Seoul Hash House Harriers

A Men's Drinking Club with a Running Problem.

Feb/16 - 15:00
2517
EM Blank Space & the Return (?) to The Isle of Death
Title:
EM Blank Space & the Return (?) to The Isle of Death
Meeting Time:
2019/02/16 15:00
Location:
Sinyongsan Station Exit 5 on Ice Blue Line No. 4
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
EM Blank Space
Apres Trail:
ARA HOFF
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Half Minds N' Half Drunks,

Mature gentleman, EM Blank Space, will hare a run from Shinyongsan Station this Saturday. Surely that means we're going to The Isle of Death? The hare did not choose to disclose whether we would be or not. There's only one way to find out and that's to attend his run on a (hopefully not) windy Saturday this Saturday.

What is certain about Saturday is there'll be a trail of some distance, beer of some flavor and distinction, sustenance of some variety and a whole lot of liver damage.

ON ON!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2517 "EM Blank Space and the Return (?) to The Isle of Death?"

WHEN: Saturday February 16th 2019 at 3PM or 1500

WHERE: Sinyongsan Station Exit No. 5 on Ice Blue Line No. 4 (THIS STATION IS BUT A STONE'S THROW FROM YONGSAN STATION, JUST BEAR THAT IN MIND)

HARE: EM BLANK SPACE

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: Probably ARA HOFF

D'ERECTIONS

Boogy on down to Itaewon Station. Get on a Line No. 6 train whose terminus is Bulgwang Station. Get off the train two stops later at Samgakji Station. Transfer to Line No. 4 and onto a southbound train. Get off a mere one stop later at Sinyongsan Station. Come up for air at Exit No. 5 and follow arrows and "SH3" in chalk to the onsite.

RECEDING HARE LINE FEBRUARY MARCH APRIL

FEB 23RD HE'S HUGE, I'M TINY (HHIT)

MAR 2ND CHOOPA CABROAN

MAR 9TH HARE NEEDED

MAR 16TH LONGFELLOW IN YANGJAE CIT. FOREST

MAR 23RD HARE NEEDED

MAR 30TH HARE NEEDED

APR 6TH HARE NEEDED

APR 13TH HARE NEEDED

Feb/09 - 15:00
2516
Squishy's Birthday Run
Title:
Squishy's Birthday Run
Meeting Time:
2019/02/09 15:00
Location:
Sunae Station Exit 1 on the Bundang Line
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Squishy
Apres Trail:
Pub 210 near the onsite
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Dear Party People,

Our ignoble Hash Horn, Squishy, is about to celebrate his birthday in true Hash style: by haring a trail, arranging for us to have beer, pizza and a trip to Pub 210 for an on after. I can personally vouch for Squishy's dedication to the laying of said trail because I found the onsite with him yesterday. It's tranquil and picturesque and there's every chance we'll get some stares from the older circles of this country's padded coated population.

So there's nothing else for it but to come out beyond the outskirts of Seoul, in delightful Sunae. There there'll be mirth, merriment and, possibly, some birthday beats...if we're violent and the police get involved.

On On and happy birthday, Squish!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2516 "Squishy's Birthday Run"

WHEN: Saturday February 9th 2019 at 3PM or 1500

WHERE: Sunae Station Exit 1 on the (Yellow) Bundang Line

HARE: Squishy

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: Pub 210, not far from the onsite

D'ERECTIONS

Board the Line 6 train out of Itaewon Station heading for Bonghwasan. Change three stations later at Yaksu Station. From there, get on an Orange Line No. 3 train heading south toward Ogeum Station. Get off it nine stations later at Yangjae Station. Transfer to the blood red Shin-Bundang Line on a train going away from Gangnam Station. Get off it four stations later and make one final transfer at Jeongja Station. Get on a Bundang Line train whose terminus is Wangsimni Station and simply get off one station later at Sunae Station. Journey time is roughly one hour. Come up for air at Exit 1 and follow arrows and "SH3" in chalk to the onsite.

RECEDING HARE LINE FEBRUARY MARCH APRIL

FEB 16TH BLANK SPACE

FEB 23RD HARE NEEDED

MAR 2ND CHOOPA CABROAN

MAR 9TH HARE NEEDED

MAR 16TH LONGFELLOW IN YANGJAE CIT. FOREST

MAR 23RD HARE NEEDED

MAR 3OTH HARE NEEDED

APR 5TH HARE NEEDED

Feb/02 - 15:00
2515
Baggo...Shit is Back Again
Title:
Baggo...Shit is Back Again
Meeting Time:
2019/02/02 15:00 (Sunset: 03:53)
Location:
Jichuk Station Exit 1 on Orange Line No. 3
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Baggo...Shit
Apres Trail:
TBC
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Up n' Coming:

HONG KONG RUGBY SEVENS (APRIL 5TH-7TH) IMMINENT IN NINE WEEKS! WHY HAVEN'T YOU BOOKED YET?

CHUNCHEON BIKE RIDE SUNDAY MAY 26TH 8AM 'TIL LATEISH

Dear SHHHitbags

Guess what, pack? We're off to Jichuk again. Wait, does that mean Hymen's back in town? No, we'd have definitely heard about it by now. What will, in fact, await us this Saturday is much more extraordinary. Unassuming Seoul Hash Brother absentee, Baggo...Shit is returning to this gentlemen's elite with, not only his presence, but a trail as well. And only after four flipping years. Better late than never. For a good many of us, a Baggo trail is...well...a baggo' mysteries. Not least to this Honorary Secretary. I can't wait!

