Gentlemen, British, Commonwealth or Otherwise,
"It's Not A Hash Without A Cider!!"
And nor is it without our fallen brother, Seoul Hash stalwart for many a decade, Emeritus Master, Farty Breath. It has been one year since Korea's answer to English arrogance ascended to the Eternal False Trail in the Sky. Come commemorate his tragic passing with a meaty run hared by Farty's old friend, the ever venerable Emeritus Master, Blank Space. There'll be beer, cidaaah, perhaps England's finest cullinary contribution to the world, the sandwich (if there's nothing better to eat) and a warm,witty circle into the early evening.
Longfellow Hon. Sec
*A story about Farty would be perfect for circle. If you never knew or met him, maybe a joke, song or diatribe about the English instead.
Stagger on down to Itaewon Station on Beige Line No. 6. Board a Bonghwasan-bound train and alight three stations later at Yaksu Station. Switch to Line No. 3 and board an Ogeum-bound train. Alight two stations later at Oksu Station. Come up for air at Exit 7. Follow "SH3" and arrows marked in chalk to a gathering of orange-shirted men under a bridge. If you get lost, contact the Hon. Sec, Longfellow on 010-9397-6199. On On!
RECEDING HARE LINE NOVEMBER DECEMBER JANUARY
NOV 17th MOCKERY
NOV 24TH HHIT
DEC 1ST SQUISHY
DEC 8TH HARE NEEDED
DEC 15TH HARE NEEDED
DEC 22ND HARE NEEDED
DEC 29TH HARE NEEDED
JAN 5TH 2019 HARE NEEDED
Dearest Dirty Bastards,
Please do go down to Yeungdeungpo for a run that will leave you up to your armpits in shitty, shiggy-licious mud. Unless of course it's an urban run on a beautiful day and the wettest place around is the grey light district...... But what do I know? I'm just the Hon. Sec. I'm only getting the word out about noticeably tall Hasher, Sleazey Rider and his first ever Seoul Hash hared run out of Yeungdeungpo (with help from a snake).
So come out this Saturday to scrutinize and criticize what could well be the best trail of the week be it short, well-marked, free of absolutely any shiggy and easily shortcuttable for the GM. Reunite somewhere in Yeungdeungpo, hopefully mud-free, to sink some beers, chew on something and enjoy a good, long circle into the Saturday evening dusk. You may even get to sing that above song!
Get your drunken ass to Seoul Station, the heart of Seoul public transport (apparently) with so many lines meeting there. Get on a Line No. 1 train bound for Sinchang, Seodongtan or Incheon. Get off six stations later at Yeoungdeungpo Station and come up for air at Exit 1. Follow arrows and "SH3" marked in chalk to a gathering of drunken-looking men.
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Baby, please don't go x3
Down to Yeungdeungpo, you know I love you so
Turn your lamp down low x3
I bang you all night long, baby, please don't go
You know your man down gone x3
Down the Itaewon, with all the herpes on
Baby, please don't go x3
Down to Yeungdeunpo, I bang you all night long
RECEDING HARE LINE NOVEMBER DECEMBER
NOV 10TH EM BLANK SPACE FOR FARTY BREATH MEMORIAL RUN
NOV 17TH MOCKERY
NOV 24TH HARE NEEDED
DEC 1ST SQUISHY
DEC 8TH HARE NEEDED
DEC 15TH HARE NEEDED
DEC 22ND HARE NEEDED
DEC 28TH HARE NEEDED
"Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day"
― Warren Ellis
Once again, our infamous EM Farty Breath has decided to grace the pack with a British Thanking Day to sort of remember, most likely forget and quite possibly blackout.
For those committed to ensuring that there is not too much air in the pollution:
Head up Sejeong Ro passing the No. 1 and then the No. 2 Embassies.
Zero your odo as you turn left at Kwang Hwa Mun.
Pass through the Sajik (Small Tunnell)at 1.1km and the Kum Hwa Tunnel at 2.5kms (Bigger one),ignore the entrance to Yonsei at 4.2km but be alert for the right turn north at 5.0kms (right exit down an embankment) sign-posted towards first to Yonhi Jct. and then quickly to route 21 to Hongeun Jct..
Pass the Pizza Hut on your left and then the very expensive Seoul Foreign School on your right at 5.9kms . Pass under the Naebu expressway(The big road in the sky) by the SK garage at 6.9kms.
Immediately after,turn right under the Naebu again and follow the road up the hill past the Seodaemun Library(서대문도사관)to the OnOn in the small garden opposite the Seong Won(성원) Apartments and next to the Goeun Middle School.
For those travelling light:
Use the orange line to Honje Station and leave by exit 3. Turn 180degrees to the "local"bus stop and take the No10 or 14 Green "local" bus(일반).Ignore Timbers previous comments,the Bus will be there
W750 will take you the short distance to the Goeun Middle School seen on the right side of the chariot and the On On site in the adjacent garden.
