Brother Bastards,

Your Grand Master had high hopes of haring a run out the roof of his apartment building. This dream ended when the powers that be (his wife) declared noise pollution and flowerbeds on fire to be a bad mark on her reputation. Mustn't upset the neighbors, you see. Not to mention, the police.

But we of the Seoul Hash laugh in the face of danger and authority. What better way to rebel, then, than by simply relocating somewhere nice and safe and dull: under a bridge next to a stream. It may be an exhausted staple of this chapter but so are running and/or drink-running.

So prepare to piss about under Kohchok Bridge near the big skydome like the trolls we are, enjoying pints (well, not quite pints), pizza and plenty of laughs. And there should be a trail of some reasonable distance as well.

On On!

Longfellow Grand Master

What: The Seoul Hash Eviction Run

When: Saturday July 27th, at 1600/4 pm Air Force time

Where: Guil Station Exit 1 on the dark blue Line number 1

Hare: GM Longfellow

Hash Cash: 10,000 Won

On After: Dawon Hoff Village

D'ERECTIONS

FROM ITAEWON BY TRAIN

Peel your ass off that barstool and stagger into a Noksapyeong-bound train at Itaewon Station on Line No. 6. Ride it for four stops until you reach Gongdeok Station. Transfer there for Purple Line No. 5. Get on a Mapo-bound train and ride it for four stops. Get off at Singil Station and transfer for the last time to Dark Blue Line No. 1. Make sure you board an all stop train and not an express train. Get off four stops later at Guil Station. Exit the station at Exit 1 and follow half-arrows to 고척교 Kohchok Bridge. You'll find the pack underneath it.

FROM SEOUL STATION BY TRAIN

Get on an all stop Namyeong-bound train on Dark Blue Line No. 1. Make sure its last stop is Incheon Station, not Seodongtan or Sinchang. Stay put for nine stops. After you get off, follow the same directions as above.

FROM OSAN/ PYEONGTAEK STATIONS BY TRAIN

Get the express train heading into Seoul for many, many stops. Make sure it stops at Guro Station. Once you're there, get on a Guil-bound train and get off a station later at...Guil Station. Follow directions as above.

ANY PROBLEMS, THE HARE'S PHONE NUMBER IS LISTED NEXT TO HIS NAME ABOVE. IF YOU'RE VISITING FROM OVERSEAS, THE DIALLING CODE IS +82.

RECEDING HARELINE

AUGUST 3RD BLANK SPACE

AUGUST 10TH SQUISHY

AUGUST 17TH HARE NEEDED

AUGUST 24TH HARE NEEDED