If, like Baggo presumably, you're sick to the back teeth of Hashing with the fairer sex for just one Saturday, make it this one and come out for beer, sustenance(maybe some wine), banter, a more-than-ambling countryside trail and seeing how well Baggo handles his splash after all this time. And see your Hon. Sec step in as GP whilst the GM attends strip clubs in Trumpland.

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2515 "Baggo...Shit is Back Again"

WHEN: Saturday February 2nd 2019 at 3P.M. or 1500

WHERE: Jichuk Station Exit 1 on Orange Line No. 3

HARE: Baggo...Shit

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: TBC

D'ERECTIONS

Lumber down to Itaewon Station on Beige Line 6. Board a Bonghwasan-bound train and get off it three stops later at Yaksu Station. From there, get on a north-bound train whise terminus is Daehwa on Orange Line 3. Get some kip and wake up fourteen stops later at Jichuk Station. Get out the station at Exit 1 and follow arrows and "SH3" in chalk to the onsite.

RECEDING HARE LINE FEBRUARY MARCH

FEB 9TH SQUISHY IN SUNAE

FEB 16TH BLANK SPACE

FEB 23RD HARE NEEDED

MAR 2ND CHOOPA CABROAN

MAR 9TH HARE NEEDED

MAR 16TH LONGFELLOW IN YANGJAE CIT. FOREST

MAR 23RD HARE NEEDED

MAR 30TH HARE NEEDED

Jan/26 - 15:00
2514
When the GM's Away, ASBO's at Play
Title:
When the GM's Away, ASBO's at Play
Meeting Time:
2019/01/26 15:00
Location:
Magongnaru Station Exit 4 on Line No. 9 & Airport Line
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
ASBO
Apres Trail:
TBC
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Upcoming Events:

HONG KONG RUGBY SEVENS SEOUL HASH INVASION APRIL 5TH-7TH

IMMINENT IN TEN WEEKS! BOOK NOW IF NOT ALREADY!

BIKE RIDE TO CHUNCHEON IN MAY SOMETIME

Dearest Juvenile Delinquents,

What an amusingly escalating Hash we had last week in the Lair of the LeperCon: Squishy so drunk he sounded like he'd had a stroke, Snake's mysterious black eye following a one night stand, Leper's trail reportedly being 11km when it was in fact 5km and Scalded Squirrel dressing like a burglar as the evening temperature dropped. Not to mention the many revealing photos of post-surgery scars and au naturale selfies. I mean, what a Saturday to be alive!

Can such a Hash of banter-filled magnitude be repeated this Saturday? Well, with Grand Master, Joo Dog in Trumpland, Honorary Secretary, Longfellow tied down (at work, nothing sexy mind) and Blank Space NOT attending any children's parties this week, we could be in for a hell of an exceptional Hash. After all, retired British criminal, ASBO is more than primed to pull out the big guns and hare a trail that will drag you through western Seoul. In particular, he has his eyes set on haring through a botanical garden. So, if it is ungodly cold, why not warm up there before sprinting back to complain about how cold the trail was.

Anyway, if you want to have a good time, then look no further than Seoul Hash House Harriers in Magongnaru!

ON ON!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2514 "When the GM's Away, ASBO's at Play"

WHEN: Saturday January 26th 2019 at 3 p.m. or 1500

WHERE: Magongnaru Station Exit 4 on Line No. 9 & Airport Line

HARE: ASBO

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: TBC

D'ERECTIONS:

From Itaewon Station on Line 6, board a train whose terminus is Bulgwang Station. Alight twelve stations later at Digital Media City Station and transfer to the Airport Line. Make sure you're on a train in the direction of Incheon Airport and get off a stop later at Magongnaru Station. At Exit 4, follow SH3 and chalk arrows to the onsite.

RECEDING HARE LINE FEBRUARY MARCH

FEB 2ND BAGGO SHIT/ JICHUK

FEB 9TH SQUISHY/ SUNAE

FEB 16TH BLANK SPACE

FEB 23RD HARE NEEDED

MAR 2ND CHOOPA CABROAN

MAR 9TH HARE NEEDED

MAR 16TH LONGFELLOW/ YANGJAE CIT. FOREST

MAR 23RD HARE NEEDED

Jan/19 - 15:00
2513
Lepercon's One Thing or Another (If Not One Thing, It's Another) Romp
Title:
Lepercon's One Thing or Another (If Not One Thing, It's Another) Romp
Meeting Time:
2019/01/19 15:00 (Sunset: 03:37)
Location:
Gyeongbokgung Station Exit 3 on Orange Line 3 (See below for further, more detailed directions)
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
EM Lepercon
Apres Trail:
TBC
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

HONG KONG SEVENS SEOUL HASH INVASION IMMINENT IN ELEVEN WEEKS! BOOK NOW IF NOT ALREADY!

My Fellow Bastards,

We return to Compassionate King Mountain (normally referred to as Inwangsan) on which (our Kinder & Gentler) EM LeperCon is resurfacing from his hideout, The Lair of the LeperCon. The intended ON-ON Site offers a panoramic view of NW Seoul while the trail offers view that should a romp through Korean history.

What: SH3 Run 2513 "LeperCon's One Way or Another (If Not One Thing, It's Another) Romp"

When: 19 January 2019, 1500 / 3PM

Where: Gyeongbokkung Station Exit 3 on Orange Line 3 (see below for further, detailed directions)

Hare: LeperCon (shoe phone: 010-9099-6195)

Hash Cash: $10 / ₩10,000 (Includes pizza, beer, and what the hell more do you need?)

