:

Get on the subway. Look at the map, figure out how to get to Sindap station (green #2 line), being aware it is on the Seongsu Branch. Come up for air at Sindap station exit 1. Alternately, stand around looking confused in front of a subway map until a high school student decides to practice English by giving you bad directions. Follow their unhelpful advice and may god have mercy upon your soul.

Option 2:

Seriously, why would you be driving? The BAC is down to .03, so if one of us so much as breathes on you, you will be facing arrest. Only Farty Breath seemed to be immune to that rule... However, if you persist in your oil addiction, type in "Sindap Station" into your GPS and start DUIing to the start point. I honestly do not know the driving directions and good luck finding a parking space in the vicinity.

If you get lost, are going to come late, or just want someone to talk to in general, call up the hare at 010-3474-1972

ON-ON!

RECEDING HARELINE

JULY 27TH LONGFELLOW

AUGUST 3RD BLANK SPACE

AUGUST 10TH HARE NEEDED

AUGUST 17TH HARE NEEDED

Jul/13 - 16:00
2538
ASBO's Go WEST Tribute Run
Title:
ASBO's Go WEST Tribute Run
Meeting Time:
2019/07/13 16:00
Location:
Gyeyang Station Exit 1
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
ASBO
Apres Trail:
Probably somewhere in Magongnaru
Hash Cash:
10,000 won

Seoul Hash Brothers,

Hash Horn ASBO is following the Pet Shop Boys' advice and taking us on a trail way out WEST at Gyeyang Station. Will he teach himself how to play their innocuous song on the horn? Or will he take the easy way out and simply blast the song at full volume from his Bluetooth speaker as he's haring? We shall find out on Saturday when we meet in the WEST.

What we do know is that the too-warm beer will be provided by the hare, as he's going to be pinch-hooching for Hash Hooch Just Call Me Snake, who, out of character for him, has planned his snaky business well in advance and passed the cooler after circle last week.

WHAT: ASBO's Go WEST Tribute Run

WHEN: Saturday, July 13th @ 4pm

WHERE: Gyeyang Station, exit 1

HARE: ASBO

HASH CASH: 10,000 won

ON-AFTER: Chicken pub in Magongnaru? Time will tell.

ON ON!

Squishy

Hon Sec

D'Erections:

Mole Person Transit:

Pick yourself up off that sticky Itaewon pub floor and amble toward the subway station. Get on the familiar train WEST toward Gongdeok, and transfer to the Airport Railroad going WEST. One stop WEST from Gimpo Airport, alighting at Gyeyang Station. Go out Exit 1, shake off that deja vu of ASBO's last trail out of Gaehwasan, and look for some half arrows to the on-site.

By Airport Limousine:

Another option is to take the closest Airport Limousine to Gimpo International Airport. It's not as far WEST as Incheon, so it shouldn't take as long. Get off the bus and you can either take the Airport Railroad one stop WEST if you're lazy, or hoof it using Google Maps as your guide if you think ASBO's trail is going to be too short.

RECEDING HARELINE

JULY 20TH MISTER BLISTER, ESQ.

JULY 27TH LONGFELLOW

AUGUST 3RD BLANK SPACE

AUGUST 10TH HARE NEEDED

AUGUST 17TH HARE NEEDED

Jul/06 - 16:00
2537
HHIT's SNARE THE HARE IF YOU DARE Trail
Title:
HHIT's SNARE THE HARE IF YOU DARE Trail
Meeting Time:
2019/07/06 16:00
Location:
World Cup Stadium Exit 3
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
He's Huge I'm Tiny (HHIT)
Apres Trail:
Ara Maybe?
Hash Cash:
10,000

My Hash Brothers,

Our esteemed RA (and preeminent Wingie)'s tight schedule will not allow him the luxury of pre-laying a trail this week, so we're going to revisit the ol' Hare and Hounds format. Will one of you half-minds be able to catch him? I'm thinking of a five minute head start to give those of us who aren't HHIT a fighting chance.

WHAT: HHIT's SNARE THE HARE IF YOU DARE Trail

WHEN: Saturday, July 6th @ 1600 / 4pm

WHERE: World Cup Stadium Exit 3

HARES: He's Huge I'm Tiny (HHIT)

HASH CASH: 10,000 Won

On After: Ara Maybe?

My last note is that there is a spot on the 20th available to hare. If you're willing, send me a message or email and I'll buy you a beer next time I see you.

ON ON!

Squishy, Hon Sec

D'Erections:

By mole transit: Drag your ass out of the permanently dented barstool you've been on in Itaewon since the last run and get on line number 6 west toward Eungam. Eleven stations later, alight from the train and look for Exit 3. How considerate of our Hare to not require any transfers from Itaewon. If the hare has been able to arrive before you, there will be chalk marks from Exit 3. If not or you're just one of those early-rising types, get a beer from the convenience store around the corner and wait for him to arrive.

By car: You've got a GPS, right? Type in World Cup Stadium.

RECEDING HARELINE

JULY 13TH ASBO

JULY 20TH HARE NEEDED

JULY 27TH LONGFELLOW

AUGUST 3RD BLANK SPACE

Jun/29 - 16:00
2536
EM LeperCon's Blood, Sweat and Even More Sweat Run
Title:
EM LeperCon's Blood, Sweat and Even More Sweat Run
Meeting Time:
2019/06/29 16:00 (Sunset: 06:54)
Location:
Wall of Whines - Anguk Station
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
EM Lepercon
Apres Trail:
Ara Maybe?
Hash Cash:
10,000 won

Brother Hashers and Like-Half-Minded Assholes,

Our Kinder & Gentler™ EM LeperCon promises a trail suitable for every Hasher who has not yet worked up an adequate sweat on trail this summer. This is run is designed for those "We don't need no fuckin' sauna" Hashers. There may be special opportunities for a bit of blood on trail for those who are adventuresome and/or unsteady of foot. For those who persevere on this statistically flat course, the EM promise nature, religion, and traditional urbanscapes - along with the usual blood, sweat -- and beers, this time with Costco pizzas (at the end).

We will meet at the top, at the Wall of Whines, at 4:00 PM, Saturday, June 29. Bring along a buddy, since we all LOVE virgin Hashers. (We promise to be gentle the first time.) This run site is within downtown, but yet provides a good variety of Hashing experiences and will be an ideal first run for the uninitiated.

{Obvious Tip: Print out and take the map with you if you are not sure of the Wall of Whines' location}

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2536 "EM LeperCon's Blood, Sweat and Even More Sweat Run"

WHEN: Saturday June 29th at 1600/ 4 P.M.

WHERE: Wall of Whines (see Directions below and attached map)

HARES: EM Lepercon

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: Ara maybe?

By Car :

0. Study below map before arriving in downtown Seoul!

1. At Gwanghwamun, and pass the US Embassy, zero your odometer and turn Right, and then move smartly to the left turn lanes.

2. 0.1K turn Left around the Pagoda (actually a wall guard tower) that is placed in the middle of traffic

3. Turn right at the 1st set of lights and pass Jeongdok Library (see map) on your left.

4. Continue up over and down a hill until you come to a 4-way intersection with flashing yellow lights.

5. At the lights, turn left and proceed up the 4-lane street to the top of the hill. (From this point, you will be following the Green bus route on the map.)

6. At the top of the hill continue further up but upon crossing the intersection, you will be on a forested 2-land road snaking up the mountain.

7. Continue past the back gate to Sungkyunkwan University and at about 2.8K park at the top near the "Wall of Whines" public park.

By Pubic Transportation:

1. Take subway to the ORANGE line's Anguk Station and go out exit 3. From there you have three options:

Option 1: Take a taxi (fare should be about W2,000), say "Sung-gyun-gwan Dae-hak Hoo-moon Ahp." That will take you to the entrance of the back gate of Sungkyungwan University. From there, either direct the taxi driver to driver further up the hill for the last 200 meters -- or get out and walk up the hill along the main road.

Option 2: Take a green ma-ul small bus, ("Jongno 02," fare = W500) at Anguk Subway Station, and get off BEFORE (see below map) Sungkyunkwan University's back gate and walk exactly 512 meters further up the hill. Do NOT go into the university grounds if you can help it. If the bus drops you inside of the campus, walk up the hill to the gate from which you arrived and take a right on to the main road that will take you up the hill to the OnOn site.

Option 3: Walk, skip or run a good 25 or so minutes up the hill and follow the directions from #A:

A. Take the road past the Constitution Court Building on your left, keep straight across all intersections and hike a good kilometer up the hill.

B. Pass the Saudi Arabian embassy high-wall compound on your right. 200 meters further up you will find the side gate to Jungang High School on the right; pass it and take an immediate right on to the narrow road leading up into the mountain.

C. (If you come to the National Audit building on your right or the Vietnamese Embassy on your left, you've gone to far and need to circle back and take the road that leads further up the mountain.)

D. Go at least a kilometer eventually passing a back gate to Sungkyungwan University. Keep on the road another 200 or so meters beyond the below Green bus route ends, and you will come to a park at the ridge line with the infamous Wall of Whines - locally referred to as the "Seong-bug" meaning North Fortress.

If the above directions defy your half-a-mind, try your hand at map reading or give the Hare a call on his shoe phone: 010-9099-6195

ON-ON

RECEDING HARELINE

JULY 6TH HARE NEEDED

JULY 13TH ASBO

JULY 20TH HARE NEEDED

JULY 27TH LONGFELLOW

Jun/22 - 16:00
2535
Choopa's Wiiiiiiine Trail
Title:
Choopa's Wiiiiiiine Trail
Meeting Time:
2019/06/22 16:00 (Sunset: 06:52)
Location:
Samseong Station, Line 2 Exit 8
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Choopa Cabroan
Apres Trail:
Choopa's Wine And Spirits Expo in Coex
Hash Cash:
10,000 won

It's that time of year again when our illustrious sommelier brother Choopa Cabroan is attending the Wine and Spirits Expo at COEX Mall. And in a vain attempt to bring some class to the Seoul Hash, he is haring a trail nearby. He says the Expo will start letting drunks in at 10AM, so if you feel like pre-gaming for 6 hours, go check out the event! Choopa says that guests are invited to drink their fill of wine, makgeolli, and beer, so there's something for everyone!

See you at Circle! On On!

Hon.Sec. Squishy

D'ERECTIONS

By Subway: From your barstool in Itaewon, take line 6 Eastbound 3 stops to Yaksu, where you'll transfer to Line 3 Southbound. Seven stops later, at Seoul National University of Education, transfer to Line 2 and take that four stops to Samseong Station. As you blink into the sunshine at Exit 8, look for the marks to the on-site.

By Car: Tell your GPS to take you to Samseong Station, but make sure to give yourself an extra half hour to find parking.

RECEDING HARELINE

JUNE 29TH LEPERCON

JULY 6TH HARE NEEDED

JULY 13TH HARE NEEDED

JULY 20TH HARE NEEDED

Jun/15 - 16:00
2534
The Grand Grand Master Changeover
Title:
The Grand Grand Master Changeover
Meeting Time:
2019/06/15 16:00
Location:
Jichuk Exit 1 on Orange Line No. 3
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Joo Dog & Longfellow
Apres Trail:
Wherever the new GM declares...
Hash Cash:
10000

Brother Hashers of Seoul,

Another sun sets on another committee year for Seoul's premier gentlemen's Hash chapter. There have been bloody head wounds in Gapyeong, hangovers in Hong Kong, illegal fires in the heart of Samgakji, creepy, abandoned amusement parks in Bucheon and a successful Seoul Hash every week of the 2018-19 year.

