Alright you pack of degenerates, listen up.

Spring has allegedly arrived, which means the air smells like a mix of cherry blossoms, thawing river mud, and poor life choices. The Han River is looking almost picturesque--if you ignore the couples aggressively pretending they're in a K-drama.

As for the trail: I've carefully designed a route that highlights the absolute worst this area has to offer. Expect long, flat stretches that lull you into a false sense of security before dumping you into confusing loops, pointless backtracking, and at least one section where you'll question whether I even like you. There may be mud. There will be regret. There is definitely a moment where you'll think, "this is stupid," and you'll be correct.

Scenery? Sure. You'll see bikes whizzing past, ajummas power-walking like they're training for the Olympics, and the occasional guy doing shirtless pull-ups like it's already July. Meanwhile, you'll be sweating through layers because spring in Seoul can't decide what the hell it is.

Trail marks will be there... probably. Keep your eyes open, your expectations low, and your sense of humor barely intact.

From Seoul station head south on line 4 to Ichon Station. Cum up for air at exit 4 and follow the arrows to the onsite. It is a ten minute walk.

Hare Line

April 4 - Hymen

April 11 - Hare needed

April 18 - Hare needed

April 25 - Hymen (ANZAC Day)

If you want to hare contact Hymen at jaykorea35@gmail.com