D'ERECTIONS

Subway, Bus and Foot Option -

From Itaewon Station, get on the Line 6 (Brown Line) and go 3 stops to Yaksu; transfer to Line 3 (Orange Line) and go 6 stops to Gyeongbokgung Station; Come up for air at Exit 3, as you come out of the exit, walk about 200 meters to bus stop and TAKE ONE OF THESE BUSES: 1711, 7016 OR 7018. Get off at Gyeonggi Commercial High School (Gyeonggi Sang-go), cross the street and walk in the opposite direction the bus took. Go about 150 meters to the first street (Jahamunro 33gil or 자하문로 33길-that's the street name). It has a small brick Chinese restaurant on the corner. Turn right and head on-on-up as far as you can go. You will come to massive gated entrance to the founder of Hyundai. At the gate, take a left and go as far you can go and after 250 meters to where you will find chalk marks taking you into the forest to the Lair of the LeperCon.

Rich Man's Taxi Option-

Same as Subway, Bus and Foot Option, but hail a cab, say "Jahamun Tunnel," but tell him "U-Turn!" when you see the large Brunei Embassy on your left at the traffic light, then take the first street on your right up the hill, keeping to the left. Commandeer your hired chariot as per the map and the above directions.

If all else fails, punch this GPS into maps. To get clearer results, use Korea Naver Maps.

GPS: 37.585530, 126.966066

RECEDING HARE LINE JANUARY FEBRUARY MARCH

JAN 26TH ASBO

FEB 2ND BAGGO SHIT

FEB 9TH SQUISHY

FEB 16TH HARE NEEDED

FEB 23RD HARE NEEDED

MAR 2ND HARE NEEDED

MAR 9TH HARE NEEDED

MAR 16TH HARE NEEDED

Jan/12 - 15:00
2512
Raiders of the Lost Beer Run
Title:
Raiders of the Lost Beer Run
Meeting Time:
2019/01/12 15:00
Location:
Hapjeong Station Exit 2 on Beige Line No. 6 & Pea Green Line No. 2
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Just Call Me Snake
Apres Trail:
ARA HOFF
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Alcohologists of Seoul,

Watch out for man-crushing boulders, a pit of live, writhing snakes and a mine cart chase this Saturday as Snaaaaaake will be haring then and it's adventure all the way with his trails. More sensibly, keep your eye out for a good run, cold beer, (hopefully) hot food, a GM who can stand on two legs and maybe even a fuzz-summoning fire that'll lick long into the dusk. We'll try our best to light one, of course. in the trendy urban environs of Hapjeong, Mapo-gu. So failing a fire, some hot packs may come in handy.

ON ON!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: SHHH Run No. 2512 "Raiders of the Lost Beer Run"

WHEN: Saturday January 12th at 3PM or 1500

WHERE: Hapjeong Station Exit 2 on Pea Green Line No. 2 and Beige Line No. 6

HARE: Just Call Me Snake

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: ARA HOFF

D'ERECTIONS

Non-suggestively enter a subway train at Itaewon Station on Beige Line No. 6. Make sure it's on its way to Bulgwang Station, heading west through Seoul. Alight eight stations following on from Itaewon because the eighth station happens to be Hapjeong Station. Come up for air at Exit 2 and follow arrows and "SH3" marked in chalk to the onsite. A glowing gathering of staggering orange shirts will indicate you're among the right men.

RECEDING HARE LINE JANUARY FEBRUARY MARCH

JANUARY 19TH EM LEPERCON

JANUARY 26TH ASBO

FEBRUARY 2ND BAGGO SHIT

FEBRUARY 9TH SQUISHY

FEBRUARY 16TH HARE NEEDED

FEBRUARY 23RD HARE NEEDED

MARCH 2ND HARE NEEDED

MARCH 9TH HARE NEEDED

Jan/05 - 15:00
2511
Pigs From a Gun Run
Title:
Pigs From a Gun Run
Meeting Time:
2019/01/05 15:00
Location:
Seoul Racecourse Park Exit 6 on Ice Blue Line No. 4
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Blank Space & Ultraman
Apres Trail:
ARA HOFF?
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Gentlemen Revellers,

Happy New Year! It's the Year of the Pig and our magnanimous EM Blank Space and the incorrigible Ultraman will see to it that the first run of 2019 will take place on a sidewalk this Saturday afternoon. Your Hon. Sec would love to be there but maybe he has to sleep off some jetlag or go to work. It's one or the other. You should be there though. Feel free to attend, run a trail, drink something, eat something else and feel proud that the Seoul Hash has entered its 37th year.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

What: SHHH Run No. 2511 "The Pigs From A Gun Run"

When: 05 Jan 2019, 1500 / 3pm

Where: Seoul Racecourse Park Station, Exit 6 (Line 4/Light Blue Line)

Hare: EM Blank Space & Ultraman

Hash Cash: 10USD / 10,000won

Apres Trail: ARA HOFF?

D'ERECTIONS

Board a Line No. 4 train at Seoul Station and head south for ten stops. If you cross the mighty Han River then you know you're on the right track. Alight at the tenth stop which happens to be Seoul Racecourse Park. Come up for air at Exit 6 and the pack should be bang in front of you or thereabouts.

