Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2449.11 “The Longfellow of the Law Run” [02 Jun 2018, 1600/4PM]

'Excuse me miss, May I have a bite of your sausage?'

Gentlemen,

Seoul Hash’s most British hare, Longfellow, had high hopes of haring a
trail in hono(u)r of Her Majesty, the Queen’s two hundredth birthday.
Unfortunately, that rich old bag was born on or around this chapter’s
anniversary date so another theme for his trail was in order. Until
now! It turns out that the tourist police have yet to chase us, armed
with phallic batons and rape whistles, around and within what inferior
running clubs have dubbed “Broke Arm Mountain” near Dongjak. So break
a leg, gentlemen, for strained calves, reckless, amateur driving,
ankle-bending turns, mature skirt meat and cops hot on the heels of
orange shirted men will abound. Reconvene at the onsite for shite
sandwiches, cold beer and maybe a modest, law-friendly fire to add to
the sweltering heat and humidity. Keep volume to an absolute maximum
to lure out any strippers dressed as policewomen.

CAUTION: It’s getting hot and humid out there so take a bottle of
water and some telephone money on the run with you to avoid adding
another Hash-related injury to Longfellow’s rap sheet.

What: Run 2449.11 The “Longfellow of the Law” Run
When: Saturday, June 2nd, 4pm or 1600
Where: Dongjak Station Exit 2 on the ice blue Line No.4 and cinnamon
brown Line No.9
Hare: Longfellow
Hash Cash: 10000 won
On-After: ARA HOF

Erections:
Heave your flabby arse off the floor of that Itaewon dive, pile into a
Bulgwang-bound train at Itaewon Station at beige Line 6, wander out
after two stops at Samgakji Station and transfer to ice blue Line
No.4. Ride an Oido-bound train for three stops until you arrive at
Dongjak Station. Alight there, surface at Exit 2, breathe in the
smoggy air, look for “SH3” and arrows marked in chalk, follow them and
park yourself amongst some men in orange running shirts.