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<p>Dear Drunken Bastards,</p>
<p>The 46th Analversary is upon us.  Join the Seoul Hash to celebrate another year of keeping those red commies on the other side of the 38th parallel.  We’ll kick it off with a dinner of greasy grilled pig at Seoul Hash’s favorite restaurant, Doraganun Samgakji (where they don’t mind the occasional fight, or a little light property damage) Friday night, and then a fantastic trail that gives great view at Ground Zero on Saturday, followed by top-shelf … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4509" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2449.14 “The 46th Analversary Special” [23 Jun 2018, 1600/4PM]

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    Dear Drunken Bastards,

    The 46th Analversary is upon us.  Join the Seoul Hash to celebrate another year of keeping those red commies on the other side of the 38th parallel.  We’ll kick it off with a dinner of greasy grilled pig at Seoul Hash’s favorite restaurant, Doraganun Samgakji (where they don’t mind the occasional fight, or a little light property damage) Friday night, and then a fantastic trail that gives great view at Ground Zero on Saturday, followed by top-shelf … Read the rest

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<p>Brothers,</p>
<p>In light of the fact that they’re getting ready to shut the lights off at USFK HQ after the Singapore Summit, all of our military-affiliated brethren will probably be too busy to lay a trail this weekend.  So loyal hare and Hash Hooch, Hymen, has volunteered to lead the pack on a delightful jaunt through a neighborhood he’s never hared at before–Hyochang Park.  I hear there’s a famous statue of a terrorist throwing an IED there!  Come out this … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4503" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2449.13 “Yankee Run Home” [16 Jun 2018, 1600/4PM]

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    Brothers,

    In light of the fact that they’re getting ready to shut the lights off at USFK HQ after the Singapore Summit, all of our military-affiliated brethren will probably be too busy to lay a trail this weekend.  So loyal hare and Hash Hooch, Hymen, has volunteered to lead the pack on a delightful jaunt through a neighborhood he’s never hared at before–Hyochang Park.  I hear there’s a famous statue of a terrorist throwing an IED there!  Come out this … Read the rest

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<p>Gentleman Wanks,</p>
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<p>This week on the momentous date of 6/9, SH3’s own Squishy promises a trail to suck dry our stamina and blow our minds. With expectations flipped and beliefs inverted, the hare will leave us begging for more. Spit out your apprehensions and swallow your pride, this Saturday shall provide pleasure for all parties involved.</p>
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<p>WHAT: SEOUL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS RUN 2449.12, Squishy’s “Twat A Lovely Date”</p>
<p>WHEN: 9 June 2018, 1600 / 4PM</p>
<p>WHERE: Bangbae … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4498" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    SEOUL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS RUN 2449.12 [Squishy’s “Twat A Lovely Date”, 9 June 2018, 1600 / 4PM]

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    Gentleman Wanks,

     

    This week on the momentous date of 6/9, SH3’s own Squishy promises a trail to suck dry our stamina and blow our minds. With expectations flipped and beliefs inverted, the hare will leave us begging for more. Spit out your apprehensions and swallow your pride, this Saturday shall provide pleasure for all parties involved.

     

    WHAT: SEOUL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS RUN 2449.12, Squishy’s “Twat A Lovely Date”

    WHEN: 9 June 2018, 1600 / 4PM

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<p>Gentlemen,</p>
<p>Seoul Hash’s most British hare, Longfellow, had high hopes of haring a<br />
trail in hono(u)r of Her Majesty, the Queen’s two hundredth birthday.<br />
Unfortunately, that rich old bag was born on or around this chapter’s<br />
anniversary date so another theme for his trail was in order. Until<br />
now! It turns out that the tourist police have yet to chase us, armed<br />
with phallic batons and rape whistles, around and within what inferior<br />
running clubs have dubbed “Broke Arm Mountain” … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4491" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2449.11 “The Longfellow of the Law Run” [02 Jun 2018, 1600/4PM]

    'Excuse me miss, May I have a bite of your sausage?'

    Gentlemen,

    Seoul Hash’s most British hare, Longfellow, had high hopes of haring a
    trail in hono(u)r of Her Majesty, the Queen’s two hundredth birthday.
    Unfortunately, that rich old bag was born on or around this chapter’s
    anniversary date so another theme for his trail was in order. Until
    now! It turns out that the tourist police have yet to chase us, armed
    with phallic batons and rape whistles, around and within what inferior
    running clubs have dubbed “Broke Arm Mountain” … Read the rest

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<p>Seoul Brothers,</p>
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<p>Faithful hare/GM Choopa Cabroan stands ready to beat off the masses with both hands, lubed up as they are with sweat and the fluids of rage.  Hash Hell week is cum upon the pack, and Choopa will spare no expense, pull no punch; trust him to ensure that there is fire in the thighs, hatred in the loins, and a longing for forgiveness in the heart of every hasher out there.  Join our illustrious GM at … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4482" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2449.10 “Cabroan Goes to Hash Hell” [26 May 2018, 1500/3PM]

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    Seoul Brothers,

     

    Faithful hare/GM Choopa Cabroan stands ready to beat off the masses with both hands, lubed up as they are with sweat and the fluids of rage.  Hash Hell week is cum upon the pack, and Choopa will spare no expense, pull no punch; trust him to ensure that there is fire in the thighs, hatred in the loins, and a longing for forgiveness in the heart of every hasher out there.  Join our illustrious GM at … Read the rest