If you need further help with the directions, or are just looking for light conversation on the UN resolution,or tips on setting up business , contact the Hare on 010-8263-2603 .(GMS only on Sats)
Pack, the time has come once again to say yet another fair thee well to one of the grumpier members of the pack. As the Brits will attest, when a Yankee leaves, a whore loses five dollars. And with that in mind, there has been quite the request from "the hill" for Victoria's Secret to venture away from the GSMA. The pack will miss, his germaphobic ways and not so much about hearing about what kimchi does to his insides...we are all here, we know, we get it, Kimchi makes your shits sting as if a heard of buffalo where running out of your asshole.
On On Vic Sec. The pack will miss you but you will be back, like a bad case of herpies, they always come back.
Purchase your ticket and head through the wicket and on your way onto line #3 line and ride to Dongnimmun station (station #326) and exit from the #4 exit. Then just follow the markings.By motorized chariot or pedicab, rikshaw, etc:
Proceed past the Yankee Army base heading west, and then turn right at Samgakji intersection. Continue straight, heading towards Seoul Station. As you approach the Seoul Station area, make sure that your chariot is in one of the left lanes so that you can turn left at the major intersection opposite Seoul Station where the traffic in the right hand lanes must head towards the burnt offering to Korean protests known as Namdaemoon. Do NOT head right towards Namdaemoon but instead turn left at that main intersection and stay left so that you can enter the tunnel just ahead and when you exit the tunnel continue straight for just two (2) kms. You are now on what the Yankee Army lads refer to as MSR 1.
Note that point about 2 kms from Seoul Station when you approach the intersection where the elevated highway becomes highly visible and you can also see the Independence Gate park area on your left, and having noted that landmark, turn left at that intersection, under the bridge. This is also known as the Dongnimmun station intersection and you can find parking below the bridge in the area near the Park. Climb out of your conveyance, and walk over to the #4 entrance/exit to Dongnimmun station, station #326 on Line #3, and look for markings to the on-on site that Victoria's Secret swears will exist and which will guide you to the on-on without any problem whatsoever.
Great leadership does not mean running away from the Beer. Sometimes the hard trails might just demoralize the pack, but at other times sharing difficulties can inspire people to take action that will make the situation better and the beer colder. On On to the outgoing GM and the new half mind who will take his place.
The time has come to once again pass off the bed pan and allow a tired and worn down GM (often absent due to his habit of getting hand jobs). But alas, who can take the reins of the hash and "guide" the pack through another year? There is only one way to find out. That is to get your lazy asses off your couches, out of your whores, away from the wives and come to the changeover run this Saturday. It is at Namteryoung double pagaoda, a very short flat and shiggy free trail is guaranteed for all to enjoy.
Assuming you get on the subway at Samgakji station (429), ride South towards Sadang station and get off at next stop which is Namtaeryeong station (434). Leave throughExit #2 and start walking uphill on the left side of the street. After cresting the hill, look for a dirt driveway with the Double-Pagoda on the left.
From the Yongsan Army base, drive South over the Dongjak bridge. Near the end of the bridge, change lanes to either the center or right lane. The road will curve left as you exit the bridge, and at this point you'll need to change to the far right lane in order to turn right towards Sadang station. Continue straight and drive past Sadang station (~3Km); then continue towards Namtaeryeong station. Drive up and over the hill past the walkers and the Double Pagoda. As you come down the far side of the hill, move to the far right to take the exit (do not drive through the tunnel). At the top of the exit ramp, make a U turn and drive back towards the Double Pagoda. This time it will be on your right, and you can turn up the dirt road to park.
Last weekend traditions were held by some, trail was had by all and rough Sunday mornings were quarantined and delivered. It makes a half-mind think, "Why not do it all over again?" Hence, this weekend's trail will be brought to you by our own Kangaroo loving Hymen. He will take the pack far along the orange line (number 3 for those who can't see tone nor tint). Get your thirsty self up to Jichuk Station, exit 2 and follow chalk to glory.
From Itaewon Station, head towards Eungam for 16 glorious stations, then transfer at Bulgwang Station heading towards Daehwa for a mere 3 short stations. Depart at Jichuk Station, exit 2…find chalk, run trail, drink beer, don't get lost, don't die.
By Gas zippy machiny things, from the Seoul Grand Hyatt:
1. Start out going northeast toward Hoenamugil. 0.07 mi
2. Turn slight right onto Hoenamugil. 0.02 mi
3. Turn left onto Sowol-ro. 1.7 mi
4. Turn right to stay on Sowol-ro. 0.05 mi
5. Turn left to stay on Sowol-ro. If you reach Toegye-ro 6ga-gil you've gone a little too far. 0.3 mi
6. Sowol-ro becomes Sejong-daero. 0.2 mi
7. Turn left onto Seosomun-ro. If you reach Deoksugung-gil you've gone a little too far. 0.3 mi
8. Keep right at the fork to continue on Seosomun-ro. 0.1 mi
9. Turn right onto Tongil-ro/Uijuro. If you reach Cheongparo you've gone about 0.1 miles too far. 2.6 mi
10. Tongil-ro/Uijuro becomes Tongillo. 2.2 mi
Tongillo becomes 1. 1.9 mi
11. LATITUDE: 37.647889 LONGITUDE: 126.914607. Your destination is 0.1 miles past Bukhansan-ro. If you reach Goyangdaero you've gone about 1 mile too far