Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.23 “Ultra & Blank Gamble With Our Lives” [9 September 2017, 1600 / 4PM]


Fellow Half-Minds,
Perhaps you believe you’ve run a trail or two.  Maybe you fancy yourself quite the star hasher–you’ve even been the wingee once or twice.  Well, Ultraman and Blank Space think you’re a damned lout, and they’re betting they can prove it!  Your life means nothing to these madmen, and they’ll gladly show you how treacherous the Gwacheon mountains can be.  EM Blank Space assures us that “this run should be expected to be the ‘Best Run of the Year”, and with uncharacteristic compassion for the pack, “the hares have arranged for good hashing weather too.”  I’m sure that means the mountain streams will run red with with hasher blood, and your Hon.Sec. will likely contract another communicable disease from tainted water.  Oh Blank, you’re such a card!

What: Seoul Hash House Harriers Trail #2399.23

When: Saturday, 9 September 2017 4:00pm and/or 1600 hrs

Where: Seoul Racecourse Park Station, Exit 6 (Line 4/Light Blue Line)

Hare: UltraMan, Blank Space

Hash Cash: Won 10,000 or 10 Yankee dollars

Apres Trail: ARA HOF, because the Hon.Sec. has some unfinished business to attend to

Erections: Follow chalk marks from Exit 6.  Don’t call the hares unless you want Ultra to call you a pussy in front of all of your friends.

– J. Dog, Hon.Sec