Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2449.3 “Hymen Stokes the Home Fires” [07 April 2018, 1500/3PM]



With the intrepid warriors off to ravage the streets of Hong Kong, Hymen has graciously volunteered to stay back with the wives & sweethearts, attempting to outlast that wily Englishman on the Seventh Drunken Night.  He’ll lay a trail from Seoul Station, where the bums gather in the balmy air to drink the local rotgut and compare foreskin infections.  It should be a real hoot!

What: SH3 Run 2449.3 “Hymen Stokes the Home Fires”
When: 07 April 2018, 1500 / 3PM
Where: Seoul Station (Line 4 / Light Blue Line), exit 15
Hares: Hymen, maybe Choopa, and it’s possible that EM Blank will stay back just to haunt this weekend’s trail in Seoul
Hash Cash: $10 / ₩10,000
On-After: I hear Hymen knows a place near Seoul Station, where the German beer flows and you can pay a girl to slowly shove a schnitzel up your arse….

ERECTIONS: Get to Seoul Station, you jackass!  It’s possibly the busiest station in the city.  Don’t know how to get there?  Jump in a cab, and tell the bastard to take you to Seoul Station.  Still don’t know?  Swim across the Han and go toward the big mountain in the north, I’m sure you’ll find it.

-J. Dog, Hon.Sec.