Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2499.28 Dongjak Station Exit 2 on Lines 4/9 Saturday September 29th at 4pm WOMEN WELCOME THIS WEEK

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SHHH Run No. 2499.28 “Seoul Hash Opens Its Harem Doors” *WOMEN WELCOME THIS WEEK ONLY*
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Cads and Bounders of Seoul and Elsewhere,

Women’s suffrage has not really been achieved on the Seoul Hash House Harriers. But that doesn’t mean we are exempt of women for the entire year in this chapter. Why, the Seoul Hash shall stretch open its harem doors for members of the fairer sex as we ring in our second open run of 2018 on Saturday.
Grand Master Joo Dog and Honorary Secretary Longfellow shall hare an A-A trail that’ll help you grow a pair and put hairs on your chest. Once you’re back, swill down some Pale Ales and nibble on some Mexican food provided by Joint Master Choopa Cabroan. Then stand around for circle to hear our Hooch’s Just Call Me Snake’s rendition of “Bobby Brown.” If you happen to be a sternly liberal lesbian, this will be the highlight of your day out. I guarantee it.

So suck in those guts, gents, and act as debaucherously as possible. Let’s show those lasses how a Seoul Hash is done.

On On!

Longfellow Hon. Sec

WHAT: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2499.28 “Seoul Hash Opens Its Harem Doors”
*WOMEN WELCOME THIS WEEK ONLY*
WHEN: Saturday September 29th at 4pm
WHERE: Dongjak Station Exit 2 on the Ice Blue Line No. 4 and the Cinnamon Brown Line No. 9
HARES: Joo Dog & Longfellow
HASH CASH: 10000 Won
ON-AFTER: JJ’s in Itaewon; a lesser running club shall provide a keg

D’ERECTIONS
Strap on a sports bra, tie your hair back and head for Samgakji Station on Line No. 4. Whiz past Shinyongsan and Ichon Stations on a southbound train. All the while drink in the stunning views of the Han before alighting at Dongjak Station. Exit out of Exit 2 and follow pointy chalk arrows and “SH3.” Eventually, you’ll meet a gender clash of Harriers and Harriettes.

RECEDING HARE LINE OCTOBER/ NOVEMBER

OCT 6TH BLANK SPACE & CHOOPA CABROAN

OCT 13TH HHIT

OCT 20TH NTH RUN

OCT 27TH MERCHANT WANKER

NOV 3RD SLEAZEY RIDER

NOV 10TH EM FARTY BREATH MEMORIAL RUN

NOV 17TH *HARE NEEDED*

NOV 24TH *HARE NEEDED*

PLEASE NOTE THAT NEXT WEEK’S RUN (10/06) WILL START AT 3PM TO RECOGNISE WINTER RUN TIMES.