Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.17 “Sweaty Asscrack of Seoul” [22 July 2017, 1600 / 4PM]

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It’s hotter than hell in Seoul.  Summer is time for stamina food, repeating “ahh.. toe-whaaa” to yourself over and over, and checking out all the skirt meat in the gray light districts.  This Saturday, our very own illegitimate Australian, Hymen, will lead the Men in Orange on a romp through the outhouses, cathouses, homeless shanties, and doomsday cult buffoonery around Seoul Station.  Gird your loins, hock up your best loogies, and get your ass out to the hash!
What:  Seoul Hash House Harriers Trail #2399.17
When:  Saturday, 29 JULY 2017  4:00pm and/or 1600 hrs
Where:  Seoul Station, Exit 15 (yes mate, fucking fifteen–it’s on the backside of the station).
Hare:  Hymen
Hash Cash:  Won 10,000 or 10 Yankee dollars
Apres Trail:  TBD by the pack, probably Ara Hof
Erections:  Follow chalk from the exit, there’s a children’s hospital nearby that I’m sure we’ll somehow debauch–Hymen particularly wanted me to mention it.  37.553917, 126.967235
– J. Dog, Hon.Sec