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  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4593" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/LeperCon-1-300x169.png" alt="LeperCon" width="300" height="169" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/LeperCon-1-300x169.png 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/LeperCon-1-768x432.png 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/LeperCon-1-195x110.png 195w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/LeperCon-1.png 960w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<p>SEOUL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS RUN NO. 2449.1 “LEPERCON’S LAMENT THROUGH THE VALLEY OF DEATH”<br />
*SCROLL DOWN FOR RECEDING HARELINE FOR AUGUST/ SEPTEMBER/ OCTOBER*<br />
*SAVE THE DATE FOR THE NTH RUN 19TH-20TH OCTOBER*</p>
<p>My fellow bastards,</p>
<p>We return to Compassionate King Mountain (normally referred to as Inwangsan) on which (our Kinder & Gentler, if sadder) EM LeperCon has returned from Thailand (sans LC Jr’s ashes) to his hideout, The Lair of the LeperCon. Even now, the ON-ON Site offers a panoramic … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4591" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    SEOUL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS RUN NO. 2449.1 “LEPERCON’S LAMENT THROUGH THE VALLEY OF DEATH”

    LeperCon

    SEOUL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS RUN NO. 2449.1 “LEPERCON’S LAMENT THROUGH THE VALLEY OF DEATH”
    *SCROLL DOWN FOR RECEDING HARELINE FOR AUGUST/ SEPTEMBER/ OCTOBER*
    *SAVE THE DATE FOR THE NTH RUN 19TH-20TH OCTOBER*

    My fellow bastards,

    We return to Compassionate King Mountain (normally referred to as Inwangsan) on which (our Kinder & Gentler, if sadder) EM LeperCon has returned from Thailand (sans LC Jr’s ashes) to his hideout, The Lair of the LeperCon. Even now, the ON-ON Site offers a panoramic … Read the rest

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  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4566" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Hyehwa-Hash-Photo-300x199.jpg" alt="Hyehwa Hash Photo" width="300" height="199" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Hyehwa-Hash-Photo-300x199.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Hyehwa-Hash-Photo-768x509.jpg 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Hyehwa-Hash-Photo-1024x678.jpg 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<p>*SCROLL DOWN FOR RECEDING HARELINE; LET THE HON. SEC KNOW IF YOU WANNA HARE AT LONGFELLOWOFTHEHASHLAW@GMAIL.COM*</p>
<p>Gentlemen of Seoul,</p>
<p>Remember Hyehwa? Remember the Dashing Dane, The Little Spermmaid’s first run with Seoul, the laidback on after bar serving Big Wave beer and the trip to Ultraman’s mate’s wedding where Longfellow behaved appallingly? Well, it’s time to stagger down memory lane and onback to Seoul’s theater district for beer on ice, ingredients of your choice on sandwiches, and chalk arrows on … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4565" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2499.20 Hyehwa Station Exit 3 on Line 4 (Saturday August 4th 1600/4pm)

    Hyehwa Hash Photo

    *SCROLL DOWN FOR RECEDING HARELINE; LET THE HON. SEC KNOW IF YOU WANNA HARE AT LONGFELLOWOFTHEHASHLAW@GMAIL.COM*

    Gentlemen of Seoul,

    Remember Hyehwa? Remember the Dashing Dane, The Little Spermmaid’s first run with Seoul, the laidback on after bar serving Big Wave beer and the trip to Ultraman’s mate’s wedding where Longfellow behaved appallingly? Well, it’s time to stagger down memory lane and onback to Seoul’s theater district for beer on ice, ingredients of your choice on sandwiches, and chalk arrows on … Read the rest

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  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4560" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/SH3-Dynimite-2-300x169.png" alt="SH3-Dynimite-2" width="300" height="169" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/SH3-Dynimite-2-300x169.png 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/SH3-Dynimite-2-768x432.png 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/SH3-Dynimite-2-195x110.png 195w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/SH3-Dynimite-2.png 960w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<p>*Scroll down for receding hareline. Let the Hon. Sec know if you wanna hare at longfellowofthehashlaw@gmail.com*</p>
<p>Gentlemen in orange,</p>
<p>Former Grand Master, Choopa Cabroan’s reign of terror is over. A new era, a new committee, a new dawn…same old Ultraman losing his shit over crappily-marked trails and breaks with circle traditions. Irregardless of this veteran Seoul Hasher’s incorrigible nature, he runs a mean trail. In his own words, he promises to lay a trail to exceed the disappointment of the … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4557" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run No. 2499.19 Ultraman Ushers in a New Dawn…With a Bang!!! (Saturday July 28th 4pm/1600)

