Hallo Harriers,

Long. Hard. Buckets of blood. Hideous scars you'd never let your fellow man see.

But enough about Nut n' Bone's vasectomy video!

Your Noble Hash Laureate who exercises his pencil with aplomb, Longfellow, invites you to run a trail he shall mark for the afternoon of Saturday, 6th December. Why? Well, he will have completed ten more revolutions around the sun in the Land of the Morning Calm. The date you just read marks the tenth anniversary of his arrival here. Since that time, he's laid trails Helen Keller could see, commandeered the Hash through the initial stages of a global plague, got married in a skirt, gone missing on an infamous Nth Run, charmed none of the Harriettes, and braved a trip to Hong Kong by sharing a room with Squishy. I swear I did not make that last one up.

Longfellow promises a trail marked with chalk that's a mix of Squishy's leftovers from last week and brand new purchases. It will be laid capably and competently, much like a sex tourist in Thailand.

On On!

Longfellow

DIRECTIONS FOR THE DISTANTLY-CHALLENGED: There are plenty of red buses that shoot straight for Gangnam across all the satellite cities. For example, there is the 5300 one can take from Osan Station to Gangnam Station. It only takes an hour. From the bus stop, you can easily find Exit 11 which is very nearby. If you can't find the pub when you surface at Exit 11, call the hare or type 왕스펍 into Kakaomaps. You could also type Wang's Pub into Google Maps. It works!

If no one steps up to hare, then you will be getting an Hon.Sec trail at a location that is convenient for the Hon.Sec.

13 Dec - Hare needed (possibly Bloodfish)

20 Dec - Solo Bukkake

27 Dec - Hare needed (Hon.Sec can do if no one else wants this slot)

03 Jan - Hare needed for the coveted New Year trail