This Saturday marks 250 years of American Independence Day. To celebrate throwing perfectly good tea into a harbor, the hare has instead elected to throw perfectly good beer into himself.

Trail will wind along the Han River with a healthy mix of riverside paths, parks, bridges, hidden corners, and enough checks to make everyone question both the hare's intelligence and their own navigation skills. There may be false trails. There may be beer checks. There may be patriotic shenanigans.

Dress in your finest red, white, and blue, stars and stripes, Uncle Sam hats, eagle costumes, or anything else that screams "poor life choices." Extra credit if your outfit survives both the trail and the on-after.

Take the Gyeongui-Jungang Line to Seobinggo Station. Exit via Exit 2 and follow the marks. If you find yourself marching in formation or hearing fife and drum music, you've probably found the on-site.

Hareline

July 11 - Hymen

July 18 - Longfollow

July 25 - Hymen (maybe)

August - 1 Hare needed

If you want to hash or hare, contact HonSec Hymen at jaykorea35@gmail.com