Dear Fellow Half-Minds and Drunks,
This week Bare Shitter is haring his first solo trail. He's found a new favorite hill which he would like to share with the pack. Here's what he has to say about it.
In true bare fashion this trail will go alongside streams stocked with Salmon and wilderness filled with wild berries. As bares do, it may venture into town a bit; just be sure not to rummage through garbage bins or go swimming in a backyard pool. Recommend bringing a light source and a .44mag, just in case you run into a bare.
Squishy, Hon Sec
WHAT: Quest For Bare's Cave
WHERE: Cheonggyesan Station Exit 1 on the Red Sinbundang Line
WHEN: Saturday, February 22nd at 1500 / 3pm
HARE: Bare Shitter 010-8370-3642
HA$H CA$H: 10,000 won
ON-AFTER: Chicken Hof Nearby
By Mole Transit:
From Itaewon, catch a subway car heading toward Hangangjin, and transfer after three stops at Yaksu. Hop on the Orange Line 3 toward Geumho and stay on for 9 stops to Yangjae. Transfer one more time to the Red Sinbundang Line going south. Two stops later, alight from the train and come squinting into the sun at Exit 1. Search for chalk half-arrows to lead you to the slyly grinning Bare Shitter sipping a cold one.
By speeding phallus from way down south:
I'd recommend catching the SRT to Suseo station, then Orange Line to Yangjae and following the steps above from there.
If you get lost, call the hare at 010-8370-3642. I've double checked his phone number this week, so it's definitely the correct number.
FEB 29: HHIT & Squishy (Birthday Run)
MAR 7: Joo Dog
MAR 14: Blank Space
MAR 21: Hare Needed
HASH TRASH for SH3 Run #2568:
**SH3 CUMMITTEE MEETING MARCH 1ST**