RECEDING HARE LINE JANUARY FEBRUARY MARCH

JAN 12TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 19TH ASBO

JAN 26TH LEPERCON

FEB 2ND BAGGO SHIT

FEB 9TH SQUISHY

FEB 16TH HARE NEEDED

FEB 23RD HARE NEEDED

MARCH 2ND HARE NEEDED

Dec/29 - 15:00
2510
Lord of the Flies: Winter Wonderland Special
Title:
Lord of the Flies: Winter Wonderland Special
Meeting Time:
2018/12/29 15:00
Location:
Hwajeon Station Exit 1 on Gyeongui Jungang Line
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Choopa Cabroan
Apres Trail:
TBB
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

SHHH RUN NO. 2510 "Lord of the Flies Winter Wonderland Special"

UPCOMING EVENTS: WINTER SOCIAL JAN 18TH

HONG KONG SEVENS SEOUL HASH INVASION APRIL 4TH-8TH

Fellow Savages,

The Year of the Pig is almost upon us. And there's one more Seoul Hash run to be run before The Year of the Dog is out. So Joint Master, Choopa Cabroan has taken it upon himself to not only transport beer to the legendary "Lord of the Flies" runsite, but to hare out of there too.

Since winter solstice (and the GM's vasecto) was but days earlier, the chances of swarms of flies of biblical proportions are slim to nil. That being said, that doesn't mean you can't freeze your ass off, warm it up with a run and return to the runsite panting and sweaty, desperate for amber nectar and sustenance. After all, it's the last Hash of 2018, so forget the teeming crowds in Gangnam on the thirty-first and celebrate in style with a group of likely lads around A FIRE on Saturday. You read that right. A perfectly legal fire in the country that won't summon cops or curious ajussis.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2510 "Lord of the Flies Winter Wonderland Special"

WHEN: Saturday December 29th at 3pm or 1500

WHERE: "Lord of the Flies" Hwajeon Station Exit 1 on the Gyeongui Jungang Line (grab a roadie, it's a 1.5km walk to the onsite)

HARE: Choopa Cabroan

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: TBC

D'ERECTIONS

Get to Yongsan Station or Seoul Station.

From Yongsan Station, get on a Munsan-bound train heading west on the Gyeongui Jungang Line, wait for 22 minutes and 8 stations until you reach Hwajeon Station.

From Seoul Station, get on the same line heading west, travel for 18 minutes and 5 stations until you reach Hwajeon Station.

Get out at Exit 1, grab a roadie and trek for a kilometer and a half. A gathering of orange-shirted men (or a miraculous swarm of flies) will signal to you that you're in the right place.

RECEDING HARE LINE JANUARY FEBRUARY

JAN 5TH BLANK SPACE & ULTRAMAN

JAN 12TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 19TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 26TH HARE NEEDED

FEB 2ND HARE NEEDED

FEB 9TH SQUISHY

FEB 16TH HARE NEEDED

FEB 23RD HARE NEEDED

Dec/22 - 15:00
2509
Snake's Nutcracker Trail
Title:
Snake's Nutcracker Trail
Meeting Time:
2018/12/22 15:00 (Sunset: 03:14)
Location:
Samgakji Station Exit 8 on Ice Blue Line No. 4 and Beige Line No. 6
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Just Call Me Snake
Apres Trail:
Probably ARA HOFF
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Beer-Drinking Buddies,

Christmas is but a week away, but what a tragedy it is that the 2018 yuletide run shall not feature the most stalwart of our Seoul Hashers. What with the GM's "nuts" going under the knife, the Hon. Sec on a jet plane with his woman to EM Blank's favorite country (can you guess which one?) and wingy-regular, HHIT moving house, our venerable Hooch, Just Call Me Snake, has volunteered to bring Xmas cheer and plentiful beer to a cold December Saturday in central Seoul.

So whilst the GM recovers from his nuts being "cracked," skip the carols and mulled wine to "crack your own nuts" on a blisterish trail out of the legendary Troll's Lair, courtesy of Snake. Post-run, reconvene at the "Lair" for booze, food, mirth and merriment.

On on and Happy Christmas!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2509 "Snake's Nutcracker Trail"

WHEN: Saturday December 22nd at 3PM/ 1500

WHERE: Samgakji Station Exit 8 on Ice Blue Line No. 4 and Beige Line No. 6

HARE: Just Call Me Snake

HASH CASH: 10000 Won

ON AFTER: Probably ARA HOFF

D'ERECTIONS

Board (non-suggestively) a subway train heading west out of Itaewon Station on Beige Line No. 6.. Once that's done, get off the train a mere two stations later at Samgakji Station. Come up for air at Exit 8, follow arrows and "SH3" marked in chalk all the way to Troll's Lair.

RECEDING HARE LINE DECEMBER JANUARY FEBRUARY

DEC 29TH CHOOPA CABROAN

JAN 5TH BLANK SPACE & ULTRAMAN

JAN 12TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 19TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 26TH HARE NEEDED

FEB 2ND HARE NEEDED

FEB 9TH SQUISHY

FEB 16TH HARE NEEDED

Dec/15 - 15:00
2508
ASBO'S Ninja Turtles Run
Title:
ASBO'S Ninja Turtles Run
Meeting Time:
2018/12/15 15:00
Location:
Gimpo International Airport Station Exit 4 on Lines 5/9/Airport Express
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
ASBO
Apres Trail:
The bright lights of Shinbanghwa
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Drunken Dudes,

It's cold and frosty out there but a hard, cold can of beer and a slice of pizza Turtle-style should ease your shivering body. But what should get your blood pumping is a nice long run around Gimpo International Airport courtesy of first-time hare, ASBO. So head on out to the far western reaches of Seoul/ Incheon, run the run then gather round to keep warm with hot packs, multiple layers and witty, witty banter with the Seoul Hash House Harriers. If a fire is possible, just hope planes don't mistake it for a runway.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2508 "ASBO'S Ninja Turtles Run"

WHEN: Saturday December 15th at 3PM or 1500

WHERE: Gimpo International Airport Station Exit 4 on Cinnamon Brown Line No. 9/ Purple Line No. 5/ Airport Express Line

HARE: ASBO

HASH CASH: 10000 WON

ON AFTER: The bright lights of Sinbanghwa

D'ERECTIONS:

From Itaewon Station on Beige Line 6, get on a Bulgwang-bound train and ride all the way to Gongdeok Station. Get on a train on the Airport Express Line and travel four stops until you get to Gimpo International Airport Station. Come up for air at Exit 4 and follow chalk arrows and "SH3" all the way to the onsite.

