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<div>Brothers,</div>
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<div>This week we remember a Seoul Brother who (mis)led the the pack on many a trail, often set in the tiniest of arrows, frequently with numbered checkpoints, and usually far longer than you ever wanted your legs to propel you.  EM Farty Breath was a brother who taught us what it means to be British, to relish a good trail, and to scold those around you who won’t shut the fuck up.  Join the Seoul Hash at Ground Zero </div>… <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4340" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></div>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2434 “EM Farty Breath Memorial Run” [02 December 2017, 1500/3PM]

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    Brothers,
    This week we remember a Seoul Brother who (mis)led the the pack on many a trail, often set in the tiniest of arrows, frequently with numbered checkpoints, and usually far longer than you ever wanted your legs to propel you.  EM Farty Breath was a brother who taught us what it means to be British, to relish a good trail, and to scold those around you who won’t shut the fuck up.  Join the Seoul Hash at Ground Zero
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<p>Seoul Hashers,</p>
<p>Yankee Thanksgiving has came and went (much like your absentee fathers), and we’ve all put on a little weight.  It happens to the best of us, it’s ok…  Joo Dog has a new workout plan to get you all in the right shape for beach weather in the upcoming Christmas months, but in true lazy Hon.Sec. fashion, it will involve a lot of shortcutting, walking, and drinking beer.  Come on out to Cheonggyesan for a nice stroll through … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4335" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2433 “Joo Dog’s Post-Thanksgiving Jaunt” [25 November 2017, 1500/3PM]

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    Seoul Hashers,

    Yankee Thanksgiving has came and went (much like your absentee fathers), and we’ve all put on a little weight.  It happens to the best of us, it’s ok…  Joo Dog has a new workout plan to get you all in the right shape for beach weather in the upcoming Christmas months, but in true lazy Hon.Sec. fashion, it will involve a lot of shortcutting, walking, and drinking beer.  Come on out to Cheonggyesan for a nice stroll through … Read the rest

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  • <p><img class="alignnone wp-image-4332" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/island_of_the_dead.jpg" alt="island_of_the_dead" width="458" height="247" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/island_of_the_dead-300x162.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/island_of_the_dead-768x414.jpg 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/island_of_the_dead.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px" /></p>
<p>Men Of SEOUL HASHEE,</p>
<p>Much as DODIC once swooned from hypothermia on a certain mountain freezer found by EM Farty Breath, I too found myself lost, in the cold with one KeeWee WeeWee, following Sir Lost-a-Lot through the desolate windswept streets of southern Seoul.  Let’s set the stage: it’s a cold, windy, Ultraman’s birthday run in November a few years ago.  I’m running along with KeeWee, it starts to rain, we’re lost, and suddenly we see SLA come jogging down … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4331" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2432 “Winter Winds Run” [18 November 2017, 1500/3PM]

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    Men Of SEOUL HASHEE,

    Much as DODIC once swooned from hypothermia on a certain mountain freezer found by EM Farty Breath, I too found myself lost, in the cold with one KeeWee WeeWee, following Sir Lost-a-Lot through the desolate windswept streets of southern Seoul.  Let’s set the stage: it’s a cold, windy, Ultraman’s birthday run in November a few years ago.  I’m running along with KeeWee, it starts to rain, we’re lost, and suddenly we see SLA come jogging down … Read the rest

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  • <p><img class="alignnone  wp-image-4329" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/K1719.jpg" alt="K1719" width="521" height="365" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/K1719-300x210.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/K1719-768x539.jpg 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/K1719.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 521px) 100vw, 521px" /></p>
<div>Brothers,</div>
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<div>Skylark will be taking the Men in Orangee to the end of the line–Subway Line 4, that is.  The run site has been strenuously scouted in order to include all possible abandoned churches, women of ill repute, and gray-light district shops that can be blasphemed and desecrated.  Skylark promises that a fire can be had at the on-site, just so long as someone brings a flame.  Now… who among you might have a way to create a fire at … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4328" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></div>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2431 “Skylark’s End of the Line” [11 November 2017, 1500/3PM]

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    Brothers,
    Skylark will be taking the Men in Orangee to the end of the line–Subway Line 4, that is.  The run site has been strenuously scouted in order to include all possible abandoned churches, women of ill repute, and gray-light district shops that can be blasphemed and desecrated.  Skylark promises that a fire can be had at the on-site, just so long as someone brings a flame.  Now… who among you might have a way to create a fire at … Read the rest

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<p>Brothers,</p>
<p>Ultraman seems to have turned over a new leaf.  No broken bottles, no fighting… he’s even trying to soften his image by growing a truly awful goatee.  This weekend, he’ll lead the pack through the semen-sloshed streets of what remains of the red light district in Yeongdengpo, showing you all 54 of the remaining elderly hookers plying their ancient trade.  Cum for the trail and booze, stay for the case of you-know-what that refuses to get better!  Crying Rock … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4324" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2430 “A Very Ultraman Birthday” [04 November 2017, 1500/3PM]

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    Brothers,

    Ultraman seems to have turned over a new leaf.  No broken bottles, no fighting… he’s even trying to soften his image by growing a truly awful goatee.  This weekend, he’ll lead the pack through the semen-sloshed streets of what remains of the red light district in Yeongdengpo, showing you all 54 of the remaining elderly hookers plying their ancient trade.  Cum for the trail and booze, stay for the case of you-know-what that refuses to get better!  Crying Rock … Read the rest