To see out the Year of the Joo Dog is the man himself (slightly limp) and his honorable secretary, Longfellow. What a trail and an onsite they will have for you. And there will be Mexican food, hats for committee members and new Hash shirts all round.

Despite the GM's recovering from a sprained ankle, the Hon. Sec will make sure the former will do most of the marking.

But with each dusk comes a new dawn shortly after. And that means a new Grand Master and committee. Who will take up the mantle of the GM? Retard Woody? That Russian bloke who sang that morbid birthday song? Glass Jaw Steven? Bruiser? All bets are off for, as we know on the Seoul Hash, "erections" do not work. The Emeritus Masters, it seems, know best. With all that said and done, turn up on time, run a trail, drink some beer, eat something and wait to hear the big news around a modest fire.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

P.S. HOPE TO SEE YOU GENTS AT THE ANNIVERSARY DINNER ON THE FRIDAY BEFORE. SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE INFO.

D'ERECTIONS

Out of Itaewon Station, head eastward on Beige Line No. 6, alight three stops later at Yaksu Station and there, transfer to Orange Line No. 3. Get on a train heading north going as far as Daehwa (DON'T GET A GUPABAL-HENG TRAIN) and alight fourteen stopss later at Jichuk Station. Come out at Exit 1 and follow chalky half arrows all the way to the GM Changeover...

RECEDING HARE LINE

JUNE 22ND CHOOPA CABROAN

JUNE 29TH LEPERCON

JULY 6TH HARE NEEDED

JULY 13TH HARE NEEDED

Jun/14 - 17:00
2533.5
The Seoul Hash House Harriers 47th Anniversary Dinner
Title:
The Seoul Hash House Harriers 47th Anniversary Dinner
Meeting Time:
2019/06/14 17:00
Location:
Fundoori Bar at 5 P.M. (Samgakji Station Exit 7)/ Dorakaneun Kalbi Restaurant at 7P.M. (Samgakji Station Exit 14)
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Apres Trail:
Hash Cash:

Inebriated Invitees,

Forty-seven years and counting, the Seoul Hash House Harriers continues to defy the odds, top the heap and triumph over lesser running clubs as the finest Hashing chapter within the Korean Peninsula. What better way to celebrate its founding and unstoppable thriving than with a prelube on the "terrace" of Fundoori Bar, followed by a succulent slap-up grill at Doraganeun Kalbi Restaurant, both a stone's throw from each other.

This Honorable Secretary will be at Fundoori's (bang outside Samgakji Station Exit 7/8) at 1700/ 5 P.M. sharp with the intention of leading early arrivals to Doraganeun Kalbi Restaurant at 1900/ 7 P.M. If you happen to be later than 7, follow chalk marks out of Samgakji Station Exit 14 and join us at said restaurant.

The nourishing grub and delicious beer will be just what you need before the next day's ball-buster and a half so be there, eat well, drink well and raise a Cass (or something better) to forty-seven years of the Seoul Hash House Harriers.

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers 47th Anniversary Dinner

WHEN: Friday June 14th at 1700 (for early birds) and/ or 1900 (for everyone else)

WHERE: Fundoori Bar at 1700/ Doraganeun Kalbi Restaurant at 1900

ON AFTER: Itaewon if you can handle it

D'ERECTIONS

Get to Samgakji Station which can be reached via Blue Line No. 4 and Beige Line No. 6. Come up for air at Exits 7 or 8 to get to Fundoori at 1700. If you arrive for 1900 or later, come up for air at Exit 14 and follow chalk arrows to the restaurant.

 

Jun/08 - 16:00
2533
The Triumphant Return of E.M. Blank Space
Title:
The Triumphant Return of E.M. Blank Space
Meeting Time:
2019/06/08 16:00
Location:
Samgakji Station Exit 8 on Blue Line No. 4 & Beige Line No. 6
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
E.M. Blank Space
Apres Trail:
Fundoori then Shenanigans
Hash Cash:
10000

UPCOMING EVENTS: GM CHANGEOVER IN GUPABAL NEXT SATURDAY (DON'T BRING YOUR MISSUS)

Brother Boozers,

Our illustrious E.M, and most prolific and mature hare this year, Blank Space, has safely returned from England, via Hong Kong. Will he come bearing gifts? Well, this is E.M. Blank Space, so maybe...

Reassuringly, he has also graciously volunteered to help see this committee year out with one more of his central Seoul runs. We'll be back at our familiar haunt of by the footbridge beneath the flyover near Samgakji Station.

If you know what's good for you (chilled beer and cold cheese sandwiches; preferably pizza and definitely not cereal), then gather within Samgakji for a sweaty run, a cooler full of beer and a hefty dose of Seoul Hash merriment...and maybe some free elocution lessons off our hare.

It should be noted that one of our favorite watering holes happens to be tantalizingly close, as well: the one and only Fundoori.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

D'ERECTIONS

FROM ITAEWON STATION

If you're staying in Itaewon or thereabouts, then you're in luck; Samgakji Station is but two stops away from Itaewon Station. Board a train heading west (there's only one line) and get off two stops later at Samgakji Station. Surface at Exit 8 and follow chalkmarks to a gaggle of orange-shirted men close to a footbridge beneath a flyover.

FROM SEOUL STATION

Take the Blue Line No. 4 heading south out of Seoul Station and get off (yep) two stops later at Samgakji Station.

RECEDING HARE LINE

JUNE 15TH GM CHANGEOVER IN GUPABAL

JUNE 22ND CHOOPA CABROAN

JUNE 29TH E.M. LEPERCON

JULY 6TH HARE NEEDED

Jun/01 - 16:00
2532
Squishy's Fast Transfer from Gangnam
Title:
Squishy's Fast Transfer from Gangnam
Meeting Time:
2019/06/01 16:00
Location:
Yangjae Citizens Forest Station Exit 5 on the Shin Bundang Line
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Squishy
Apres Trail:
Bronx Bar down the road from Yangjae Cit. Forest
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Seoul Drunks,

It's been a year since Squishy dragged us over hill, peak, dale and barrel through Bangbae. I forgave him because there was pizza at the end and it was a valiant effort, but will you and I be so forgiving this time?

A very good sign that we will is that the run site is two stations from his (soon-to-be) new place of work i.e. an area that he is familiar with. If you haven't guessed, we're going to Yangjae Citizens Forest, an old inner-city favorite for the Seoul Hash. To enjoy a good trail, good times and good beer down the Bronx Bar, be present at four this Saturday.

And in case you haven't clocked it yet, Yangjae Citizens Forest is, undoubtedly, a fast transfer from ever-bustling Gangnam. That being said, don't transfer as fast as the guy in the photo.

ON ON!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

D'ERECTIONS:

Get on that steel horse out of Itaewon Station on beige Line No. 6. Ride it for three stops eastward where you'll arrive at Yaksu Station. From there, transfer to orange Line No. 3. Ride it southward for nine stops and transfer one more time at Yangjae Station. Get on a Shin-Bundang Line train and ride it until the very next stop: Yangjae Citizens Forest Station. Get out of said station at Exit 5, follow chalk arrows and "SH3" and settle amongst yourself some orange-shirted men.

RECEDING HARE LINE

JUNE 8TH BLANK SPACE

JUNE 15TH GM CHANGEOVER IN GUPABAL

JUNE 22ND CHOOPA CABROAN

JUNE 29TH LEPERCON

May/25 - 16:00
2531
Hash Out of Hell
Title:
Hash Out of Hell
Meeting Time:
2019/05/25 16:00
Location:
Sungkyungwan University Station Exits 1 & 2 (both exits will be marked)
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Choopa Cabraon
Apres Trail:
Barcode, ten minutes from Songtan Station
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

CHUNCHEON BIKE RIDE AT 8AM THIS SUNDAY!

MEET AT McDONALD'S IN ITAEWON AT 8AM SHARP!

Hash Hellions,

The US military is proud to celebrate a long weekend of boozing and hashing this week. It appears that the Seoul Hash will not be the exception to this rule. Choopa Cabroan, for one, will mark the trail and lead us back in time for circle, booze, nosh and the expected company of oblivious male OB & YK "lesser running club members". Let's show them how a real Hash is done, gents!

On On!

Longfellow Hon Sec

D'ERECTIONS:

Board a Bulgwang-bound train at Itaewon Station and change at Samgakji Station, two stops later. Get on an Oido-bound train on Ice Blue Line No. 4. Ride it all the way to Geumjeong Station (15 stops later) and get off there to transfer to Line No. 1. Get on a Seodongtan or Sinjang-bound train and get off four stops later at Sungkyungwan University Station. Exit at Exit 1 or 2 and follow "SH3" and arrows in chalk to the onsite.

RECEDING HARE LINE

JUNE 1ST HARE NEEDED

JUNE 8TH BLANK SPACE

JUNE 15TH GM CHANGEOVER IN GUPABAL

JUNE 22ND CHOOPA CABROAN

JUNE 29TH LEPERCON

May/18 - 16:00
2530
HHIT'S Drink Your Own Piss Run
Title:
HHIT'S Drink Your Own Piss Run
Meeting Time:
2019/05/18 16:00
Location:
Hwajeon Station Exit 2 on Gyeongui-Jungang Line
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
He's Huge, I'm Tiny (HHIT)
Apres Trail:
Shenanigans in Itaewon (probably)
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Dearest Drinkers of Piss,

After last week's epic, well-marked slog through Gaehwa, the pressure is on for HHIT to deliver a run longer and harder to defy expectations and make Hash history.

That is why there is every chance his trail this Saturday won't just bust your balls, but make your bladder useful in more ways than one. There are high mountains in Seoul and if you forget that crucial man won bill to purchase precious water, there's always the next best thing...not Coors Light...your own piss. You may lose face but you will stay hydrated.

Would-be Seoul Hasher, Bear Grylls (pictured above) swears by this, even if he is partial to Coors Light in desperate times.

Drinking piss on trail or not, there will be alcoholi piss i.e. beer chilling in a cooler before and after the run. Make yourself seen and heard at four in Hwajeon this Saturday to enjoy some.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

D'ERECTIONS:

Get up off your drunken ass and stumble into a train at Itaewon Station. Make sure it's on its way to Bulgwang Station. Four stops on from Itaewon, transfer at Gongdeok Station to get to the Gyeongui-Jungang Line. Make sure you're on a train bound for Munsan (westbound) and get off at Hwajeon Station, six stops on from Gongdeok. Come up for air at Exit 2 and follow chalk arrows and "SH3" to reach the onsite.

RECEDING HARE LINE

MAY 25TH HASH HELL

JUNE 1ST HARE NEEDED

JUNE 8TH EM BLANK SPACE

JUNE 15TH GM CHANGEOVER

JUNE 22ND CHOOPA CABROAN

JUNE 29TH HARE NEEDED

May/11 - 16:00
2529
Never Mind the Mystery Hare
Title:
Never Mind the Mystery Hare
Meeting Time:
2019/05/11 16:00
Location:
Gaehwa Station Exit 1 on Brown Line No. 9
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
ASBO & Mystery Hare
Apres Trail:
Somewhere in Magongnaru?
Hash Cash:
10000

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UPCOMING EVENTS: Chuncheon Bike Ride Sunday May 26th

Buddhist Boozers,

It's the Buddha's birthday on Sunday. But never mind that because there's a better way to reach Nirvana. That's right, a late afternoon run then getting lashed with the boys in orange is a surefire way to find inner peace. Snake will provide the booze, GM and possibly others will run a circle and ASBO will mark a trail. Keep in mind that our juvenile delinquent will be laying trail with a mystery hare. What's even more mysterious is that he doesn't have a Hash name, it's only his second ever Hash run and he probably knows fuck all about haring. Not to worry, ASBO (and some chalk provided for him by the Hon. Sec) will be showing him the ropes so...never mind the mystery hare.