RECEDING HARE LINE DECEMBER JANUARY FEBRUARY

DEC 22ND SNAKE

DEC 29TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 5TH BLANK SPACE & ULTRAMAN

JAN 12TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 19TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 26TH HARE NEEDED

FEB 2ND HARE NEEDED

FEB 9TH SQUISHY

Dec/08 - 15:00
2507
Dr. Joo Dog's Longfellow Birthday Rehab Run
Title:
Dr. Joo Dog's Longfellow Birthday Rehab Run
Meeting Time:
2018/12/08 15:00 (Sunset: 03:09)
Location:
Yongmasan Station Exit 2 on Olive Green Line No. 7
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Joo Dog, Mystery Hare
Apres Trail:
TBC
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

SHHH RUN NO. 207 "DR. JOO DOG'S LONGFELLOW BIRTHDAY REHAB RUN"

UPCOMING EVENTS: WINTER SOCIAL: JAN 18TH

HONG KONG 7'S SEOUL HASH INVASION: APRIL 4TH-8TH

Allies in Alcohol,

Longfellow reaches the almighty milestone of thirty-one (forty-odd in Korean years) this week. Many happy returns! As you can see from the recent police sketch, he needs him some rehab after well over a quarter-century of alcohol abuse. GM Joo Dog has assured him, with outstanding doctor's advice, that the cure for said abuse is mystery haring with him and drinking with Seoul Hashers. By his patter, the GM's medical knowledge seems limited to preparing for vasectomies, but that's qualified enough for a recovering Seoul Hasher.

So come out to the foot of Yongmasan for a killer view, a flat(tish) run, cold cans of liquid gold, hot dogs or otherwise and a circle with hearty Hashers to warm up the winter weather.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2507 "Dr. Joo Dog's Longfellow Birthday Rehab Run"

WHEN: Saturday December 8th at 3 p.m. or 1500

WHERE: Yongmasan Station Exit 2 on Olive Green Line No. 7

HARES: Joo Dog & Mystery Hare

HASH CASH: 10000 won

ON AFTER: TBC

SUBWAY D'ERECTIONS

1 Transfer

From Itaewon Station, travel fifteen stops on a Bonghwasan -bound train all the way to Taereung Station. Transfer here to a Line 7 train going south toward Bupyeong Gucheong Station. Get off six stations later at Yongmasan Station, exit from Exit 2 and follow arrows and "SH3" into the waterfall park where you'll find some orange-shirted men...

2 Transfers

From Itaewon Station, travel four stops to Cheonggu Station, transfer to Line 5 and board a train for either Macheon or Sangil-Dong. Transfer again seven stations later at Gunja Station for a Line 7 train on its way to Jangam. Get off two stations later at Yongmasan Station and follow directions written above...

RECEDING HARE LINE DECEMBER JANUARY FEBRUARY

DEC 15TH ASBO

DEC 22ND SNAKE

DEC 29TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 5TH BLANK SPACE & ULTRAMAN

JAN 12TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 19TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 26TH HARE NEEDED

FEB 2ND HARE NEEDED

Dec/01 - 15:00
2506
Squishy's Arts & Recce-reation Run
Title:
Squishy's Arts & Recce-reation Run
Meeting Time:
2018/12/01 15:00 (Sunset: 03:10)
Location:
NAMBU BUS TERMINAL STATION EXIT 1 ON ORANGE LINE NO. 3
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Squishy
Apres Trail:
BRONX BAR: A PIZZA AND CRAFT BEER PLACE WITH HAPPY HOUR FROM 5-7. WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Whereas HHIT's trail last week had you on your knees begging for mercy, Hash Horn-blower and hare of questionably reccied trails, Squishy steps up to this week's haring plate. He longs for salvation and acceptance in the eyes of his Seoul Hash peers as a pretty good hare whose trails don't have you fighting for air halfway up a mountain. Well, that longing ends this Saturday as there's not a man alive who would turn down a chance to perv at skirt meat, ogle nudie sculptures and drink in the other artistic areas of Seoul City. And it can all be done whilst warming up your body on a winter run. Not to mention, the possible chance of berating and chastising Squishy for what could well be a terrible run. But then again, it could well be the best Seoul Hash trail...of the week. Truth be told, though, Squishy has, purportedly, reccied a good run HENCE "The Arts and Recce-reation Run."

Anyway, the point is, get your ass to Nambu Bus Terminal Station around three on Saturday afternoon, enjoy a sweaty amble south of the Han, drink in the skirt meat and beer, and have a ruddy good time.

On On!

Get on one of those ubiquitous subway trains at Itaewon Station on Beige Line No. 6. Make sure it's terminus is Bonghwasan Station and get off three stations after Itaewon at Yaksu Station. Get to Line 3 and get on an Ogeum-bound train and zoom on down eight stations before getting off at Nambu Bus Terminal Station. Come up for air at Exit 1 and follow chalk-marked arrows and "SH3." At some point, you'll find some men in orange.

