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<p>Seoul Half-Minds,</p>
<p>This weekend, Snake will take us on a meandering jaunt through Sinsa-dong, probably chased by the all-feared Tourist Police, since it’s an upscale neighborhood.  Come for the run, stay for the idiotic GP making a fool of himself, get drunk on the beer.  Snake has personally promised me that this will certainly be the best run of the week… even EM BlankSpace can’t complain about that one.</p>
<p>When: 17 Feb 2018, 1500 / 3pm<br />
Where: Sinsa Station, Line … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4403" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2445 “Escape from Sinsa-dong!” [17 February 2018, 1500/3PM]

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    Seoul Half-Minds,

    This weekend, Snake will take us on a meandering jaunt through Sinsa-dong, probably chased by the all-feared Tourist Police, since it’s an upscale neighborhood.  Come for the run, stay for the idiotic GP making a fool of himself, get drunk on the beer.  Snake has personally promised me that this will certainly be the best run of the week… even EM BlankSpace can’t complain about that one.

    When: 17 Feb 2018, 1500 / 3pm
    Where: Sinsa Station, Line … Read the rest

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<p>Men Of Orangee:</p>
<p>I feel like I don’t need to say much more than this most excellent run graphic.  Just fucking LOOK at it!</p>
<p>When: 10 Feb 2018, 1500 / 3pm<br />
Where: Jeongja Station, Shinbundang Line (new Red Line) Exit 6<br />
Hare: Squishy (aka “Travel Insurance”)<br />
Hash Cash: 10USD / 10,000won<br />
Apres Trail: Squishy’s lady-friend’s noraebang</p>
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<p><strong>**** SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: BRING A FLASHLIGHT ****</strong></p>
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<p>Erections: From your favorite barstool in Itaewon, get on Line 6 (the only line available) … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4398" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2444 “See-men Running” [10 February 2018, 1500/3PM]

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    Men Of Orangee:

    I feel like I don’t need to say much more than this most excellent run graphic.  Just fucking LOOK at it!

    When: 10 Feb 2018, 1500 / 3pm
    Where: Jeongja Station, Shinbundang Line (new Red Line) Exit 6
    Hare: Squishy (aka “Travel Insurance”)
    Hash Cash: 10USD / 10,000won
    Apres Trail: Squishy’s lady-friend’s noraebang

     

    **** SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS: BRING A FLASHLIGHT ****

     

    Erections: From your favorite barstool in Itaewon, get on Line 6 (the only line available) … Read the rest

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<p>My brothers,</p>
<p>Perhaps you weren’t aware that this past week, we celebrated EM Farty Breath’s birthday.  He was wont to take the pack to the fantastic Paris Grille at the Hyatt Hotel to celebrate this yearly occurrence–a delicious cacophony of lamb chops and delicate omelettes, with a backdrop of drunkenness and the occasional plea from management to shut the hell up.  In his memory, we’ll meet at the pagoda in front of the Hyatt, and run around in the cold … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4392" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2443 “A Good Time Was Had By All” [03 February 2018, 1500/3PM]

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    My brothers,

    Perhaps you weren’t aware that this past week, we celebrated EM Farty Breath’s birthday.  He was wont to take the pack to the fantastic Paris Grille at the Hyatt Hotel to celebrate this yearly occurrence–a delicious cacophony of lamb chops and delicate omelettes, with a backdrop of drunkenness and the occasional plea from management to shut the hell up.  In his memory, we’ll meet at the pagoda in front of the Hyatt, and run around in the cold … Read the rest

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<p>Gentledrunks,</p>
<p>International Dicklomat wants to show you a few things about Chungmuro, and he’s willing to wave the delicious aroma of dogmeat around in front of your face in order to get you there.  He promised me personally that there is a restaurant where he goes for dog eyeball stew that will make your mouth water, and he’ll be running the pack right past that location.  Your Hon.Sec. may also come up with some champagne for a few splashes, … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4388" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2442 “Chungmuro Doggy Dash” [27 January 2018, 1500/3PM]

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    Gentledrunks,

    International Dicklomat wants to show you a few things about Chungmuro, and he’s willing to wave the delicious aroma of dogmeat around in front of your face in order to get you there.  He promised me personally that there is a restaurant where he goes for dog eyeball stew that will make your mouth water, and he’ll be running the pack right past that location.  Your Hon.Sec. may also come up with some champagne for a few splashes, … Read the rest

