Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2449.7 “The Fence-Jumper Run” [05 May 2018, 1500/3PM]


Andale ese, arriba!

It’s cinco de mayo, pinche verga chupaleritos!  Gather your shot glasses, bandolero of tequila, and your favorite burrito recipe as we celebrate the Seoul way–probably getting hassled by the cops in a park (just like REAL Mexicans back in the US of A!).  GM Choopa Cabroan will lead you over the river and through the trash mountains, to Abuelita Kim’s hoochie, where you might be able to pay for a little bit of the old cuca mojada…. but only if you know the right way to say “soy conquistador, es mi derecho.”

What: Run No. 2449.7 “The Fence-Jumper Run”
When: Saturday, May 5th at 3pm or 1500
Where: World Cup Station Line 6 (Light Brown Line) Exit 3
Hare: GM Choopa Cabroan
Hash Cash: 10000 Won or 10 American pe$o$
On After: ARA HOF or maybe the nearby authentic Mexican bar “Baby Guinness”


Erections: Even if you were a drunk adashi in a sombrero, I’m sure you could find your way there: walk out of that transgender bar you frequent in Itaewon, and get on Line 6 toward Eungam.  Sit and stare at some skirt-meat for 11 stops, then hop off the train at World Cup Stadium Station.  Follow chalk from exit 3, the on-site is at some pavilions nearby.

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-J.Dog, Hon.Sec.