See you just beyond the reaches of western Seoul this Saturday for mirth, merriment and miles run!

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: SHHH Run No. 2529 "Never Mind the Mystery Hare"

WHEN: Saturday May 11th at 4PM/ 16OO

WHERE: Gaehwa Station Exit 1 on Cinnamon Brown Line No. 9

HARES: ASBO & Mystery Hare

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: I hear there are some great places to go near Magongnaru

D'ERECTIONS

Boogy on down to Itaewon Station. Board the one and only Beige Line No. 6 train on its way to Bulgwang Station. Alight four stops later at Gongdeok Station and transfer to the Airport Line. Ensure it is headed for Incheon Airport and get off four stops later at Gimpo International Airport Station. Change just one more time for Line No. 9. Get on the train headed for Gaehwa and get off one stop later at...Gaehwa Station. Surface at Exit 1 and follow arrows and "SH3" to the onsite, wherever it may be. TRAIN TRAVEL TIME: 48 MINS

RECEDING HARE LINE

MAY 18TH SQUISHY (?)

MAY 25TH HASH HELL

JUNE 1ST HARE NEEDED

JUNE 8TH HARE NEEDED

JUNE 15TH GM CHANGEOVER

JUNE 22ND CHOOPA CABROAN

May/04 - 16:00
2528
Snake's Birthday Trail Starring EM Blank Space
Title:
Snake's Birthday Trail Starring EM Blank Space
Meeting Time:
2019/05/04 16:00
Location:
Gwanghwamun Station Exit 6 on Purple Line No. 5
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Blank Space & Just Call Me Snake
Apres Trail:
Up to the birthday boy
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Brother Boozers,

It's Snake's birthday this week so it is an event for the Seoul Hash. Many happy returns, Hooch! EM Blank Space also claims this Saturday's run is eventful for him. For what exactly I have no idea, but I'm sure it will be the key theme of his splash during circle.

Whatever his reason, gather near Gwanghwamun Station and raise a can or bottle to our dear birthday Hooch (and our E.M. if you fancy). Hopefully there won't be a fire this time in the middle of tourist fucking Seoul!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2528 "Snake's Birthday Trail Starring E.M. Blank Space"

WHEN: Saturday May 4th 2019 at 4PM/ 1600

WHERE: Gwanghwamun Station Exit 6 on Deep Purple Line No. 5

HARES: EM Blank Space & Just Call Me Snake

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: Up to the birthday boy

D'ERECTIONS

BY SUBWAY

Via Line 6 at Itaewon Station, board a Bulgwang bound train heading west. Alight from said train four stops later at Gongdeok Station and transfer to Line No. 5. Get on a Sangil-dong or Macheon bound train, heading north, and get off another four stops later at Gwanghwamun Station. Surface at Exit 6 and follow chalk arrows and "SH3" all the way to a postage stamp-sized park around the back of the Donghwa Duty Free Building and opposite the Official Building.

ON FOOT

If you're around City Hall or Gyeongbokkung, head for Gwanghwamun Intersection. On four street corners, you will see Kyoto Building, Four Seasons Hotel and Donghwa Duty Free Building. Set your sights on Donghwa Duty Free Building. Go around the back of it to find a postage stamp-sized park opposite the Official Building.

RECEDING HARE LINE

MAY 11TH SQUISHY

MAY 18TH HARE NEEDED

MAY 25TH HASH HELL

JUNE 1ST HARE NEEDED

Apr/27 - 15:00
2527
The St George's Day Run
Title:
The St George's Day Run
Meeting Time:
2019/04/27 15:00
Location:
Bucheon Stadium Station Exit 1 on Dark Green Line No. 7
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Longfellow & ASBO
Apres Trail:
TBC
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Snaggletooths of Seoul,

English haring: best in the world! The less said about this week's hares the better, though. One's a slippery Englishman named Longfellow, who has never Squishy-shuffled and the other is ASBO. God help any of you who actually go out on trail!

On a lighter note, however, it is St George's Day on Saturday or Tuesday. St George slew a dragon, shagged a fair maiden and became the patron saint of Limey Land. Let's celebrate such heroism with these hallmarks that herald the best of English behavior: half-hearted exercise, heavy drinking, noise pollution and readings of some of the greatest examples of English tabloid journalism available online. The EMs can only hope that what the Hon. Sec reads will be on paper.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2527 "St George's Day Run"

WHEN: Saturday April 27th 2019 at 3PM/ 1500

WHERE: Bucheon Stadium Station Exit 1 on Dark Green Line No. 7

HARES: Longfellow & ASBO

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: TBC

D'ERECTIONS

Board a train at Seoul Station on Line No. 1. Make sure it's headed for Incheon Station. Get off twelve stations later at Onsu Station. From there, transfer to Line No. 7 on a train that's bound for Bupyeonggucheong Station. Two stops later, get off at Bucheon Stadium Station. Come up for air at Exit 1 and follow chalk arrows and "SH3" all the way to "Jurassic Park" underneath the "Nude Viking". Intrigued? Or even confused? All will make sense once you get there. TRAIN TRAVEL TIME: 44 mins

RECEDING HARE LINE

MAY 4TH HARE NEEDED

MAY 11TH HARE NEEDED

MAY 18TH HARE NEEDED

MAY 25TH HASH HELL

Apr/20 - 15:00
2526
Kiwi Wee-Wee's Weturn Wun
Title:
Kiwi Wee-Wee's Weturn Wun
Meeting Time:
2019/04/20 15:00
Location:
Nambu Bus Terminal Station Exit 5 on Orange Line No. 3
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Kiwi Wee-Wee & Choopa Cabroan
Apres Trail:
Wherever the night or Kiwi takes us
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Sheepshaggers of Seoul,

If sensitivity has a name on the Seoul Hash, it can be none other than our long-absent ex-GM, Kiwi Wee-Wee.

Shagged out from sheep farming on one of New Zealand's two big islands, Kiwi returns to Asia's sheep-free peninsula to hare a trail for the men in orange. But he won't be alone! Joyful Joint Master, Choopa Cabroan will assist him in this endeavor in case of splinters, light cuts or homesickness. Sometimes, the movement you need is on your shoulder.

As for the rest of you stiff upper bastards, wipe away those drunken tears and stoutly gather at an onsite for the rarest of rare occasions: the return of a long-gone GM.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec (010-9397-6199)

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2526 "Kiwi Wee-Wee's Weturn Wun"

WHEN: Saturday April 20th 2019 at 3PM/ 1500

WHERE: Nambu Bus Terminal Station Exit 5 on Orange Line No. 3 (typical SH3 back pagoda)

HARES: Kiwi Wee-Wee and Choopa Cabroan

ON AFTER: Wherever the night or Kiwi takes us

D'ERECTIONS

Leap on to a Line 6 Train at Itaewon Station. Make sure its terminus is Bonghwasan Station. Three stations later, transfer to Orange Line 3 at Yaksu Station. Make sure its terminus is Ogeum Station. Stay on said train for eight stops before getting off at Nambu Bus Terminal Station. Come up for air at Exit 5. Follow "SH3" and half-arrows in chalk to a "back pagoda" from where the pack will run. TRAIN TRAVEL TIME: 27 MINS

RECEDING HARE LINE

APR 27TH LONGFELLOW & ASBO "ST GEORGE'S DAY RUN"

MAY 4TH HARE NEEDED

MAY 11TH HARE NEEDED

MAY 18TH HARE NEEDED

Apr/13 - 15:00
2525
Lepercon's ROKy Mountain High (not for the vertigo challenged)
Title:
Lepercon's ROKy Mountain High (not for the vertigo challenged)
Meeting Time:
2019/04/13 15:00 (Sunset: 06:01)
Location:
(Gyeongbokkung Station Exit 3 on Orange Line 3; go straight ahead for 15 mins and turn left up Jahamunro 33 Gil)
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
LeperCon
Apres Trail:
TBC
Hash Cash:
10000

Brother Bastards,

We return to Compassionate King Mountain (normally referred to as Inwangsan) on which (our Kinder & Gentler) EM LeperCon is resurfacing from his hideout, The Lair of the LeperCon. The intended ON-ON Site offers a panoramic view of NW Seoul while the trail offers view that should make the average Hasher swoon.

ON ON!

EM Lepercon & Longfellow Hon. Sec

What: SH3 Run 2525 "LeperCon's ROKy Mountain High" (not for the vertigo challenged!)

When: Saturday 13 April 2020, 1500 / 3PM

Where: See attached map, but west of the Blue House and up on-on thar mountain! (Gyeongbokkung Station Exit 3 on Orange Line 3; go straight ahead for 15 mins and turn left up Jahamunro 33 Gil)

Hare: LeperCon (shoe phone: 010-9099-6195)

Hash Cash: $10 / ₩10,000

ERECTIONS: You are in ruck! There are many ways to get to the On-On Site; read below!

Subway, Bus and Foot Option -

From Itaewon Station, get on the Line 6 (Brown Line) and go 3 stops to Yaksu; transfer to Line 3 (Orange Line) and go 6 stops to Gyeongbokgung Station; Come up for air at Exit 3, as you come out of the exit, walk about 200 meters to bus stop and take any 4-digit bus. Get off at Gyeonggi Commercial High School (Gyeonggi Sang-go), cross the street and switch back on the street opposite of where you got off. Go about 150 meters to the first street that has a small brick Chinese restaurant on the corner. Turn right and head on-on-up as far as you can go. You will come to massive gated entrance to the founder of Hyundai. At the gate, take a left and go as far you can go and after 250 meters to where you will find chalk marks taking you into the forest to the Lair of the LeperCon.

Rich Man's Taxi Option-

Same as Subway, Bus and Foot Option, but hail a cab, say "Jahamun Tunnel," but tell him "U-Turn!" when you see the large Brunei Embassy on your left at the traffic light, then take the first street on your right up the hill, keeping to the left. Commandeer your hired chariot as per the map and the above directions.

Car Option - Follow the attached map!

RECEDING HARE LINE

APRIL 20TH JUST CALL ME SNAKE

APRIL 27TH LONGFELLOW & ASBO "ST GEORGE'S DAY RUN"

MAY 4TH HARE NEEDED

MAY 11TH HARE NEEDED

Apr/06 - 15:00
2524
Choopa Cabroan: The Lone Hare
Title:
Choopa Cabroan: The Lone Hare
Meeting Time:
2019/04/06 15:00
Location:
Nambu Bus Terminal Station Exit 5 on Orange Line No. 3
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Choopa Cabroan
Apres Trail:
TBC
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Brothers Bound for Hong Kong or Otherwise,

Months and months of waiting have withered into weeks, and finally, mere days. The annual Hong Kong Invasion by the madmen in orange is finally happening! Boozing, Hashing, whoring, chundering, rugby-watching, pocket-patting and singing on HK Hashes will be our by-words for four days of hedonistic debauchery. There's still time if you haven't booked! Snake just did so!