    SH3-Dynimite-2

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    Gentlemen in orange,

    Former Grand Master, Choopa Cabroan’s reign of terror is over. A new era, a new committee, a new dawn…same old Ultraman losing his shit over crappily-marked trails and breaks with circle traditions. Irregardless of this veteran Seoul Hasher’s incorrigible nature, he runs a mean trail. In his own words, he promises to lay a trail to exceed the disappointment of the … Read the rest

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  • <p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4541" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/SHHH_2449.18.jpg" alt="SHHH_2449.18" width="500" height="293" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/SHHH_2449.18-300x176.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/SHHH_2449.18.jpg 500w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></p>
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<p>***  CHANGEE TO ONSU EXIT 2 ***</p>
<p>Esteemed gentlemen of Seoul Hash,</p>
<p>GM Choopa Cabroan, having completed a successful year at the helm of this orangee ship of fools, declares “mission complete”, and passes off the bedpan to some other jackass willing to deal with constant phone calls from the EM’s.  You are cordially invited to Onsu Station this Saturday for trail, burritos, and beer as the Hash celebrates the GM changeover.  Who will be the next GM?  We’ll … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4540" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2449.18 “The GM Changeover” [21 Jul 2018, 1600/4PM]

    SHHH_2449.18

     

    ***  CHANGEE TO ONSU EXIT 2 ***

    Esteemed gentlemen of Seoul Hash,

    GM Choopa Cabroan, having completed a successful year at the helm of this orangee ship of fools, declares “mission complete”, and passes off the bedpan to some other jackass willing to deal with constant phone calls from the EM’s.  You are cordially invited to Onsu Station this Saturday for trail, burritos, and beer as the Hash celebrates the GM changeover.  Who will be the next GM?  We’ll … Read the rest

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  • <p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4535" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/SHHH_2449.17.jpg" alt="SHHH_2449.17" width="500" height="331" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/SHHH_2449.17-300x199.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/SHHH_2449.17.jpg 500w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></p>
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<p>My Brothers,</p>
<p>Faithful hare and former GM HHIT has been listening to a lot of Marvin Gaye, as of late.  He’s been groovin, swayin, and gettin his head inside the beat… and thinks he’s finally cracked the code.  He heard it through the grapevine, that your body needs a certain kind of healing at the Double Pagoda… the kind where you get it on all evening long as you stumble your way through forests, gnats, ROK government agents, and … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4534" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2449.17 “Ain’t No Mountain Run” [14 Jul 2018, 1600/4PM]

    SHHH_2449.17

     

    My Brothers,

    Faithful hare and former GM HHIT has been listening to a lot of Marvin Gaye, as of late.  He’s been groovin, swayin, and gettin his head inside the beat… and thinks he’s finally cracked the code.  He heard it through the grapevine, that your body needs a certain kind of healing at the Double Pagoda… the kind where you get it on all evening long as you stumble your way through forests, gnats, ROK government agents, and … Read the rest

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  • <p><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-4530" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/SHHH_2559.16-1024x576.jpg" alt="SHHH_2559.16" width="620" height="349" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/SHHH_2559.16-300x169.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/SHHH_2559.16-768x432.jpg 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/SHHH_2559.16-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/SHHH_2559.16-195x110.jpg 195w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/SHHH_2559.16.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px" /></p>
<p>Men of Seoul Hash</p>
<p>International Dicklomat, the only man to bag an amateur in Hong Kong, will be forced to leave the ROK soon.  He’s hoping to acquire a little “dicklomatic immunity” in these last days before port call, so that Miss Lee can’t give him a case of that good ol’ VD.  His current plan is to rub garlic and kimchi all over his gochu…. but it’s hard to tell if that will repel or reel in these doenjang … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4529" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2449.16 “Dicklomatic Immunity!” [07 Jul 2018, 1600/4PM]

    SHHH_2559.16

    Men of Seoul Hash

    International Dicklomat, the only man to bag an amateur in Hong Kong, will be forced to leave the ROK soon.  He’s hoping to acquire a little “dicklomatic immunity” in these last days before port call, so that Miss Lee can’t give him a case of that good ol’ VD.  His current plan is to rub garlic and kimchi all over his gochu…. but it’s hard to tell if that will repel or reel in these doenjang … Read the rest

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  • <p><img class="alignnone  wp-image-4526" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Blank-Run.jpg" alt="Blank Run" width="289" height="407" /></p>
<p>My Brothers,</p>
<p>EM BlankSpace is back from a harrowing trip to the land of tea and shoddy dental work…. and I’m sure he neglected to bring us any expired pork pies.  He will, however, bring the plans for what promises to be the best trail of the week, possibly even the fortnight.  There’s plenty of IPA left in the cooler, and the police can’t possibly get mad at us for cooking hot dogs on concrete under a bridge–so come on … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4525" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2449.15 “Blank SpaceBalls” [30 Jun 2018, 1600/4PM]

