Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.24 “Hymen Recovers From Surgery Trail” [16 September 2017, 1600 / 4PM]

Hmey 2399.24

Men of Seoul Hash,

One of our own recently experienced the horrors of surgery in Korea.  Your Hooch, Hymen, was only given a single bottle of soju, which he had to use for both sterilization and anusthesia, before they cut into his tender flesh.  He somehow managed to recover from that harrowing experience, scarred for life–but at least the ladies appreciate the extra 2.5 cm that they added to his dong!  Now, he’s hell-bent on punishing the pack with a shitty, short trail, where there will no doubt be dogs, Australian convicts, and prostitutes with VD.  Should be a fun time!

What: Seoul Hash House Harriers Trail #2399.24

When: Saturday, 16 September 2017 4:00pm and/or 1600 hrs

Where: Gongdeok Station, Exit 10 (Line 5/Purple Line AND Line 6/Light Brown Line)

Hare: Hymen

Hash Cash: Won 10,000 or 10 Yankee dollars

Apres Trail: ARA HOF, because it’s right next door

Erections: Follow chalk marks from Exit 10.  Give Hymen a call if you get lost, although he’s not much of a talker.

– J. Dog, Hon.Sec