If, however, you are faced with a weekend in Seoul, then fret not, for committed Seoul Hash hare, Joint Master, Choopa Cabroan, armed with chalk, anthrax and his dog, Bruiser will take care of your Hashing needs. Chances are he'll provide a cooler of booze where our regular Hash Hooch cannot due to his being in Hong Kong. Not to mention, he may well GP circle too as our illustrious GM is in the same boat. So whatever your reason for not being in Hong Kong this weekend, head for Nambu Bus Terminal for guaranteed trail and beer!

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2524 "Choopa Cabroan: The Lone Hare"

WHEN: Saturday April 6th 2019 at 3PM or 1500

WHERE: Nambu Bus Terminal Station Exit 5 on Orange Line No. 3

HARE: Choopa Cabroan

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: TBC

D'ERECTIONS

Board a Bonghwasan-bound train on Beige Line 6 at Itaewon Station. Transfer three stops along at Yaksu Station. Get on an Ogeum-bound train and stay on it for 8 stations. The eighth station is none other than Nambu Bus Terminal Station. Alight and come up for air at Exit 5. Follow chalk arrows and "SH3" to find orange-shirted men beside a pagoda. TRAIN TRAVEL TIME: 30 MINS

RECEDING HARE LINE

APRIL 13TH HARE NEEDED

APRIL 20TH LEPERCON

APRIL 27TH ASBO & LONGFELLOW "ST GEORGE'S DAY RUN"

MAY 4TH HARE NEEDED FOR POSSIBLE STAR WARS RUN

Mar/30 - 15:00
2523
Spring Open Run WOMEN WELCOME THIS WEEK ONLY
Title:
Spring Open Run WOMEN WELCOME THIS WEEK ONLY
Meeting Time:
2019/03/30 15:00
Location:
Suwon Station Exit 2 on Line No. 1 & Bundang Line
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Dodic
Apres Trail:
Itaewon/ Songtan/ Wherever
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Harriers of Korea and beyond,

Bring your wifes and girlfriends (preferably not children) down to Suwon for the return of EM Dodic, his delayed birthday celebrations and our spring open run. There will be beer, circle, a fire and warm spring weather to run a trail in.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2523 "Spring Open Run"

WHEN: Saturday March 30th 2019 at 3 P.M. or 1500

WHERE: Suwon Station Exit 2 on Dark Blue Line No. 1 & the Bundang Line

HARE: Dodic

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: Songtan/ Itaewon/ Wherever

D'ERECTIONS

Look no further than boarding a train on Line No. 1 at Seoul Station. Ensure that it is bound for Seodongtan Station or Sinchang Station. Once on the train, stay there for a whopping twenty-two stations. Alight at Suwon Station (the 22nd) and depart the station at Exit 2. Arrows and "SH3" in chalk will show you to a growing gathering of Hashers of both genders.

TRAIN TRAVEL TIME: 1 HOUR 2 MINUTES

RECEDING HARE LINE:

APRIL 6TH HARE NEEDED (IN SEOUL)/ BLANK & ULTRAMAN (IN HONG KONG)

APRIL 13TH HARE NEEDED

APRIL 20TH LEPERCON

APRIL 27TH ASBO & LONGFELLOW (ST. GEORGE'S DAY RUN)

Mar/23 - 15:00
2522
Feel the Sleaze
Title:
Feel the Sleaze
Meeting Time:
2019/03/23 15:00
Location:
Nakseongdae Station Exit 4 on Green Line No. 2
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Sleazey Rider
Apres Trail:
TBC
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Fellow Sleazeballs,

A shit sandwich of an open run awaits us next week. On the far side of it, there's the ever-glorious Hong Kong Sevens Seoul Hash Invasion, and on this side of it there's Sleazey Rider's run on Saturday. This may be the last premium Seoul Hash that you will experience before women show up the following week or you're sweating and heaving and vomiting in Chater Garden the week after. Make the most of what's left in Seoul and come out this Saturday for a ball-busting trail, thirst-quenching beer and the best (albeit sleaziest) company you could ask for on a Saturday afternoon.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2522 "Feel the Sleaze"

WHEN: Saturday March 23rd 2019 at 3 P.M. or 1500

WHERE: Naksondae Station Exit 4 on Green Line No. 2

HARE: Sleazey Rider

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: TBC

D'ERECTIONS

From Seoul Station, that stands on a vast number of interconnecting lines, board a train on Blue Line No. 4. Make sure that its terminus is Oido Station or somewhere that's certainly down south. Transfer at the seventh stop (Sadang Station) and transfer to the Green Line No. 2. Make sure it's headed east towards Shindorim/ Hongdae. Get off that train a mere stop on from Sadang Station and you'll be at Nakseongdae Station. Come up for air at Exit 4 and follow arrows and "SH3" marked in chalk to a group of orange-shirted men. TRAVEL TIME: 25 MINS

RECEDING HARE LINE

MARCH 30TH DODIC & CO-HARE (OPEN RUN; WOMEN WELCOME)

APRIL 6TH LEPERCON

APRIL 13TH HARE NEEDED

APRIL 20TH HARE NEEDED

Mar/16 - 15:00
2521
The Yangjae Citizens' Arrest Run
Title:
The Yangjae Citizens' Arrest Run
Meeting Time:
2019/03/16 15:00
Location:
Yangjae Citizens Forest Station Exit 2 on the Shinbundang Line
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Longfellow
Apres Trail:
The bright lights of Itaewon for St Paddy's Day
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

My Boozing Brothers,

As anyone who ran Leper's January trail knows, all useful Seoul police officers are nowhere to be seen on a Saturday, except near Gyeongbokkung. There they model high-vis jackets and monitor benign political protests. So it's no surprise then that the rest of Seoul is a fuzz-free zone and so perfect for yelling "on on", lighting fires and singing about Miss Lees. But could that all change this weekend? After all, who knows when a vigilante squad of padded jacketed ajeosshis will drag us, kicking and screaming, to the slammer just for innocently Hashing in the heart of tranquil Seocho?

Well, they may not have to try too hard this Saturday as Longfellow is out to redeem himself with a revised trail out of the same runsite from two years ago. We'll have to see. What is certain is a trail, beer, sandwiches and a circle. Come on out to find out!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2521 "The Yangjae Citizens' Arrest Run"

WHEN: Saturday March 16th 2019 at 3 P.M. or 1500

WHERE: Yangjae Citizens Forest Station Exit 2 on the blood red Shinbundang Line

HARE: Longfellow

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: The bright lights of Itaewon for St Paddy's Day

D'ERECTIONS

At Itaewon Station, board a subway train whose terminus is Bonghwasan Station on Beige Line No. 6. Three stops later, change at Yaksu Station where you board a train whose terminus is Ogeum Station on Orange Line No. 3. Stay on said train for nine stops where you'll reach Yangjae Station. Transfer to the brand new Shinbundang Line and get off at the next station: Yangjae Citizens Forest Station. Come up for air at Exit 2 and follow arrows and "SH3" all marked in chalk. Some men in orange running gear will greet you warmly.

RECEDING HARE LINE

MARCH 23RD SLEAZEY RIDER

MARCH 30TH DODIC & CO-HARE (OPEN RUN; WOMEN WELCOME)

APRIL 6TH LEPERCON

APRIL 13TH HARE NEEDED

Mar/09 - 15:00
2520
Shooting BLANKs in a SQUISHY SPACE
Title:
Shooting BLANKs in a SQUISHY SPACE
Meeting Time:
2019/03/09 15:00
Location:
Samgakji Station Exit 8 on Blue Line No. 4 and Beige Line No. 6
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Blank Space & Squishy
Apres Trail:
Probably ARA HOFF
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Fellow Drunks,

Can you guess who this week's hares are? I'll give you a clue. One's a "mature," globetrotting Anglophile with (presumably) hundreds of runs under his belt and the other is...Squishy. Join this odd couple for a run on Saturday. It'll be a gem of a trail for sure what with that winning combination of youthful exuberance (Squishy) and Blank's..em..er..maturity. I, for one, cannot wait to hear about how they stopped for McDonald's and cigarettes and lined up for lattes when they should have been haring. I jest! I'm sure the trail'll be well-marked, the beer well-chilled and the men in orange well-hammered by the end of the night, if not circle.

ON ON!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2520 "Shooting BLANKs in a SQUISHY SPACE"

WHEN: Saturday March 9th 2019 at 3 P.M. or 1500

WHERE: Samgakji Station Exit 8 on Ice Blue Line No. 4 and Beige Line No. 6 "Troll's Lair"

HARE: Blank Space & Squishy

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: Probably ARA HOFF

D'ERECTIONS

From Itaewon Station, board a Line No. 6 train whose terminus is Bulgwang Station in the north-west. Stay on the train for two stops and, guess what, you are there at Samgakji Station. Come up for air at Exit 8 and follow chalk and "SH3" to Troll's Lair and the onsite.

RECEDING HARE LINE

MARCH 16TH LONGFELLOW

MARCH 23RD SLEAZEY RIDER

MARCH 30TH DODIC & CO-HARE

APRIL 6TH HARE NEEDED

Mar/02 - 15:00
2519
Choopa Cabroan's Escape from L.A.
Title:
Choopa Cabroan's Escape from L.A.
Meeting Time:
2019/03/02 15:00
Location:
Suseo Station Exits 4 or 5 (take your pick) on the Yellow Bundang Line and Orange Line No. 3
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Choopa Cabroan
Apres Trail:
TBC
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Inebriated Escapees,

Joint Master, Choopa Cabroan has escaped from the City of Angels. He returns to Seoul City with fresh bullet wounds, a healthy tan, whiter teeth and a healthier respiratory system than those of us who have been in Korea this month. And not only does he return with his presence (and a nice gift for the GM), he returns with a trail as well. Gather with anticipation at an area quite near Suseo Station for a meaty, early spring run followed by booze, something edible and a circle with the best bunch of drunks this side of California.

ON ON!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

PS Never mind that the photo reads "Snake is back." My edit/ photo shop/ whatever skills are shit at best.

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2519 "Choopa Cabroan's Escape from L.A."

WHEN: Saturday March 2nd 2019 at 3PM or 1500

WHERE: Suseo Station Exits 4 or 5 (take your pick) on Orange Line No. 3 and the Yellow Bundang Line

HARE: Choopa Cabroan

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: TBC

D'ERECTIONS

Stagger your ass into a Line No. 6 train at Itaewon Station. Make sure its terminus is Bonghwasan Station. Get off three stations later at Yaksu Station. From there, transfer to an Orange Line No. 3 train whose terminus is Ogeum Station. Stay on said train for a long haul of sixteen stations. The sixteenth station, however, is the one and only Suseo Station. Come up for air at either Exit 4 or 5. From either exit, there will be visible, discernible markings. They will be apparent in the form of chalk arrows and "SH3." Follow them to find a group of orange-shirted men. TRAVEL TIME: 47 MINS

RECEDING HARE LINE

MARCH 9TH HARE NEEDED

MARCH 16TH LONGFELLOW IN YANGJAE CITIZENS FOREST

MARCH 23RD SLEAZEY RIDER

MARCH 30TH DODIC'S OPEN RUN (?)

