Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2499.23 Jeongja Station Exit 1 on the Bundang Line Saturday August 25th at 4pm/1600

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SHHH Run No. 2499.23 “The Squish-Shank Redemption Run”
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Dearest Drunks in Orange,

Our esteemed Hash Horn, Squishy is taking the pack all the way back to his home turf of Jeongja. He promises a sweaty jaunt up a mountain different to the one we went up (or shortcut, like me and Joo Dog did) back in the bollock-freezing month of February. One hopes he will shorten the trail by at least fifteen kilometers this time to keep Ultraman happy and redeem himself with a well-recced and marked run. And maybe we shall anticipate the overdue return of other token Brit Hasher, Flesh, whose last appearance on the Seoul Hash was, more or less, out of the same onsite six months ago.

If you make it back alive, look forward to copious cold beer and something to eat with it to complement the fact that you voluntarily went for a run when you could have just sat and drank anyway.

And maybe, as part of trail, you’ll crawl through a shit-filled sewage pipe that’s the length of five football fields and emerge, triumphant, with a light shower raining on your person. After all, you…

“Either get busy drinking, or get busy drying.”

Longfellow Hon. Sec

What: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2499.23 “The Squish-Shank Redemption Run”

When: Saturday August 25th at 4pm or 1600

Where: Jeongja Station Exit 1 on the Bundang Line OR Exit 5 out of the same station on the Shin Bundang Line (the choice is yours)

Hare: Squishy

Hash Cash: 10000 Won

On After: Harp Bar; there’s a pool table, TV, beer on tap etc

Erections:

Roll out of bed and onto a Bonghwasan-bound train out of Itaewon Station on Beige Line 6. Get off three stops later at Yaksu Station and transfer to the Orange Line 3 on a train whose terminus is Ogeum Station. Ride it for eight stations and alight at Yangjae Station where you change for the Scarlet Shinbundang Line. Keep yourself seated or standing for four stops until you reach Jeongja Station. Get off there and surface at Exit 1. Follow “SH3” and arrows marked in chalk and make your way toward a clearing populated by men in orange shirts.

RECEDING HARELINE SEPTEMBER/OCTOBER

SEPT 1ST SNAKE IN BANPO

SEPT 8TH LONGFELLOW IN GODEOK

SEPT 15TH MR. BLISTER

SEPT. 22ND JOO DOG

SEPT 29TH OB WON

OCT 6TH CHOOPA CABROAN & LONGFELLOW (THE LADYKILLERS’ TRAIL)

OCTOBER 13TH *HARE NEEDED*

OCT 20TH NTH RUN!!!!!