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<p>Men in Orangee,</p>
<p>Some of Seoul’s finest hares decided they were too busy to prepare a trail for Saturday. So that left well-spoken Seoul Hasher, Longfellow, to hare the best trail of the week and in the, at present, top three of best trails in the month of May. But wait! Venerable Hooch, Hymen, has decided to move house this Saturday?! Who’s stepping up to fill in for the Aussie bastard? Why, none other than Squishy!</p>
<p>Please come out to … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4478" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2449.9 “The Squishy & Longfellow Show” [19 May 2018, 1500/3PM]

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    Men in Orangee,

    Some of Seoul’s finest hares decided they were too busy to prepare a trail for Saturday. So that left well-spoken Seoul Hasher, Longfellow, to hare the best trail of the week and in the, at present, top three of best trails in the month of May. But wait! Venerable Hooch, Hymen, has decided to move house this Saturday?! Who’s stepping up to fill in for the Aussie bastard? Why, none other than Squishy!

    Please come out to … Read the rest

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<p><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">****** NOTE the special start time of 1200 *******</span></strong></p>
<p>Seoul Brothers,</p>
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<p>For those of less fortunate ones who haven’t enjoyed the pleasure(s) of joining in the fun at the Hong Kong Sevens, this week the Seoul Hash Invades the Asian Rugby Championship as the Korean National Team takes on Hong Kong at the Namdong Asaid Rugby Field in Namdong at 1630 or <span tabindex="0" data-term="goog_2015885057">4:30pm.</span>  The <span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>Seoul Hash Trail will kick off at <span tabindex="0" data-term="goog_2015885058">12:00pm</span> (1200 or High <span tabindex="0" data-term="goog_2015885059">Noon</span>)</strong></span> near the pitch.  </p>… <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4465" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></div>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2449.8 “It’s Not SUPER-Rugby Run” [12 May 2018, 1200/NOON]

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    ****** NOTE the special start time of 1200 *******

    Seoul Brothers,

    For those of less fortunate ones who haven’t enjoyed the pleasure(s) of joining in the fun at the Hong Kong Sevens, this week the Seoul Hash Invades the Asian Rugby Championship as the Korean National Team takes on Hong Kong at the Namdong Asaid Rugby Field in Namdong at 1630 or 4:30pm.  The Seoul Hash Trail will kick off at 12:00pm (1200 or High Noon) near the pitch. 

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<p>Andale ese, arriba!</p>
<p>It’s cinco de mayo, pinche verga chupaleritos!  Gather your shot glasses, bandolero of tequila, and your favorite burrito recipe as we celebrate the Seoul way–probably getting hassled by the cops in a park (just like REAL Mexicans back in the US of A!).  GM Choopa Cabroan will lead you over the river and through the trash mountains, to Abuelita Kim’s hoochie, where you might be able to pay for a little bit of the old cuca mojada…. … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4461" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2449.7 “The Fence-Jumper Run” [05 May 2018, 1500/3PM]

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    Andale ese, arriba!

    It’s cinco de mayo, pinche verga chupaleritos!  Gather your shot glasses, bandolero of tequila, and your favorite burrito recipe as we celebrate the Seoul way–probably getting hassled by the cops in a park (just like REAL Mexicans back in the US of A!).  GM Choopa Cabroan will lead you over the river and through the trash mountains, to Abuelita Kim’s hoochie, where you might be able to pay for a little bit of the old cuca mojada…. … Read the rest

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<p>Brothers,</p>
<p>Reports of the peace in the North are overrated.  I hear the airspace over Pyongyang is clear, ready for carpet-bombing runs.  Bloodthirsty GI’s stand ready to place rape-chairs across the greater NorK landscape, and put them to immediate & ruthless use.  Seoul Brothers are itching to get into Kaesong, land of mentally-challenged farmers’ daughters with rough hands, wet mouths, and souls willing to please…  Sounds like a fortuitous time for a short-notice PT session through the mean streets of … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4455" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2449.6 “Peace In Our Time Run” [28 April 2018, 1500/3PM]

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    Brothers,

    Reports of the peace in the North are overrated.  I hear the airspace over Pyongyang is clear, ready for carpet-bombing runs.  Bloodthirsty GI’s stand ready to place rape-chairs across the greater NorK landscape, and put them to immediate & ruthless use.  Seoul Brothers are itching to get into Kaesong, land of mentally-challenged farmers’ daughters with rough hands, wet mouths, and souls willing to please…  Sounds like a fortuitous time for a short-notice PT session through the mean streets of … Read the rest

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<p>Gentlemen,</p>
<p>Maybe you’re a conscientiously objecting Brit or unrestrained from abstemious US military exercises. If you’re both, one or the other, or even neither, then adjourn at Ogeum Park for the most glorious of displays of Anglo-Saxon values since Geoff Hurst’s hat trick and the crowd flooding the pitch at Wembley in ’66. For as Cecil Rhodes may or may not have said: “To be born English is to win first prize in the lottery of life.”</p>
<p>It’s nearing the … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4451" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2449.5 “St. George’s Day Run” [21 April 2018, 1500/3PM]

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    Gentlemen,

    Maybe you’re a conscientiously objecting Brit or unrestrained from abstemious US military exercises. If you’re both, one or the other, or even neither, then adjourn at Ogeum Park for the most glorious of displays of Anglo-Saxon values since Geoff Hurst’s hat trick and the crowd flooding the pitch at Wembley in ’66. For as Cecil Rhodes may or may not have said: “To be born English is to win first prize in the lottery of life.”

    It’s nearing the … Read the rest

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