    Blank Run

    My Brothers,

    EM BlankSpace is back from a harrowing trip to the land of tea and shoddy dental work…. and I’m sure he neglected to bring us any expired pork pies.  He will, however, bring the plans for what promises to be the best trail of the week, possibly even the fortnight.  There’s plenty of IPA left in the cooler, and the police can’t possibly get mad at us for cooking hot dogs on concrete under a bridge–so come on … Read the rest

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  • <p><img class="alignnone wp-image-4510" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/nth-run-13-Jun-2015-3.jpg" alt="nth run 13 Jun 2015 (3)" width="508" height="381" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/nth-run-13-Jun-2015-3-300x225.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/nth-run-13-Jun-2015-3-768x576.jpg 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/nth-run-13-Jun-2015-3.jpg 960w" sizes="(max-width: 508px) 100vw, 508px" /></p>
<p>Dear Drunken Bastards,</p>
<p>The 46th Analversary is upon us.  Join the Seoul Hash to celebrate another year of keeping those red commies on the other side of the 38th parallel.  We’ll kick it off with a dinner of greasy grilled pig at Seoul Hash’s favorite restaurant, Doraganun Samgakji (where they don’t mind the occasional fight, or a little light property damage) Friday night, and then a fantastic trail that gives great view at Ground Zero on Saturday, followed by top-shelf … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4509" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2449.14 “The 46th Analversary Special” [23 Jun 2018, 1600/4PM]

    nth run 13 Jun 2015 (3)

    Dear Drunken Bastards,

    The 46th Analversary is upon us.  Join the Seoul Hash to celebrate another year of keeping those red commies on the other side of the 38th parallel.  We’ll kick it off with a dinner of greasy grilled pig at Seoul Hash’s favorite restaurant, Doraganun Samgakji (where they don’t mind the occasional fight, or a little light property damage) Friday night, and then a fantastic trail that gives great view at Ground Zero on Saturday, followed by top-shelf … Read the rest

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  • <p><img class="alignnone wp-image-4504" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/SHHH_2449.13.jpg" alt="SHHH_2449.13" width="452" height="290" /></p>
<p>Brothers,</p>
<p>In light of the fact that they’re getting ready to shut the lights off at USFK HQ after the Singapore Summit, all of our military-affiliated brethren will probably be too busy to lay a trail this weekend.  So loyal hare and Hash Hooch, Hymen, has volunteered to lead the pack on a delightful jaunt through a neighborhood he’s never hared at before–Hyochang Park.  I hear there’s a famous statue of a terrorist throwing an IED there!  Come out this … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4503" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2449.13 “Yankee Run Home” [16 Jun 2018, 1600/4PM]

    SHHH_2449.13

    Brothers,

    In light of the fact that they’re getting ready to shut the lights off at USFK HQ after the Singapore Summit, all of our military-affiliated brethren will probably be too busy to lay a trail this weekend.  So loyal hare and Hash Hooch, Hymen, has volunteered to lead the pack on a delightful jaunt through a neighborhood he’s never hared at before–Hyochang Park.  I hear there’s a famous statue of a terrorist throwing an IED there!  Come out this … Read the rest

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  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4497" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/wlLqoYU-300x300.jpg" alt="wlLqoYU" width="300" height="300" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/wlLqoYU-150x150.jpg 150w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/wlLqoYU-300x300.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/wlLqoYU-768x768.jpg 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/wlLqoYU-36x36.jpg 36w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/wlLqoYU-115x115.jpg 115w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/wlLqoYU.jpg 780w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
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<p>Gentleman Wanks,</p>
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<p>This week on the momentous date of 6/9, SH3’s own Squishy promises a trail to suck dry our stamina and blow our minds. With expectations flipped and beliefs inverted, the hare will leave us begging for more. Spit out your apprehensions and swallow your pride, this Saturday shall provide pleasure for all parties involved.</p>
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<p>WHAT: SEOUL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS RUN 2449.12, Squishy’s “Twat A Lovely Date”</p>
<p>WHEN: 9 June 2018, 1600 / 4PM</p>
<p>WHERE: Bangbae … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4498" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    SEOUL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS RUN 2449.12 [Squishy’s “Twat A Lovely Date”, 9 June 2018, 1600 / 4PM]

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    Gentleman Wanks,

     

    This week on the momentous date of 6/9, SH3’s own Squishy promises a trail to suck dry our stamina and blow our minds. With expectations flipped and beliefs inverted, the hare will leave us begging for more. Spit out your apprehensions and swallow your pride, this Saturday shall provide pleasure for all parties involved.

     

    WHAT: SEOUL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS RUN 2449.12, Squishy’s “Twat A Lovely Date”

    WHEN: 9 June 2018, 1600 / 4PM

    WHERE: Bangbae … Read the rest

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