This Saturday marks 개천절 -- National Foundation Day, when we celebrate the mythical opening of heaven and the founding of Gojoseon, Korea's first kingdom. What better way to commemorate 4,000+ years of Korean history than by dragging a pack of degenerates 7-10 km through the heart of downtown Seoul? Trail will wind through the ancient capital, taking in palaces, old city walls, traditional neighborhoods, streams, and whatever other historical landmarks the hare can use to make the trail suitably confusing. Expect checks, false trails, questionable historical interpretation, and the possibility that GM Solo Bukkake has once again mistaken "opening of heaven" for an entirely different sort of activity.

We shall gather near Gwanghwamun Station Exit 1 at 1500 and head ON-ON from there. There should be plenty of opportunities for the hare to get the pack lost while pretending it is cultural enrichment. Come celebrate the birth of Korea, discover how much of Seoul you can cover before your legs give out, and finish the afternoon with a well-earned hof and several thousand years of questionable Korean history. ON-ON!

From Seoul Station head north on line 1 to Jongno3ga and transfer to line 5 and go one stop to Gwanghwamun station.

Hareline

Oct 10 - TFB

Oct 17 - N*th 2900 - Korea Aerospace Univ

Oct 21 - Hare needed

Oct 28 - Hare needed