Feb/23 - 15:00
2518
HHIT Schools the Hares
Title:
HHIT Schools the Hares
Meeting Time:
2019/02/23 15:00
Location:
Yangcheon-gu Office Station Exit 2 on Green Line No. 2
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
He's Huge, I'm Tiny (HHIT)
Apres Trail:
TBC
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Runners Under the Influence,

Keep the above image in mind as our sobererest Seoul Hasher, He's Huge, I'm Tiny (HHIT), is taking to the streets south of the Han to show us how a Seoul Hash trail is done properly. I use the term "us" lightly as relatively new Seoul Hasher and not-quite-Mystery Hare, ASBO, will be joining the former Joint Master to get a long, hard, vigorous lesson in bending over...and applying chalk and anthrax to sidewalks, lamp posts and other things so that the pack can run, work up a thirst for beer and direct a tirade of insults toward the hare. So hopefully we can do all that without having to look for a mark every twenty meters and ending up half the way to bloody Wonju. If there's one walk of life for which I condone sobriety then it's haring well.

If you make it back to the onsite alive, prepare for mirth, merriment, lots of beer, food and laughter.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2518 "HHIT Schools the Hares"

WHEN: Saturday February 23rd 2019 at 3PM or 1500

WHERE: Yangcheon-gu Office Station Exit 2 on Pea Green Line No. 2

HARE: He's Huge, I'm Tiny (HHIT)

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: TBC

D'ERECTIONS

Stumble into a train at Itaewon Station on Beige Line No. 6. Make sure its terminus is Bulgwang Station. Travel eight stops to Hapjeong Station. From there, change to Pea Green Line No. 2, on a train that's on its way to Sindorim Station. Four stops later you'll be at Sindorim Station where you'll need to change for the second and last time. Change there for a train on a short, separate, west-bound extension of Line 2; the terminus of which is Kkachisan Station. Two stops on from Sindorim Station is none other than Yangcheon-gu Office Station. Come up for air at Exit 2 and follow chalk arrows and "SH3" to the onsite. Average travel time 37 mins

RECEDING HARE LINE MARCH APRIL

MARCH 2ND CHOOPA CABROAN

MARCH 9TH HARE NEEDED

MARCH 16TH LONGFELLOW IN YANGJAE CITIZENS FOREST STATION

MARCH 23RD SLEAZEY RIDER

MARCH 30TH HARE NEEDED

APRIL 6TH HARE NEEDED ON HONG KONG WEEKEND

APRIL 13TH HARE NEEDED

APRIL 20TH HARE NEEDED

Feb/16 - 15:00
2517
EM Blank Space & the Return (?) to The Isle of Death
Title:
EM Blank Space & the Return (?) to The Isle of Death
Meeting Time:
2019/02/16 15:00
Location:
Sinyongsan Station Exit 5 on Ice Blue Line No. 4
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
EM Blank Space
Apres Trail:
ARA HOFF
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Half Minds N' Half Drunks,

Mature gentleman, EM Blank Space, will hare a run from Shinyongsan Station this Saturday. Surely that means we're going to The Isle of Death? The hare did not choose to disclose whether we would be or not. There's only one way to find out and that's to attend his run on a (hopefully not) windy Saturday this Saturday.

What is certain about Saturday is there'll be a trail of some distance, beer of some flavor and distinction, sustenance of some variety and a whole lot of liver damage.

ON ON!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2517 "EM Blank Space and the Return (?) to The Isle of Death?"

WHEN: Saturday February 16th 2019 at 3PM or 1500

WHERE: Sinyongsan Station Exit No. 5 on Ice Blue Line No. 4 (THIS STATION IS BUT A STONE'S THROW FROM YONGSAN STATION, JUST BEAR THAT IN MIND)

HARE: EM BLANK SPACE

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: Probably ARA HOFF

D'ERECTIONS

Boogy on down to Itaewon Station. Get on a Line No. 6 train whose terminus is Bulgwang Station. Get off the train two stops later at Samgakji Station. Transfer to Line No. 4 and onto a southbound train. Get off a mere one stop later at Sinyongsan Station. Come up for air at Exit No. 5 and follow arrows and "SH3" in chalk to the onsite.

RECEDING HARE LINE FEBRUARY MARCH APRIL

FEB 23RD HE'S HUGE, I'M TINY (HHIT)

MAR 2ND CHOOPA CABROAN

MAR 9TH HARE NEEDED

MAR 16TH LONGFELLOW IN YANGJAE CIT. FOREST

MAR 23RD HARE NEEDED

MAR 30TH HARE NEEDED

APR 6TH HARE NEEDED

APR 13TH HARE NEEDED

Feb/09 - 15:00
2516
Squishy's Birthday Run
Title:
Squishy's Birthday Run
Meeting Time:
2019/02/09 15:00
Location:
Sunae Station Exit 1 on the Bundang Line
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Squishy
Apres Trail:
Pub 210 near the onsite
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Dear Party People,

Our ignoble Hash Horn, Squishy, is about to celebrate his birthday in true Hash style: by haring a trail, arranging for us to have beer, pizza and a trip to Pub 210 for an on after. I can personally vouch for Squishy's dedication to the laying of said trail because I found the onsite with him yesterday. It's tranquil and picturesque and there's every chance we'll get some stares from the older circles of this country's padded coated population.

So there's nothing else for it but to come out beyond the outskirts of Seoul, in delightful Sunae. There there'll be mirth, merriment and, possibly, some birthday beats...if we're violent and the police get involved.

On On and happy birthday, Squish!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2516 "Squishy's Birthday Run"

WHEN: Saturday February 9th 2019 at 3PM or 1500

WHERE: Sunae Station Exit 1 on the (Yellow) Bundang Line

HARE: Squishy

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: Pub 210, not far from the onsite

D'ERECTIONS

Board the Line 6 train out of Itaewon Station heading for Bonghwasan. Change three stations later at Yaksu Station. From there, get on an Orange Line No. 3 train heading south toward Ogeum Station. Get off it nine stations later at Yangjae Station. Transfer to the blood red Shin-Bundang Line on a train going away from Gangnam Station. Get off it four stations later and make one final transfer at Jeongja Station. Get on a Bundang Line train whose terminus is Wangsimni Station and simply get off one station later at Sunae Station. Journey time is roughly one hour. Come up for air at Exit 1 and follow arrows and "SH3" in chalk to the onsite.

RECEDING HARE LINE FEBRUARY MARCH APRIL

FEB 16TH BLANK SPACE

FEB 23RD HARE NEEDED

MAR 2ND CHOOPA CABROAN

MAR 9TH HARE NEEDED

MAR 16TH LONGFELLOW IN YANGJAE CIT. FOREST

MAR 23RD HARE NEEDED

MAR 3OTH HARE NEEDED

APR 5TH HARE NEEDED

Feb/02 - 15:00
2515
Baggo...Shit is Back Again
Title:
Baggo...Shit is Back Again
Meeting Time:
2019/02/02 15:00 (Sunset: 03:53)
Location:
Jichuk Station Exit 1 on Orange Line No. 3
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Baggo...Shit
Apres Trail:
TBC
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Up n' Coming:

HONG KONG RUGBY SEVENS (APRIL 5TH-7TH) IMMINENT IN NINE WEEKS! WHY HAVEN'T YOU BOOKED YET?

CHUNCHEON BIKE RIDE SUNDAY MAY 26TH 8AM 'TIL LATEISH

Dear SHHHitbags

Guess what, pack? We're off to Jichuk again. Wait, does that mean Hymen's back in town? No, we'd have definitely heard about it by now. What will, in fact, await us this Saturday is much more extraordinary. Unassuming Seoul Hash Brother absentee, Baggo...Shit is returning to this gentlemen's elite with, not only his presence, but a trail as well. And only after four flipping years. Better late than never. For a good many of us, a Baggo trail is...well...a baggo' mysteries. Not least to this Honorary Secretary. I can't wait!

If, like Baggo presumably, you're sick to the back teeth of Hashing with the fairer sex for just one Saturday, make it this one and come out for beer, sustenance(maybe some wine), banter, a more-than-ambling countryside trail and seeing how well Baggo handles his splash after all this time. And see your Hon. Sec step in as GP whilst the GM attends strip clubs in Trumpland.

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2515 "Baggo...Shit is Back Again"

WHEN: Saturday February 2nd 2019 at 3P.M. or 1500

WHERE: Jichuk Station Exit 1 on Orange Line No. 3

HARE: Baggo...Shit

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: TBC

D'ERECTIONS

Lumber down to Itaewon Station on Beige Line 6. Board a Bonghwasan-bound train and get off it three stops later at Yaksu Station. From there, get on a north-bound train whise terminus is Daehwa on Orange Line 3. Get some kip and wake up fourteen stops later at Jichuk Station. Get out the station at Exit 1 and follow arrows and "SH3" in chalk to the onsite.

RECEDING HARE LINE FEBRUARY MARCH

FEB 9TH SQUISHY IN SUNAE

FEB 16TH BLANK SPACE

FEB 23RD HARE NEEDED

MAR 2ND CHOOPA CABROAN

MAR 9TH HARE NEEDED

MAR 16TH LONGFELLOW IN YANGJAE CIT. FOREST

MAR 23RD HARE NEEDED

MAR 30TH HARE NEEDED

Jan/26 - 15:00
2514
When the GM's Away, ASBO's at Play
Title:
When the GM's Away, ASBO's at Play
Meeting Time:
2019/01/26 15:00
Location:
Magongnaru Station Exit 4 on Line No. 9 & Airport Line
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
ASBO
Apres Trail:
TBC
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Upcoming Events:

HONG KONG RUGBY SEVENS SEOUL HASH INVASION APRIL 5TH-7TH

IMMINENT IN TEN WEEKS! BOOK NOW IF NOT ALREADY!

BIKE RIDE TO CHUNCHEON IN MAY SOMETIME

Dearest Juvenile Delinquents,

What an amusingly escalating Hash we had last week in the Lair of the LeperCon: Squishy so drunk he sounded like he'd had a stroke, Snake's mysterious black eye following a one night stand, Leper's trail reportedly being 11km when it was in fact 5km and Scalded Squirrel dressing like a burglar as the evening temperature dropped. Not to mention the many revealing photos of post-surgery scars and au naturale selfies. I mean, what a Saturday to be alive!

Can such a Hash of banter-filled magnitude be repeated this Saturday? Well, with Grand Master, Joo Dog in Trumpland, Honorary Secretary, Longfellow tied down (at work, nothing sexy mind) and Blank Space NOT attending any children's parties this week, we could be in for a hell of an exceptional Hash. After all, retired British criminal, ASBO is more than primed to pull out the big guns and hare a trail that will drag you through western Seoul. In particular, he has his eyes set on haring through a botanical garden. So, if it is ungodly cold, why not warm up there before sprinting back to complain about how cold the trail was.

Anyway, if you want to have a good time, then look no further than Seoul Hash House Harriers in Magongnaru!

ON ON!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2514 "When the GM's Away, ASBO's at Play"

WHEN: Saturday January 26th 2019 at 3 p.m. or 1500

WHERE: Magongnaru Station Exit 4 on Line No. 9 & Airport Line

HARE: ASBO

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: TBC

D'ERECTIONS:

From Itaewon Station on Line 6, board a train whose terminus is Bulgwang Station. Alight twelve stations later at Digital Media City Station and transfer to the Airport Line. Make sure you're on a train in the direction of Incheon Airport and get off a stop later at Magongnaru Station. At Exit 4, follow SH3 and chalk arrows to the onsite.

