Brothers of a Bastardly Bond,

No more heated Hoffs. No more cozy booths. No more witnessing dead ringers of Kim Jong-eun waddling into a sports bar and playing darts!

Rejoice for Longfellow is embracing tradition and taking an on-site for a winter Hash outside for the first time in forever. In the cold shadow of the national cemetery, a bonfire will be impossible, so bring your hotpacks, padded coats, and the warmth of your charming personalities to Dongjak Station. Then remove those coats, and lace up those shit-encrusted trainers for a shit-free trail of gorgeous park greenery and dog piss-flavoured pavements. If you make it back (and you will), there will be beer, banter, and the burning heart of brotherly bonding.

Apologies for all the alliteration.

Retards,

Longfelllow

Perfect if you're coming in from Gimpo Airport or the Airport Line. Just take Line 9. Line 4 passes through Seoul Station: the heart of the city. If you are coming from WAY DOWN SOUTH, take a red bus. There are plenty that stop at Sadang Station (three subway stops from the onsite) and even Dongjak Station.

Hareline

Jan 31 - Catfish or Joo Dog or maybe both

Feb 07 - Hymen

Feb 14 - On-Out-Stravaganza

Feb 21 - Hare needed