Sheepshaggers of Seoul,

If sensitivity has a name on the Seoul Hash, it can be none other than our long-absent ex-GM, Kiwi Wee-Wee.

Shagged out from sheep farming on one of New Zealand's two big islands, Kiwi returns to Asia's sheep-free peninsula to hare a trail for the men in orange. But he won't be alone! Joyful Joint Master, Choopa Cabroan will assist him in this endeavor in case of splinters, light cuts or homesickness. Sometimes, the movement you need is on your shoulder.

As for the rest of you stiff upper bastards, wipe away those drunken tears and stoutly gather at an onsite for the rarest of rare occasions: the return of a long-gone GM.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec (010-9397-6199)

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2526 "Kiwi Wee-Wee's Weturn Wun"

WHEN: Saturday April 20th 2019 at 3PM/ 1500

WHERE: Nambu Bus Terminal Station Exit 5 on Orange Line No. 3 (typical SH3 back pagoda)

HARES: Kiwi Wee-Wee and Choopa Cabroan

ON AFTER: Wherever the night or Kiwi takes us

D'ERECTIONS

Leap on to a Line 6 Train at Itaewon Station. Make sure its terminus is Bonghwasan Station. Three stations later, transfer to Orange Line 3 at Yaksu Station. Make sure its terminus is Ogeum Station. Stay on said train for eight stops before getting off at Nambu Bus Terminal Station. Come up for air at Exit 5. Follow "SH3" and half-arrows in chalk to a "back pagoda" from where the pack will run. TRAIN TRAVEL TIME: 27 MINS

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