RECEDING HARE LINE FEBRUARY MARCH

FEB 2ND BAGGO SHIT/ JICHUK

FEB 9TH SQUISHY/ SUNAE

FEB 16TH BLANK SPACE

FEB 23RD HARE NEEDED

MAR 2ND CHOOPA CABROAN

MAR 9TH HARE NEEDED

MAR 16TH LONGFELLOW/ YANGJAE CIT. FOREST

MAR 23RD HARE NEEDED

Jan/19 - 15:00
2513
Lepercon's One Thing or Another (If Not One Thing, It's Another) Romp
Title:
Lepercon's One Thing or Another (If Not One Thing, It's Another) Romp
Meeting Time:
2019/01/19 15:00 (Sunset: 03:37)
Location:
Gyeongbokgung Station Exit 3 on Orange Line 3 (See below for further, more detailed directions)
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
EM Lepercon
Apres Trail:
TBC
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

HONG KONG SEVENS SEOUL HASH INVASION IMMINENT IN ELEVEN WEEKS! BOOK NOW IF NOT ALREADY!

My Fellow Bastards,

We return to Compassionate King Mountain (normally referred to as Inwangsan) on which (our Kinder & Gentler) EM LeperCon is resurfacing from his hideout, The Lair of the LeperCon. The intended ON-ON Site offers a panoramic view of NW Seoul while the trail offers view that should a romp through Korean history.

What: SH3 Run 2513 "LeperCon's One Way or Another (If Not One Thing, It's Another) Romp"

When: 19 January 2019, 1500 / 3PM

Where: Gyeongbokkung Station Exit 3 on Orange Line 3 (see below for further, detailed directions)

Hare: LeperCon (shoe phone: 010-9099-6195)

Hash Cash: $10 / ₩10,000 (Includes pizza, beer, and what the hell more do you need?)

D'ERECTIONS

Subway, Bus and Foot Option -

From Itaewon Station, get on the Line 6 (Brown Line) and go 3 stops to Yaksu; transfer to Line 3 (Orange Line) and go 6 stops to Gyeongbokgung Station; Come up for air at Exit 3, as you come out of the exit, walk about 200 meters to bus stop and TAKE ONE OF THESE BUSES: 1711, 7016 OR 7018. Get off at Gyeonggi Commercial High School (Gyeonggi Sang-go), cross the street and walk in the opposite direction the bus took. Go about 150 meters to the first street (Jahamunro 33gil or 자하문로 33길-that's the street name). It has a small brick Chinese restaurant on the corner. Turn right and head on-on-up as far as you can go. You will come to massive gated entrance to the founder of Hyundai. At the gate, take a left and go as far you can go and after 250 meters to where you will find chalk marks taking you into the forest to the Lair of the LeperCon.

Rich Man's Taxi Option-

Same as Subway, Bus and Foot Option, but hail a cab, say "Jahamun Tunnel," but tell him "U-Turn!" when you see the large Brunei Embassy on your left at the traffic light, then take the first street on your right up the hill, keeping to the left. Commandeer your hired chariot as per the map and the above directions.

If all else fails, punch this GPS into maps. To get clearer results, use Korea Naver Maps.

GPS: 37.585530, 126.966066

RECEDING HARE LINE JANUARY FEBRUARY MARCH

JAN 26TH ASBO

FEB 2ND BAGGO SHIT

FEB 9TH SQUISHY

FEB 16TH HARE NEEDED

FEB 23RD HARE NEEDED

MAR 2ND HARE NEEDED

MAR 9TH HARE NEEDED

MAR 16TH HARE NEEDED

Jan/12 - 15:00
2512
Raiders of the Lost Beer Run
Title:
Raiders of the Lost Beer Run
Meeting Time:
2019/01/12 15:00
Location:
Hapjeong Station Exit 2 on Beige Line No. 6 & Pea Green Line No. 2
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Just Call Me Snake
Apres Trail:
ARA HOFF
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Alcohologists of Seoul,

Watch out for man-crushing boulders, a pit of live, writhing snakes and a mine cart chase this Saturday as Snaaaaaake will be haring then and it's adventure all the way with his trails. More sensibly, keep your eye out for a good run, cold beer, (hopefully) hot food, a GM who can stand on two legs and maybe even a fuzz-summoning fire that'll lick long into the dusk. We'll try our best to light one, of course. in the trendy urban environs of Hapjeong, Mapo-gu. So failing a fire, some hot packs may come in handy.

ON ON!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: SHHH Run No. 2512 "Raiders of the Lost Beer Run"

WHEN: Saturday January 12th at 3PM or 1500

WHERE: Hapjeong Station Exit 2 on Pea Green Line No. 2 and Beige Line No. 6

HARE: Just Call Me Snake

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: ARA HOFF

D'ERECTIONS

Non-suggestively enter a subway train at Itaewon Station on Beige Line No. 6. Make sure it's on its way to Bulgwang Station, heading west through Seoul. Alight eight stations following on from Itaewon because the eighth station happens to be Hapjeong Station. Come up for air at Exit 2 and follow arrows and "SH3" marked in chalk to the onsite. A glowing gathering of staggering orange shirts will indicate you're among the right men.

RECEDING HARE LINE JANUARY FEBRUARY MARCH

JANUARY 19TH EM LEPERCON

JANUARY 26TH ASBO

FEBRUARY 2ND BAGGO SHIT

FEBRUARY 9TH SQUISHY

FEBRUARY 16TH HARE NEEDED

FEBRUARY 23RD HARE NEEDED

MARCH 2ND HARE NEEDED

MARCH 9TH HARE NEEDED

Jan/05 - 15:00
2511
Pigs From a Gun Run
Title:
Pigs From a Gun Run
Meeting Time:
2019/01/05 15:00
Location:
Seoul Racecourse Park Exit 6 on Ice Blue Line No. 4
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Blank Space & Ultraman
Apres Trail:
ARA HOFF?
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Gentlemen Revellers,

Happy New Year! It's the Year of the Pig and our magnanimous EM Blank Space and the incorrigible Ultraman will see to it that the first run of 2019 will take place on a sidewalk this Saturday afternoon. Your Hon. Sec would love to be there but maybe he has to sleep off some jetlag or go to work. It's one or the other. You should be there though. Feel free to attend, run a trail, drink something, eat something else and feel proud that the Seoul Hash has entered its 37th year.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

What: SHHH Run No. 2511 "The Pigs From A Gun Run"

When: 05 Jan 2019, 1500 / 3pm

Where: Seoul Racecourse Park Station, Exit 6 (Line 4/Light Blue Line)

Hare: EM Blank Space & Ultraman

Hash Cash: 10USD / 10,000won

Apres Trail: ARA HOFF?

D'ERECTIONS

Board a Line No. 4 train at Seoul Station and head south for ten stops. If you cross the mighty Han River then you know you're on the right track. Alight at the tenth stop which happens to be Seoul Racecourse Park. Come up for air at Exit 6 and the pack should be bang in front of you or thereabouts.

RECEDING HARE LINE JANUARY FEBRUARY MARCH

JAN 12TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 19TH ASBO

JAN 26TH LEPERCON

FEB 2ND BAGGO SHIT

FEB 9TH SQUISHY

FEB 16TH HARE NEEDED

FEB 23RD HARE NEEDED

MARCH 2ND HARE NEEDED

Dec/29 - 15:00
2510
Lord of the Flies: Winter Wonderland Special
Title:
Lord of the Flies: Winter Wonderland Special
Meeting Time:
2018/12/29 15:00
Location:
Hwajeon Station Exit 1 on Gyeongui Jungang Line
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Choopa Cabroan
Apres Trail:
TBB
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

SHHH RUN NO. 2510 "Lord of the Flies Winter Wonderland Special"

UPCOMING EVENTS: WINTER SOCIAL JAN 18TH

HONG KONG SEVENS SEOUL HASH INVASION APRIL 4TH-8TH

Fellow Savages,

The Year of the Pig is almost upon us. And there's one more Seoul Hash run to be run before The Year of the Dog is out. So Joint Master, Choopa Cabroan has taken it upon himself to not only transport beer to the legendary "Lord of the Flies" runsite, but to hare out of there too.

Since winter solstice (and the GM's vasecto) was but days earlier, the chances of swarms of flies of biblical proportions are slim to nil. That being said, that doesn't mean you can't freeze your ass off, warm it up with a run and return to the runsite panting and sweaty, desperate for amber nectar and sustenance. After all, it's the last Hash of 2018, so forget the teeming crowds in Gangnam on the thirty-first and celebrate in style with a group of likely lads around A FIRE on Saturday. You read that right. A perfectly legal fire in the country that won't summon cops or curious ajussis.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2510 "Lord of the Flies Winter Wonderland Special"

WHEN: Saturday December 29th at 3pm or 1500

WHERE: "Lord of the Flies" Hwajeon Station Exit 1 on the Gyeongui Jungang Line (grab a roadie, it's a 1.5km walk to the onsite)

HARE: Choopa Cabroan

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: TBC

D'ERECTIONS

Get to Yongsan Station or Seoul Station.

From Yongsan Station, get on a Munsan-bound train heading west on the Gyeongui Jungang Line, wait for 22 minutes and 8 stations until you reach Hwajeon Station.

From Seoul Station, get on the same line heading west, travel for 18 minutes and 5 stations until you reach Hwajeon Station.

Get out at Exit 1, grab a roadie and trek for a kilometer and a half. A gathering of orange-shirted men (or a miraculous swarm of flies) will signal to you that you're in the right place.

RECEDING HARE LINE JANUARY FEBRUARY

JAN 5TH BLANK SPACE & ULTRAMAN

JAN 12TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 19TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 26TH HARE NEEDED

FEB 2ND HARE NEEDED

FEB 9TH SQUISHY

FEB 16TH HARE NEEDED

FEB 23RD HARE NEEDED

Dec/22 - 15:00
2509
Snake's Nutcracker Trail
Title:
Snake's Nutcracker Trail
Meeting Time:
2018/12/22 15:00 (Sunset: 03:14)
Location:
Samgakji Station Exit 8 on Ice Blue Line No. 4 and Beige Line No. 6
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Just Call Me Snake
Apres Trail:
Probably ARA HOFF
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Beer-Drinking Buddies,

Christmas is but a week away, but what a tragedy it is that the 2018 yuletide run shall not feature the most stalwart of our Seoul Hashers. What with the GM's "nuts" going under the knife, the Hon. Sec on a jet plane with his woman to EM Blank's favorite country (can you guess which one?) and wingy-regular, HHIT moving house, our venerable Hooch, Just Call Me Snake, has volunteered to bring Xmas cheer and plentiful beer to a cold December Saturday in central Seoul.

So whilst the GM recovers from his nuts being "cracked," skip the carols and mulled wine to "crack your own nuts" on a blisterish trail out of the legendary Troll's Lair, courtesy of Snake. Post-run, reconvene at the "Lair" for booze, food, mirth and merriment.

On on and Happy Christmas!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2509 "Snake's Nutcracker Trail"

WHEN: Saturday December 22nd at 3PM/ 1500

WHERE: Samgakji Station Exit 8 on Ice Blue Line No. 4 and Beige Line No. 6

HARE: Just Call Me Snake

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: Probably ARA HOFF

D'ERECTIONS

Board (non-suggestively) a subway train heading west out of Itaewon Station on Beige Line No. 6.. Once that's done, get off the train a mere two stations later at Samgakji Station. Come up for air at Exit 8, follow arrows and "SH3" marked in chalk all the way to Troll's Lair.