RECEDING HARE LINE DECEMBER/ JANUARY

DEC 8TH LEPERCON

DEC 15TH ASBO

DEC 22ND HARE NEEDED

DEC 29TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 5TH BLANK SPACE & ULTRAMAN

JAN 12TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 19TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 26TH HARE NEEDED

Nov/24 - 15:00
2505
Up a Mountain; Down a Beer
Title:
Up a Mountain; Down a Beer
Meeting Time:
2018/11/24 15:00 (Sunset: 03:13)
Location:
Dokbawi Station Exit 1 on Beige Line No. 6
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
He's Huge, I'm Tiny (HHIT)
Apres Trail:
Probably ARA HOFF
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Gentlemen Mounters,

Our accident prone teetotaler, HHIT, promises a short, flat shiggy free trail that awaits at the end of the northern reaches of Beige Line 6. An amiable amble, a gentle jog, or a relaxing run through this quiet locale in Seoul should give you ample time for some quiet reflection. Be sure to pick up a coffee (or a beer, if you're normal) before returning to the on in, as this trail will be a lullaby for your legs.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

Board a big, long subway train at Itaewon Station on Beige Line No. 6 going in the direction of Bulgwang Station. Stay put for eighteen stations and alight at the eighteenth (Dokbawi obviously. Come up for air at Exit 1, follow "SH3" and arrows marked in chalk and park yourself amongst drunks in orange shirts.

RECEDING HARE LINE DECEMBER/ JANUARY

DEC 1ST SQUISHY

DEC 8TH LEPERCON

DEC 15TH HARE NEEDED

DEC 22ND HARE NEEDED

DEC 29TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 5TH BLANK SPACE & ULTRAMAN

JAN 12TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 19TH HARE NEEDED

SHHH EST. 1972

Nov/17 - 15:00
2504
Mockery's Secret Garden Gadabouts
Title:
Mockery's Secret Garden Gadabouts
Meeting Time:
2018/11/17 15:00 (Sunset: 03:17)
Location:
Hyehwa Station Exit 3 on Ice Blue Line No. 4
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Mockery
Apres Trail:
The armchair bar mere meters from onsite
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Gentlemen Inebriates,

With the Isle of Death mercifully sealed off for rebuilding or something, first-time Hare, Mockery has set his sights on Hyehwa instead.The onsite is a stone's throw from theaters, the well-preserved hillside walls and marketplaces. But, and let's be honest, there's nothing more satisfying than running through the crowning jewel of the Joseon Dynasty: Gyeongbok Palace and its mysterious gardens.

So don your hanbok, grab a someak and gather in Hyehwa this SHHHaturday. If you're like me, and you enjoy a few rounds of Stella mere meters from the onsite, join us afterwards at the armchair bar. And that literally is a stone's throw from the onsite! Not to mention that beforehand there'll be cooler beer, nosh and a ruddy good circle around discarded cans.

ON ON!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

Board a phallic subway train at Seoul Station on Ice Blue Line No. 4 and make sure it's on its way to Danggogae Station. Travel on it for six stations. At the sixth station (Hyehwa), get off and come up for air at Exit 3. Follow "SH3" and arrows marked in chalk to the onsite where manly men (and maybe some hobos) will be hanging out...

RECEDING HARE LINE NOVEMBER/ DECEMBER/ JANUARY

NOV 24TH HHIT

DEC 1ST SQUISHY

DEC 8TH LEPERCON

DEC 15TH HARE NEEDED

DEC 22ND HARE NEEDED

DEC 29TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 5TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 12TH HARE NEEDED

Nov/10 - 15:00
2503
EM Farty Breath Memorial Run
Title:
EM Farty Breath Memorial Run
Meeting Time:
2018/11/10 15:00 (Sunset: 03:22)
Location:
Oksu Station Exit 7 on Orange Line 3 (Gyeonggui Jungang Line)
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
EM Blank Space
Apres Trail:
Ara Hoff?
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Gentlemen, British, Commonwealth or Otherwise,

"It's Not A Hash Without A Cider!!"

And nor is it without our fallen brother, Seoul Hash stalwart for many a decade, Emeritus Master, Farty Breath. It has been one year since Korea's answer to English arrogance ascended to the Eternal False Trail in the Sky. Come commemorate his tragic passing with a meaty run hared by Farty's old friend, the ever venerable Emeritus Master, Blank Space. There'll be beer, cidaaah, perhaps England's finest cullinary contribution to the world, the sandwich (if there's nothing better to eat) and a warm,witty circle into the early evening.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

*A story about Farty would be perfect for circle. If you never knew or met him, maybe a joke, song or diatribe about the English instead.

Stagger on down to Itaewon Station on Beige Line No. 6. Board a Bonghwasan-bound train and alight three stations later at Yaksu Station. Switch to Line No. 3 and board an Ogeum-bound train. Alight two stations later at Oksu Station. Come up for air at Exit 7. Follow "SH3" and arrows marked in chalk to a gathering of orange-shirted men under a bridge. If you get lost, contact the Hon. Sec, Longfellow on 010-9397-6199. On On!

