My Wife Left Town with a Banana

My Wife Left Town with a Banana

by Carlos Borzenie Sr

My wife left town with a banana
Love’s a rotten deal!
Found that yellow devil hiding in her purse
He’s cold and he’s hard, but he’s got a peel
I hope it never happens to you
Some fruit breaks your marriage in two
My wife left town with a banana
My baby’s slippin’ away

My wife left town with a banana
I’m a jealous man
She found a six-inch latin lover
Now she does the tango with her right hand
And right now I could just die
He’s eating my banana cream pie!
My wife left town with a banana
My baby’s slippin’, my baby’s slippin’, my baby’s slippin’ away!