RECEDING HARE LINE DECEMBER JANUARY FEBRUARY

DEC 29TH CHOOPA CABROAN

JAN 5TH BLANK SPACE & ULTRAMAN

JAN 12TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 19TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 26TH HARE NEEDED

FEB 2ND HARE NEEDED

FEB 9TH SQUISHY

FEB 16TH HARE NEEDED

Dec/15 - 15:00
2508
ASBO'S Ninja Turtles Run
Title:
ASBO'S Ninja Turtles Run
Meeting Time:
2018/12/15 15:00
Location:
Gimpo International Airport Station Exit 4 on Lines 5/9/Airport Express
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
ASBO
Apres Trail:
The bright lights of Shinbanghwa
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Drunken Dudes,

It's cold and frosty out there but a hard, cold can of beer and a slice of pizza Turtle-style should ease your shivering body. But what should get your blood pumping is a nice long run around Gimpo International Airport courtesy of first-time hare, ASBO. So head on out to the far western reaches of Seoul/ Incheon, run the run then gather round to keep warm with hot packs, multiple layers and witty, witty banter with the Seoul Hash House Harriers. If a fire is possible, just hope planes don't mistake it for a runway.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2508 "ASBO'S Ninja Turtles Run"

WHEN: Saturday December 15th at 3PM or 1500

WHERE: Gimpo International Airport Station Exit 4 on Cinnamon Brown Line No. 9/ Purple Line No. 5/ Airport Express Line

HARE: ASBO

HASH CASH: 10000 WON

ON AFTER: The bright lights of Sinbanghwa

D'ERECTIONS:

From Itaewon Station on Beige Line 6, get on a Bulgwang-bound train and ride all the way to Gongdeok Station. Get on a train on the Airport Express Line and travel four stops until you get to Gimpo International Airport Station. Come up for air at Exit 4 and follow chalk arrows and "SH3" all the way to the onsite.

RECEDING HARE LINE DECEMBER JANUARY FEBRUARY

DEC 22ND SNAKE

DEC 29TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 5TH BLANK SPACE & ULTRAMAN

JAN 12TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 19TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 26TH HARE NEEDED

FEB 2ND HARE NEEDED

FEB 9TH SQUISHY

Dec/08 - 15:00
2507
Dr. Joo Dog's Longfellow Birthday Rehab Run
Title:
Dr. Joo Dog's Longfellow Birthday Rehab Run
Meeting Time:
2018/12/08 15:00 (Sunset: 03:09)
Location:
Yongmasan Station Exit 2 on Olive Green Line No. 7
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Joo Dog, Mystery Hare
Apres Trail:
TBC
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

SHHH RUN NO. 207 "DR. JOO DOG'S LONGFELLOW BIRTHDAY REHAB RUN"

UPCOMING EVENTS: WINTER SOCIAL: JAN 18TH

HONG KONG 7'S SEOUL HASH INVASION: APRIL 4TH-8TH

Allies in Alcohol,

Longfellow reaches the almighty milestone of thirty-one (forty-odd in Korean years) this week. Many happy returns! As you can see from the recent police sketch, he needs him some rehab after well over a quarter-century of alcohol abuse. GM Joo Dog has assured him, with outstanding doctor's advice, that the cure for said abuse is mystery haring with him and drinking with Seoul Hashers. By his patter, the GM's medical knowledge seems limited to preparing for vasectomies, but that's qualified enough for a recovering Seoul Hasher.

So come out to the foot of Yongmasan for a killer view, a flat(tish) run, cold cans of liquid gold, hot dogs or otherwise and a circle with hearty Hashers to warm up the winter weather.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2507 "Dr. Joo Dog's Longfellow Birthday Rehab Run"

WHEN: Saturday December 8th at 3 p.m. or 1500

WHERE: Yongmasan Station Exit 2 on Olive Green Line No. 7

HARES: Joo Dog & Mystery Hare

HASH CASH: 10000 won

ON AFTER: TBC

SUBWAY D'ERECTIONS

1 Transfer

From Itaewon Station, travel fifteen stops on a Bonghwasan -bound train all the way to Taereung Station. Transfer here to a Line 7 train going south toward Bupyeong Gucheong Station. Get off six stations later at Yongmasan Station, exit from Exit 2 and follow arrows and "SH3" into the waterfall park where you'll find some orange-shirted men...

2 Transfers

From Itaewon Station, travel four stops to Cheonggu Station, transfer to Line 5 and board a train for either Macheon or Sangil-Dong. Transfer again seven stations later at Gunja Station for a Line 7 train on its way to Jangam. Get off two stations later at Yongmasan Station and follow directions written above...

RECEDING HARE LINE DECEMBER JANUARY FEBRUARY

DEC 15TH ASBO

DEC 22ND SNAKE

DEC 29TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 5TH BLANK SPACE & ULTRAMAN

JAN 12TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 19TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 26TH HARE NEEDED

FEB 2ND HARE NEEDED

Dec/01 - 15:00
2506
Squishy's Arts & Recce-reation Run
Title:
Squishy's Arts & Recce-reation Run
Meeting Time:
2018/12/01 15:00 (Sunset: 03:10)
Location:
NAMBU BUS TERMINAL STATION EXIT 1 ON ORANGE LINE NO. 3
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Squishy
Apres Trail:
BRONX BAR: A PIZZA AND CRAFT BEER PLACE WITH HAPPY HOUR FROM 5-7. WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Whereas HHIT's trail last week had you on your knees begging for mercy, Hash Horn-blower and hare of questionably reccied trails, Squishy steps up to this week's haring plate. He longs for salvation and acceptance in the eyes of his Seoul Hash peers as a pretty good hare whose trails don't have you fighting for air halfway up a mountain. Well, that longing ends this Saturday as there's not a man alive who would turn down a chance to perv at skirt meat, ogle nudie sculptures and drink in the other artistic areas of Seoul City. And it can all be done whilst warming up your body on a winter run. Not to mention, the possible chance of berating and chastising Squishy for what could well be a terrible run. But then again, it could well be the best Seoul Hash trail...of the week. Truth be told, though, Squishy has, purportedly, reccied a good run HENCE "The Arts and Recce-reation Run."

Anyway, the point is, get your ass to Nambu Bus Terminal Station around three on Saturday afternoon, enjoy a sweaty amble south of the Han, drink in the skirt meat and beer, and have a ruddy good time.

On On!

Get on one of those ubiquitous subway trains at Itaewon Station on Beige Line No. 6. Make sure it's terminus is Bonghwasan Station and get off three stations after Itaewon at Yaksu Station. Get to Line 3 and get on an Ogeum-bound train and zoom on down eight stations before getting off at Nambu Bus Terminal Station. Come up for air at Exit 1 and follow chalk-marked arrows and "SH3." At some point, you'll find some men in orange.

RECEDING HARE LINE DECEMBER/ JANUARY

DEC 8TH LEPERCON

DEC 15TH ASBO

DEC 22ND HARE NEEDED

DEC 29TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 5TH BLANK SPACE & ULTRAMAN

JAN 12TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 19TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 26TH HARE NEEDED

Nov/24 - 15:00
2505
Up a Mountain; Down a Beer
Title:
Up a Mountain; Down a Beer
Meeting Time:
2018/11/24 15:00 (Sunset: 03:13)
Location:
Dokbawi Station Exit 1 on Beige Line No. 6
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
He's Huge, I'm Tiny (HHIT)
Apres Trail:
Probably ARA HOFF
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Gentlemen Mounters,

Our accident prone teetotaler, HHIT, promises a short, flat shiggy free trail that awaits at the end of the northern reaches of Beige Line 6. An amiable amble, a gentle jog, or a relaxing run through this quiet locale in Seoul should give you ample time for some quiet reflection. Be sure to pick up a coffee (or a beer, if you're normal) before returning to the on in, as this trail will be a lullaby for your legs.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

Board a big, long subway train at Itaewon Station on Beige Line No. 6 going in the direction of Bulgwang Station. Stay put for eighteen stations and alight at the eighteenth (Dokbawi obviously. Come up for air at Exit 1, follow "SH3" and arrows marked in chalk and park yourself amongst drunks in orange shirts.

RECEDING HARE LINE DECEMBER/ JANUARY

DEC 1ST SQUISHY

DEC 8TH LEPERCON

DEC 15TH HARE NEEDED

DEC 22ND HARE NEEDED

DEC 29TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 5TH BLANK SPACE & ULTRAMAN

JAN 12TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 19TH HARE NEEDED

SHHH EST. 1972

Nov/17 - 15:00
2504
Mockery's Secret Garden Gadabouts
Title:
Mockery's Secret Garden Gadabouts
Meeting Time:
2018/11/17 15:00 (Sunset: 03:17)
Location:
Hyehwa Station Exit 3 on Ice Blue Line No. 4
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Mockery
Apres Trail:
The armchair bar mere meters from onsite
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Gentlemen Inebriates,

With the Isle of Death mercifully sealed off for rebuilding or something, first-time Hare, Mockery has set his sights on Hyehwa instead.The onsite is a stone's throw from theaters, the well-preserved hillside walls and marketplaces. But, and let's be honest, there's nothing more satisfying than running through the crowning jewel of the Joseon Dynasty: Gyeongbok Palace and its mysterious gardens.

So don your hanbok, grab a someak and gather in Hyehwa this SHHHaturday. If you're like me, and you enjoy a few rounds of Stella mere meters from the onsite, join us afterwards at the armchair bar. And that literally is a stone's throw from the onsite! Not to mention that beforehand there'll be cooler beer, nosh and a ruddy good circle around discarded cans.

ON ON!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

Board a phallic subway train at Seoul Station on Ice Blue Line No. 4 and make sure it's on its way to Danggogae Station. Travel on it for six stations. At the sixth station (Hyehwa), get off and come up for air at Exit 3. Follow "SH3" and arrows marked in chalk to the onsite where manly men (and maybe some hobos) will be hanging out...

RECEDING HARE LINE NOVEMBER/ DECEMBER/ JANUARY

NOV 24TH HHIT

DEC 1ST SQUISHY

DEC 8TH LEPERCON

DEC 15TH HARE NEEDED

DEC 22ND HARE NEEDED

DEC 29TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 5TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 12TH HARE NEEDED

Nov/10 - 15:00
2503
EM Farty Breath Memorial Run
Title:
EM Farty Breath Memorial Run
Meeting Time:
2018/11/10 15:00 (Sunset: 03:22)
Location:
Oksu Station Exit 7 on Orange Line 3 (Gyeonggui Jungang Line)
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
EM Blank Space
Apres Trail:
Ara Hoff?
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Gentlemen, British, Commonwealth or Otherwise,

"It's Not A Hash Without A Cider!!"

And nor is it without our fallen brother, Seoul Hash stalwart for many a decade, Emeritus Master, Farty Breath. It has been one year since Korea's answer to English arrogance ascended to the Eternal False Trail in the Sky. Come commemorate his tragic passing with a meaty run hared by Farty's old friend, the ever venerable Emeritus Master, Blank Space. There'll be beer, cidaaah, perhaps England's finest cullinary contribution to the world, the sandwich (if there's nothing better to eat) and a warm,witty circle into the early evening.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

*A story about Farty would be perfect for circle. If you never knew or met him, maybe a joke, song or diatribe about the English instead.

