Dearest half-minds and degenerates in orange,

October is unfortunately coming to a close. October is the perfect hashing month. Why, you ask? Because it has so much BOOze! Our very own Hash Hooch is going to make a trail at the spooky on-on site of Dongjak, aka the National Cemetery. Will there be ghosts and/or zombies on trail? Who knows? Will there be ghosts and zombies at the on-after? Very likely. Also some squares, circles, and triangles for some goddamn reason. 

Because it's All Hallow's Eve, if you're gonna join feel free to put on those kitty ears, Pikachu butt plug, or non-Seoul Hab as a costume, The hare promises many tricks on trail, but also being hooch, treats at the end. The treats are beer. Let's be clear about that. I ain't giving no happy endings.  

What are the best kind of bees? BOO bees! 

On On!

Squishy, Hooch

WHY: beer

WHAT: Halloween Trail

WHERE: DONGJAK station. Light Blue Line 4 Exit 2 (10 minute walk), or Brown Line 9 Exit 5 (2 minute walk) 

37.50311222587849, 126.9771888732388

WHEN: Saturday, October 30 @1500

HARE: Squishy

HA$H CA$H: 10,000 won

D'ERECTIONS: 

By Public Phallus Traversing a Wide Tunnel:

Get your ass to Dongjak! It's the national cemetery. From your bar stool in Itaewon, hop on the train to Samgakji and transfer to the light blue line 4. Head South three stops, crossing the Han, and alight at the first stop across the river. Get your roadies before departure, because the convenience stores near the on-on site are quite...poorly stocked. 

By Personal Chariot:

Copy these coordinates into your GPS and park in the public parking lot conveniently located very close to the on-on site. The Hash is not responsible for any break-ins, loss of property, or fees for using the parking lot. 37.50311222587849, 126.9771888732388

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