RECEDING HARE LINE NOVEMBER DECEMBER JANUARY

NOV 17th MOCKERY

NOV 24TH HHIT

DEC 1ST SQUISHY

DEC 8TH HARE NEEDED

DEC 15TH HARE NEEDED

DEC 22ND HARE NEEDED

DEC 29TH HARE NEEDED

JAN 5TH 2019 HARE NEEDED

Nov/03 - 15:00
2502
Sleazey Rider's Muddy Rivers Run
Title:
Sleazey Rider's Muddy Rivers Run
Meeting Time:
2018/11/03 15:00 (Sunset: 04:29)
Location:
Yeoungdeungpo Station 1, Exit 1
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Sleazey Rider
Apres Trail:
Ara Hoff?
Hash Cash:
10000 Won

Dearest Dirty Bastards,

Please do go down to Yeungdeungpo for a run that will leave you up to your armpits in shitty, shiggy-licious mud. Unless of course it's an urban run on a beautiful day and the wettest place around is the grey light district...... But what do I know? I'm just the Hon. Sec. I'm only getting the word out about noticeably tall Hasher, Sleazey Rider and his first ever Seoul Hash hared run out of Yeungdeungpo (with help from a snake).

So come out this Saturday to scrutinize and criticize what could well be the best trail of the week be it short, well-marked, free of absolutely any shiggy and easily shortcuttable for the GM. Reunite somewhere in Yeungdeungpo, hopefully mud-free, to sink some beers, chew on something and enjoy a good, long circle into the Saturday evening dusk. You may even get to sing that above song!

On On!

Get your drunken ass to Seoul Station, the heart of Seoul public transport (apparently) with so many lines meeting there. Get on a Line No. 1 train bound for Sinchang, Seodongtan or Incheon. Get off six stations later at Yeoungdeungpo Station and come up for air at Exit 1. Follow arrows and "SH3" marked in chalk to a gathering of drunken-looking men.

Upcoming Events

Seoul Hash Xmas Social in December

Seoul Hash Hong Kong Rugby 7's Invasion April 5th-7th 2019

Baby, please don't go x3

Down to Yeungdeungpo, you know I love you so

Turn your lamp down low x3

I bang you all night long, baby, please don't go

You know your man down gone x3

Down the Itaewon, with all the herpes on

Baby, please don't go x3

Down to Yeungdeunpo, I bang you all night long

RECEDING HARE LINE NOVEMBER DECEMBER

NOV 10TH EM BLANK SPACE FOR FARTY BREATH MEMORIAL RUN

NOV 17TH MOCKERY

NOV 24TH HARE NEEDED

DEC 1ST SQUISHY

DEC 8TH HARE NEEDED

DEC 15TH HARE NEEDED

DEC 22ND HARE NEEDED

DEC 28TH HARE NEEDED

Jul/11 - 16:00
2299.10
"Yankee go Home" The Big Bug Out II -- Victoria's Secret On Out
Title:
"Yankee go Home" The Big Bug Out II -- Victoria's Secret On Out
Meeting Time:
2015/07/11 16:00
Location:
Dongnimmun Park (near Library), Line 3, Exit 4
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Victoria's Secret
Apres Trail:
TBD
Hash Cash:
10,000 KRW or 10 USD

Pack, the time has come once again to say yet another fair thee well to one of the grumpier members of the pack. As the Brits will attest, when a Yankee leaves, a whore loses five dollars. And with that in mind, there has been quite the request from "the hill" for Victoria's Secret to venture away from the GSMA. The pack will miss, his germaphobic ways and not so much about hearing about what kimchi does to his insides...we are all here, we know, we get it, Kimchi makes your shits sting as if a heard of buffalo where running out of your asshole.

On On Vic Sec. The pack will miss you but you will be back, like a bad case of herpies, they always come back.

By subway:

Purchase your ticket and head through the wicket and on your way onto line #3 line and ride to Dongnimmun station (station #326) and exit from the #4 exit. Then just follow the markings.By motorized chariot or pedicab, rikshaw, etc:

Proceed past the Yankee Army base heading west, and then turn right at Samgakji intersection. Continue straight, heading towards Seoul Station. As you approach the Seoul Station area, make sure that your chariot is in one of the left lanes so that you can turn left at the major intersection opposite Seoul Station where the traffic in the right hand lanes must head towards the burnt offering to Korean protests known as Namdaemoon. Do NOT head right towards Namdaemoon but instead turn left at that main intersection and stay left so that you can enter the tunnel just ahead and when you exit the tunnel continue straight for just two (2) kms. You are now on what the Yankee Army lads refer to as MSR 1.

Note that point about 2 kms from Seoul Station when you approach the intersection where the elevated highway becomes highly visible and you can also see the Independence Gate park area on your left, and having noted that landmark, turn left at that intersection, under the bridge. This is also known as the Dongnimmun station intersection and you can find parking below the bridge in the area near the Park. Climb out of your conveyance, and walk over to the #4 entrance/exit to Dongnimmun station, station #326 on Line #3, and look for markings to the on-on site that Victoria's Secret swears will exist and which will guide you to the on-on without any problem whatsoever.

 

Jul/11 - 16:00
2299.09
British Thanksgiving Run
Title:
British Thanksgiving Run
Meeting Time:
2015/07/11 16:00
Location:
Honje Station and leave by exit 3 (Geoun Middle School)
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Our Very Own Farty Breath
Apres Trail:
The closest hospital is always a very real option. But if all goes well, EM will decide...or not...show up and find out.
Hash Cash:
10,000 KRW or 10 USD

"Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day"

― Warren Ellis

Once again, our infamous EM Farty Breath has decided to grace the pack with a British Thanking Day to sort of remember, most likely forget and quite possibly blackout.

