Men of the Masturbatory Cloth,

Pack your garlic suppositories and your post-coital cigarettes and head sud de la Han this Saturday! Let's celebree, four days late, 237 years of French republicanism; only mildly compromised by a short lineage of outright dictators whom only the English could defeat! And defeat one of them we did! ENG-ER-LAND!

Longfellow, the black sheep of Korean Hashing, implores you to come out to Namtaeryeong. There a brand spanking new pagoda, probably not erected in the Montmartre style, stands. It's the closest match for the Eiffel Tower we have so c'est la vie! (Feel free to comment about a closer match in Seoul, you pedants, you!)

But enough about that bollocks! The trail, more pertinently, will be short, flat, and shiggy-free (jury's out on the dogshit). Come on. It's me. I only want what's easy for my precious pack. That is why I recommend bringing water, suntan lotion, insect spray, shiggy socks, a first-aid kit, and easy access to emergency numbers for the run.

Grab a metro from Seoul Station on Line 4. Head south and cross the Han River. Alight eight stops later at Namtaeryeong and follow the half-arrows from Exit 2. If rain is expected (rainy season and that), follow pieces of kitchen roll instead (same goes for the trail). Consult your map apps for other public transport options from other locations!

PS The onsite is a fair walk from the station. It's a sixteen-minute walk or roughly a kilometre (1000 yards in anglais and americain) away from Exit 2. Keep your eye out for a tall, dark, handsome pagoda on the left. Plan accordingly.

Hareline

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August 1 - TFB

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August 15 - Hare needed

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