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  • <p><img class="alignnone wp-image-4318" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/KimchiGearRising.jpg" alt="KimchiGearRising" width="581" height="363" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/KimchiGearRising-300x188.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/KimchiGearRising.jpg 720w" sizes="(max-width: 581px) 100vw, 581px" /></p>
<p>A resurrected Longfellow has risen from the (h)ashes of last week’s lost trail to hare a lethal run with Just Call Me (Solid) Snake. Whilst a chunk of the pack pisses off to Pan Asia the unadventurous amongst us will trek a tremendously well marked trail over hill and dale in north-east Seoul. If your wallet is light for Pan Asia then abandon the wife and family anyway for booze, food and camaraderie from the lads in orange staying in … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4317" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2429 “Kimchi Gear Rising: From the Ashes” [28 October 2017, 1500/3PM]

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    A resurrected Longfellow has risen from the (h)ashes of last week’s lost trail to hare a lethal run with Just Call Me (Solid) Snake. Whilst a chunk of the pack pisses off to Pan Asia the unadventurous amongst us will trek a tremendously well marked trail over hill and dale in north-east Seoul. If your wallet is light for Pan Asia then abandon the wife and family anyway for booze, food and camaraderie from the lads in orange staying in … Read the rest

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<p><b>Hashing . . .</b> it’s a mixture of athleticism and sociability, hedonism and hard work, a refreshing escape from the nine-to-five dweebs you’re stuck with five days a week. Hashing is an exhilaratingly fun combination of running, orienteering, and partying, where bands of harriers follow an eight-to-ten kilometer-long trail through town, country, and desert, all in search of exercise, camaraderie, and good times.</p>
<p>Hashing began in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, in 1938, when a group of British colonial officials and … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4314" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    What is “hashing”?

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    Hashing . . . it’s a mixture of athleticism and sociability, hedonism and hard work, a refreshing escape from the nine-to-five dweebs you’re stuck with five days a week. Hashing is an exhilaratingly fun combination of running, orienteering, and partying, where bands of harriers follow an eight-to-ten kilometer-long trail through town, country, and desert, all in search of exercise, camaraderie, and good times.

    Hashing began in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, in 1938, when a group of British colonial officials and … Read the rest

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<p>Brothers,</p>
<p>“The time has come,”<br />
the GM said,<br />
“to talk of many things,<br />
of beer and mud,<br />
and fire and blood,<br />
and hookers’ anal rings.”</p>
<p>On Saturday, 21 October, hop a train and get yer ass to Pyeongtaek Station for the Seoul Hash House Harriers 2400th Run!  At 1330 promt-like, you’ll find your Hooch, collecting your hash cash and shepherding his little lambs to the bus, where you’ll depart for a quick jaunt over to the slaughterhouse.</p>
<p>See you there!… <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4293" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2400 “The Mighty Nth” [21 October 2017, 1500/3PM]

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    Brothers,

    “The time has come,”
    the GM said,
    “to talk of many things,
    of beer and mud,
    and fire and blood,
    and hookers’ anal rings.”

    On Saturday, 21 October, hop a train and get yer ass to Pyeongtaek Station for the Seoul Hash House Harriers 2400th Run!  At 1330 promt-like, you’ll find your Hooch, collecting your hash cash and shepherding his little lambs to the bus, where you’ll depart for a quick jaunt over to the slaughterhouse.

    See you there!… Read the rest

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<p>Gather round, my brothers.</p>
<p>As the 2400th Run draws nearer, we must take some time to do our pre-lube gathering and feast at Samgakji.  In past years, tradition has stated that the GM should be as far as fucking possible from Korea during this dinner, and this year is no exception.  We’ve dredged up former GM Nut & Bone from some flophouse in scary central China to come back to the Land of the Morning Cum and officiate our ceremonies.  … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4304" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Nth Run Pre-gathering Feast [20 OCT 2017, 1900 / 7PM]

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    Gather round, my brothers.

    As the 2400th Run draws nearer, we must take some time to do our pre-lube gathering and feast at Samgakji.  In past years, tradition has stated that the GM should be as far as fucking possible from Korea during this dinner, and this year is no exception.  We’ve dredged up former GM Nut & Bone from some flophouse in scary central China to come back to the Land of the Morning Cum and officiate our ceremonies.  … Read the rest

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<p>NOTE THE TIME CHANGE!</p>
<p>Brothers, this Saturday our own Hooch Hymen will hare a trail for those of us who will have survived the previous night’s Jason Voorhees slasher antics. Come and join us at Seoul Station as we reflect on the gift of life and recall memories of all those poor bastards culled from humanity, and not a moment too soon. Come out and enjoy beer, trail, chow, and survivors’ guilt.</p>
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<p>What: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.28 … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4289" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.28 “Jason Voorhees Survivors’ Trail” [14 Saturday 2017, 1500/3PM]

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    NOTE THE TIME CHANGE!

    Brothers, this Saturday our own Hooch Hymen will hare a trail for those of us who will have survived the previous night’s Jason Voorhees slasher antics. Come and join us at Seoul Station as we reflect on the gift of life and recall memories of all those poor bastards culled from humanity, and not a moment too soon. Come out and enjoy beer, trail, chow, and survivors’ guilt.

     

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