Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.5 “Generic Cultural Appropriation Run” [6 May 2017, 1500 / 3PM]

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Arriba, arriba, andale, puto gringos! It’s that time of year when Choopa Cabroan shames his family and cultural heritage by placating los gringos del norte with a trail for their “Mexican holiday”. Make your way to Dongnimmun Station for cultural insensitivity, trail, beer, and from-scratch Mexican food.


What: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.5 “Generic Cultural Appropriation Run”

When: 6 May 2017, 1500 / 3PM

Where: Dongnimmun Station Line 3 Exit 4

Hares: Chupa Cabrón y La Tormentita Blanca

Hash Cash: $10  / ₩10,000

Apres Trail: La concha de la puta que te creció! (or probably ARA HOF)


Make your way onto line #3 line and ride to Dongnimmun station (station #326) and exit from the #4 exit.  Then just follow the markings.


Proceed past the Yankee Army base heading west, and then turn right at Samgakji intersection. Continue straight, heading towards Seoul Station.  As you approach the Seoul Station area, make sure that your chariot is in one of the left lanes so that you can turn left at the major intersection opposite Seoul Station where the traffic in the right hand lanes must head towards the burnt offering to Korean protests known as Namdaemoon.  Do NOT head right towards Namdaemoon but instead turn left at that main intersection and stay left so that you can enter the tunnel just ahead and when you exit the tunnel continue straight for just two (2) kms.  You are now on what the Yankee Army lads refer to as MSR 1.
Note that point about 2 kms from Seoul Station when you approach the intersection where  the elevated highway becomes highly visible and you can also see the Independence Gate park area on your left, and having noted that landmark, turn left at that intersection, under the bridge.  This is also known as the Dongnimmun station intersection and you can find parking below the bridge in the area near the Park.  Climb out of your conveyance, and walk over to the #4 entrance/exit to Dongnimmun station, station #326 on Line #3, and look for markings to the on-on site that Victoria’s Secret swears will exist and which will guide you to the on-on without any problem whatsoever.


GPS: 37.573256, 126.955455