For those committed to ensuring that there is not too much air in the pollution:

Head up Sejeong Ro passing the No. 1 and then the No. 2 Embassies.

Zero your odo as you turn left at Kwang Hwa Mun.

Pass through the Sajik (Small Tunnell)at 1.1km and the Kum Hwa Tunnel at 2.5kms (Bigger one),ignore the entrance to Yonsei at 4.2km but be alert for the right turn north at 5.0kms (right exit down an embankment) sign-posted towards first to Yonhi Jct. and then quickly to route 21 to Hongeun Jct..

Pass the Pizza Hut on your left and then the very expensive Seoul Foreign School on your right at 5.9kms . Pass under the Naebu expressway(The big road in the sky) by the SK garage at 6.9kms.

Immediately after,turn right under the Naebu again and follow the road up the hill past the Seodaemun Library(서대문도사관)to the OnOn in the small garden opposite the Seong Won(성원) Apartments and next to the Goeun Middle School.

For those travelling light:

Use the orange line to Honje Station and leave by exit 3. Turn 180degrees to the "local"bus stop and take the No10 or 14 Green "local" bus(일반).Ignore Timbers previous comments,the Bus will be there

W750 will take you the short distance to the Goeun Middle School seen on the right side of the chariot and the On On site in the adjacent garden.

If you need further help with the directions, or are just looking for light conversation on the UN resolution,or tips on setting up business , contact the Hare on 010-8263-2603 .(GMS only on Sats)

 

Jun/27 - 16:00
2299.08
A Tired GM Sleeps (The GM Changeover)
Title:
A Tired GM Sleeps (The GM Changeover)
Meeting Time:
2015/06/27 16:00 (Sunset: 19:53)
Location:
Namteryoung Station, Line: 4, Exit: 2
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Vagabond
Apres Trail:
Wherever the new GM dictates
Hash Cash:

Great leadership does not mean running away from the Beer. Sometimes the hard trails might just demoralize the pack, but at other times sharing difficulties can inspire people to take action that will make the situation better and the beer colder. On On to the outgoing GM and the new half mind who will take his place.

The time has come to once again pass off the bed pan and allow a tired and worn down GM (often absent due to his habit of getting hand jobs). But alas, who can take the reins of the hash and "guide" the pack through another year? There is only one way to find out. That is to get your lazy asses off your couches, out of your whores, away from the wives and come to the changeover run this Saturday. It is at Namteryoung double pagaoda, a very short flat and shiggy free trail is guaranteed for all to enjoy.

Subway:

Assuming you get on the subway at Samgakji station (429), ride South towards Sadang station and get off at next stop which is Namtaeryeong station (434). Leave throughExit #2 and start walking uphill on the left side of the street. After cresting the hill, look for a dirt driveway with the Double-Pagoda on the left.

Driving:

From the Yongsan Army base, drive South over the Dongjak bridge. Near the end of the bridge, change lanes to either the center or right lane. The road will curve left as you exit the bridge, and at this point you'll need to change to the far right lane in order to turn right towards Sadang station. Continue straight and drive past Sadang station (~3Km); then continue towards Namtaeryeong station. Drive up and over the hill past the walkers and the Double Pagoda. As you come down the far side of the hill, move to the far right to take the exit (do not drive through the tunnel). At the top of the exit ramp, make a U turn and drive back towards the Double Pagoda. This time it will be on your right, and you can turn up the dirt road to park.

 

Jun/20 - 16:00
2299.07
43rd Hangover Run
Title:
43rd Hangover Run
Meeting Time:
2015/06/20 16:00 (Sunset: 19:53)
Location:
Jichuk Station, Line: 3, Exit: 2
Geo Coordinates:
Hares:
Hymen
Apres Trail:
Hash Cash:
W10 000

Brothers,

Last weekend traditions were held by some, trail was had by all and rough Sunday mornings were quarantined and delivered. It makes a half-mind think, "Why not do it all over again?" Hence, this weekend's trail will be brought to you by our own Kangaroo loving Hymen. He will take the pack far along the orange line (number 3 for those who can't see tone nor tint). Get your thirsty self up to Jichuk Station, exit 2 and follow chalk to glory.

Subway:

From Itaewon Station, head towards Eungam for 16 glorious stations, then transfer at Bulgwang Station heading towards Daehwa for a mere 3 short stations. Depart at Jichuk Station, exit 2…find chalk, run trail, drink beer, don't get lost, don't die.

By Gas zippy machiny things, from the Seoul Grand Hyatt:

1. Start out going northeast toward Hoenamugil. 0.07 mi

2. Turn slight right onto Hoenamugil. 0.02 mi

3. Turn left onto Sowol-ro. 1.7 mi

4. Turn right to stay on Sowol-ro. 0.05 mi

5. Turn left to stay on Sowol-ro. If you reach Toegye-ro 6ga-gil you've gone a little too far. 0.3 mi

6. Sowol-ro becomes Sejong-daero. 0.2 mi

7. Turn left onto Seosomun-ro. If you reach Deoksugung-gil you've gone a little too far. 0.3 mi

8. Keep right at the fork to continue on Seosomun-ro. 0.1 mi

9. Turn right onto Tongil-ro/Uijuro. If you reach Cheongparo you've gone about 0.1 miles too far. 2.6 mi

10. Tongil-ro/Uijuro becomes Tongillo. 2.2 mi

Tongillo becomes 1. 1.9 mi

11. LATITUDE: 37.647889 LONGITUDE: 126.914607. Your destination is 0.1 miles past Bukhansan-ro. If you reach Goyangdaero you've gone about 1 mile too far