Gentlemen,
Despite corroborative evidence to the contrary Longfellow is in fact of Scottish heritage. To celebrate this sorry fact he’s haring a trail that signifies what Scots do best: drink, sing drunkenly and run…drunkenly from the tourist polis. And because Burns Night is just around the corner.
So gather ye all at Hapjeong Station to sink beer, sip whiskey, munch sandwiches and slur through some filthy sonnets, ballads, haiku, iambic pentameter etc in honor of Scotland’s finest poet, Robert Burns then stagger on to Seoul’s Scottish district of Hondae for a bash at Cocky Pub.
NOTE: Feel free to bring a Scottish themed joke, song, story or poem for circle.
Perhaps a member of the Commonwealth can provide any uninformed Hashers of Glaswegian kissing?
On! On!
What: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2441 “The Robert Burns Run”
When: Saturday January 20th 3pm or 1500 hours
Where: Hapjeong Station on Lines 2&6 (Green and Brown Lines) from Exit 2
Hare: Longfellow
Hash Cash: 10000 won or 10 Yankee dollars
On-After: Cocky Pub in Hongdae
Erections: get your fat arse to Hapjeong Station, and go out exit 2. It’s one of the busiest stations in the city, you discombobulated twit! Follow chalk from the exit to the on-site, and make sure to shout “on-fucking-on” repeatedly.
– Longfellow, Faithful Hare