Stagger on down to Itaewon Station on Beige Line No. 6. Board a Bonghwasan-bound train and alight three stations later at Yaksu Station. Switch to Line No. 3 and board an Ogeum-bound train. Alight two stations later at Oksu Station. Come up for air at Exit 7. Follow "SH3" and arrows marked in chalk to a gathering of orange-shirted men under a bridge. If you get lost, contact the Hon. Sec, Longfellow on 010-9397-6199. On On!

RECEDING HARE LINE NOVEMBER DECEMBER JANUARY

NOV 17th MOCKERY

NOV 24TH HHIT

DEC 1ST SQUISHY

DEC 8TH HARE NEEDED

DEC 15TH HARE NEEDED

DEC 22ND HARE NEEDED

DEC 29TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 5TH 2019 HARE NEEDED

Nov/03 - 15:00
2502
Sleazey Rider's Muddy Rivers Run
Title:
Sleazey Rider's Muddy Rivers Run
Meeting Time:
2018/11/03 15:00 (Sunset: 04:29)
Location:
Yeoungdeungpo Station 1, Exit 1
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Sleazey Rider
Apres Trail:
Ara Hoff?
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Dearest Dirty Bastards,

Please do go down to Yeungdeungpo for a run that will leave you up to your armpits in shitty, shiggy-licious mud. Unless of course it's an urban run on a beautiful day and the wettest place around is the grey light district...... But what do I know? I'm just the Hon. Sec. I'm only getting the word out about noticeably tall Hasher, Sleazey Rider and his first ever Seoul Hash hared run out of Yeungdeungpo (with help from a snake).

So come out this Saturday to scrutinize and criticize what could well be the best trail of the week be it short, well-marked, free of absolutely any shiggy and easily shortcuttable for the GM. Reunite somewhere in Yeungdeungpo, hopefully mud-free, to sink some beers, chew on something and enjoy a good, long circle into the Saturday evening dusk. You may even get to sing that above song!

On On!

Get your drunken ass to Seoul Station, the heart of Seoul public transport (apparently) with so many lines meeting there. Get on a Line No. 1 train bound for Sinchang, Seodongtan or Incheon. Get off six stations later at Yeoungdeungpo Station and come up for air at Exit 1. Follow arrows and "SH3" marked in chalk to a gathering of drunken-looking men.

Upcoming Events

Seoul Hash Xmas Social in December

Seoul Hash Hong Kong Rugby 7's Invasion April 5th-7th 2019

Baby, please don't go x3

Down to Yeungdeungpo, you know I love you so

Turn your lamp down low x3

I bang you all night long, baby, please don't go

You know your man down gone x3

Down the Itaewon, with all the herpes on

Baby, please don't go x3

Down to Yeungdeunpo, I bang you all night long

RECEDING HARE LINE NOVEMBER DECEMBER

NOV 10TH EM BLANK SPACE FOR FARTY BREATH MEMORIAL RUN

NOV 17TH MOCKERY

NOV 24TH HARE NEEDED

DEC 1ST SQUISHY

DEC 8TH HARE NEEDED

DEC 15TH HARE NEEDED

DEC 22ND HARE NEEDED

DEC 28TH HARE NEEDED

Jul/11 - 16:00
2299.09
British Thanksgiving Run
Title:
British Thanksgiving Run
Meeting Time:
2015/07/11 16:00
Location:
Honje Station and leave by exit 3 (Geoun Middle School)
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Our Very Own Farty Breath
Apres Trail:
The closest hospital is always a very real option. But if all goes well, EM will decide...or not...show up and find out.
Hash Cash:
10,000 KRW or 10 USD

"Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day"

― Warren Ellis

Once again, our infamous EM Farty Breath has decided to grace the pack with a British Thanking Day to sort of remember, most likely forget and quite possibly blackout.

For those committed to ensuring that there is not too much air in the pollution:

Head up Sejeong Ro passing the No. 1 and then the No. 2 Embassies.

Zero your odo as you turn left at Kwang Hwa Mun.

Pass through the Sajik (Small Tunnell)at 1.1km and the Kum Hwa Tunnel at 2.5kms (Bigger one),ignore the entrance to Yonsei at 4.2km but be alert for the right turn north at 5.0kms (right exit down an embankment) sign-posted towards first to Yonhi Jct. and then quickly to route 21 to Hongeun Jct..

Pass the Pizza Hut on your left and then the very expensive Seoul Foreign School on your right at 5.9kms . Pass under the Naebu expressway(The big road in the sky) by the SK garage at 6.9kms.

Immediately after,turn right under the Naebu again and follow the road up the hill past the Seodaemun Library(서대문도사관)to the OnOn in the small garden opposite the Seong Won(성원) Apartments and next to the Goeun Middle School.

For those travelling light:

Use the orange line to Honje Station and leave by exit 3. Turn 180degrees to the "local"bus stop and take the No10 or 14 Green "local" bus(일반).Ignore Timbers previous comments,the Bus will be there

W750 will take you the short distance to the Goeun Middle School seen on the right side of the chariot and the On On site in the adjacent garden.

If you need further help with the directions, or are just looking for light conversation on the UN resolution,or tips on setting up business , contact the Hare on 010-8263-2603 .(GMS only on Sats)

 

Jul/11 - 16:00
2299.10
"Yankee go Home" The Big Bug Out II -- Victoria's Secret On Out
Title:
"Yankee go Home" The Big Bug Out II -- Victoria's Secret On Out
Meeting Time:
2015/07/11 16:00
Location:
Dongnimmun Park (near Library), Line 3, Exit 4
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Victoria's Secret
Apres Trail:
TBD
Hash Cash:
10,000 KRW or 10 USD

Pack, the time has come once again to say yet another fair thee well to one of the grumpier members of the pack. As the Brits will attest, when a Yankee leaves, a whore loses five dollars. And with that in mind, there has been quite the request from "the hill" for Victoria's Secret to venture away from the GSMA. The pack will miss, his germaphobic ways and not so much about hearing about what kimchi does to his insides...we are all here, we know, we get it, Kimchi makes your shits sting as if a heard of buffalo where running out of your asshole.

On On Vic Sec. The pack will miss you but you will be back, like a bad case of herpies, they always come back.

By subway:

Purchase your ticket and head through the wicket and on your way onto line #3 line and ride to Dongnimmun station (station #326) and exit from the #4 exit. Then just follow the markings.By motorized chariot or pedicab, rikshaw, etc:

Proceed past the Yankee Army base heading west, and then turn right at Samgakji intersection. Continue straight, heading towards Seoul Station. As you approach the Seoul Station area, make sure that your chariot is in one of the left lanes so that you can turn left at the major intersection opposite Seoul Station where the traffic in the right hand lanes must head towards the burnt offering to Korean protests known as Namdaemoon. Do NOT head right towards Namdaemoon but instead turn left at that main intersection and stay left so that you can enter the tunnel just ahead and when you exit the tunnel continue straight for just two (2) kms. You are now on what the Yankee Army lads refer to as MSR 1.

Note that point about 2 kms from Seoul Station when you approach the intersection where the elevated highway becomes highly visible and you can also see the Independence Gate park area on your left, and having noted that landmark, turn left at that intersection, under the bridge. This is also known as the Dongnimmun station intersection and you can find parking below the bridge in the area near the Park. Climb out of your conveyance, and walk over to the #4 entrance/exit to Dongnimmun station, station #326 on Line #3, and look for markings to the on-on site that Victoria's Secret swears will exist and which will guide you to the on-on without any problem whatsoever.

 

Jun/27 - 16:00
2299.08
A Tired GM Sleeps (The GM Changeover)
Title:
A Tired GM Sleeps (The GM Changeover)
Meeting Time:
2015/06/27 16:00 (Sunset: 19:53)
Location:
Namteryoung Station, Line: 4, Exit: 2
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Vagabond
Apres Trail:
Wherever the new GM dictates
Hash Cash:

Great leadership does not mean running away from the Beer. Sometimes the hard trails might just demoralize the pack, but at other times sharing difficulties can inspire people to take action that will make the situation better and the beer colder. On On to the outgoing GM and the new half mind who will take his place.

The time has come to once again pass off the bed pan and allow a tired and worn down GM (often absent due to his habit of getting hand jobs). But alas, who can take the reins of the hash and "guide" the pack through another year? There is only one way to find out. That is to get your lazy asses off your couches, out of your whores, away from the wives and come to the changeover run this Saturday. It is at Namteryoung double pagaoda, a very short flat and shiggy free trail is guaranteed for all to enjoy.

Subway:

Assuming you get on the subway at Samgakji station (429), ride South towards Sadang station and get off at next stop which is Namtaeryeong station (434). Leave throughExit #2 and start walking uphill on the left side of the street. After cresting the hill, look for a dirt driveway with the Double-Pagoda on the left.

Driving:

From the Yongsan Army base, drive South over the Dongjak bridge. Near the end of the bridge, change lanes to either the center or right lane. The road will curve left as you exit the bridge, and at this point you'll need to change to the far right lane in order to turn right towards Sadang station. Continue straight and drive past Sadang station (~3Km); then continue towards Namtaeryeong station. Drive up and over the hill past the walkers and the Double Pagoda. As you come down the far side of the hill, move to the far right to take the exit (do not drive through the tunnel). At the top of the exit ramp, make a U turn and drive back towards the Double Pagoda. This time it will be on your right, and you can turn up the dirt road to park.

 

Jun/20 - 16:00
2299.07
43rd Hangover Run
Title:
43rd Hangover Run
Meeting Time:
2015/06/20 16:00 (Sunset: 19:53)
Location:
Jichuk Station, Line: 3, Exit: 2
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Hymen
Apres Trail:
Hash Cash:
W10 000

Brothers,

Last weekend traditions were held by some, trail was had by all and rough Sunday mornings were quarantined and delivered. It makes a half-mind think, "Why not do it all over again?" Hence, this weekend's trail will be brought to you by our own Kangaroo loving Hymen. He will take the pack far along the orange line (number 3 for those who can't see tone nor tint). Get your thirsty self up to Jichuk Station, exit 2 and follow chalk to glory.

Subway:

From Itaewon Station, head towards Eungam for 16 glorious stations, then transfer at Bulgwang Station heading towards Daehwa for a mere 3 short stations. Depart at Jichuk Station, exit 2…find chalk, run trail, drink beer, don't get lost, don't die.

By Gas zippy machiny things, from the Seoul Grand Hyatt:

1. Start out going northeast toward Hoenamugil. 0.07 mi

2. Turn slight right onto Hoenamugil. 0.02 mi

3. Turn left onto Sowol-ro. 1.7 mi

4. Turn right to stay on Sowol-ro. 0.05 mi

5. Turn left to stay on Sowol-ro. If you reach Toegye-ro 6ga-gil you've gone a little too far. 0.3 mi

6. Sowol-ro becomes Sejong-daero. 0.2 mi

7. Turn left onto Seosomun-ro. If you reach Deoksugung-gil you've gone a little too far. 0.3 mi

8. Keep right at the fork to continue on Seosomun-ro. 0.1 mi

9. Turn right onto Tongil-ro/Uijuro. If you reach Cheongparo you've gone about 0.1 miles too far. 2.6 mi

10. Tongil-ro/Uijuro becomes Tongillo. 2.2 mi

Tongillo becomes 1. 1.9 mi

11. LATITUDE: 37.647889 LONGITUDE: 126.914607. Your destination is 0.1 miles past Bukhansan-ro. If you reach Goyangdaero you've gone about 1 mile too far