Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.26 “The Ladykillers Trail” [30 September 2017, 1600 / 4PM]

A Good Man is Hard to Find

Gather around my half-minds, let me tell you a story.

There is a brazen hasher in our midst, a cold-blooded calculating hare who lays trails so devious, some hashers of a lesser sex have been known to risk life and break limbs just to return to civilization (sadly, they weren’t forced to actually gnaw off said limbs).  Longfellow, unrepentant, is out to teach young apprentice Choopa the ways of causing bodily harm to a pack of drunken fools acting like wilting women on a streetcar named Menopause.  Come out and witness the carnage.  Do it for Woody, whose body is still somewhere out there by Suseo, no doubt decomposing quickly, covered in orange peels and makkeoli bottles from passing hikers.

What: Seoul Hash House Harriers Trail #2399.26

When: Saturday, 30 September 2017 4:00pm or 1600 hrs if you’re a right asshole

Where: World Cup Stadium Station, Exit 3 (Line 6/Light Brown Line)

Hare: Choopa Cabroan & Longfellow

Hash Cash: Won 10,000 or 10 Yankee dollars

Apres Trail: Pack’s choice

Erections: Follow chalk from exit 3, the on-site is at some pavilions nearby.

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– J. Dog, Hon.Sec