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<p style="text-align: left;">Gentlemen,</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Despite corroborative evidence to the contrary Longfellow is in fact of Scottish heritage. To celebrate this sorry fact he’s haring a trail that signifies what Scots do best: drink, sing drunkenly and run…drunkenly from the tourist polis. And because Burns Night is just around the corner.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">So gather ye all at Hapjeong Station to sink beer, sip whiskey, munch sandwiches and slur through some filthy sonnets, ballads, haiku, iambic pentameter etc in honor of Scotland’s finest poet, Robert Burns … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4379" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2441 “The Robert Burns Run” [20 January 2018, 1500/3PM]

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    Gentlemen,

    Despite corroborative evidence to the contrary Longfellow is in fact of Scottish heritage. To celebrate this sorry fact he’s haring a trail that signifies what Scots do best: drink, sing drunkenly and run…drunkenly from the tourist polis. And because Burns Night is just around the corner.

    So gather ye all at Hapjeong Station to sink beer, sip whiskey, munch sandwiches and slur through some filthy sonnets, ballads, haiku, iambic pentameter etc in honor of Scotland’s finest poet, Robert Burns … Read the rest

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<p>My brothers,</p>
<p>I’m not sure if you’ve heard this, but Hymen’s wife is a bigwig in Seoul City government.  Maybe you’ve never heard him mention it….?  Anyway, his wife claims that as of 01 January, it is now really & truly illegal to drink beer in public parks (not like those other three times in the past few years that they tried to pull this same shit–this time it’s for real!).  That said, we’ll be at World Cup Stadium Park … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4376" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2440 “The Hare Challenges The Police” [13 January 2018, 1500/3PM]

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    My brothers,

    I’m not sure if you’ve heard this, but Hymen’s wife is a bigwig in Seoul City government.  Maybe you’ve never heard him mention it….?  Anyway, his wife claims that as of 01 January, it is now really & truly illegal to drink beer in public parks (not like those other three times in the past few years that they tried to pull this same shit–this time it’s for real!).  That said, we’ll be at World Cup Stadium Park … Read the rest

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<p>Gentlemen of the Seoul Hash,</p>
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<p>Another year has cum and gone, as your ladyboy toys in Thailand are wont to do so often, and the Seoul Hash Cummittee members feel that you’ve all gotten a little soft and pudgy in your ways.  Tsk, tsk.  In order to tighten it up, we plan to run you like a pack of rabid dogs.  In honor of 2018, the Year of the Dog in the Korean Zodiac on the Korean Calendar, which … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4372" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2439 “Year of the Dog Run” [06 January 2018, 1500/3PM]

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    Gentlemen of the Seoul Hash,

     

    Another year has cum and gone, as your ladyboy toys in Thailand are wont to do so often, and the Seoul Hash Cummittee members feel that you’ve all gotten a little soft and pudgy in your ways.  Tsk, tsk.  In order to tighten it up, we plan to run you like a pack of rabid dogs.  In honor of 2018, the Year of the Dog in the Korean Zodiac on the Korean Calendar, which … Read the rest

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<p>Brothers,</p>
<p>EM BlankSpace is back from warmer climes, and he’s full of piss & vinegar, ready to tear the Hon.Sec.’s head clean off.  He spent the past few weeks in Bangkok-town, visiting all of EM DODIC’s favorite ladyboy haunts to wag his finger derisively at the sinners, and now he’s ready to set us all straight on what it means to be an EM in the finest hash in all of east Asia.  Yes, he has threatened stern castigation, public … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4365" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2438 “EM’s Public Castigation” [30 December 2017, 1500/3PM]

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    Brothers,

    EM BlankSpace is back from warmer climes, and he’s full of piss & vinegar, ready to tear the Hon.Sec.’s head clean off.  He spent the past few weeks in Bangkok-town, visiting all of EM DODIC’s favorite ladyboy haunts to wag his finger derisively at the sinners, and now he’s ready to set us all straight on what it means to be an EM in the finest hash in all of east Asia.  Yes, he has threatened stern castigation, public … Read the rest

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<p>Dear Grinches,</p>
<p>Please join us at Sungkyunkwan Station this Saturday for a roaring fire, chili dogs, beer, and ultra-secret Seoul Hash Christmas carols.  Marvel at the GM’s voice!  Watch the Hon.Sec. get piss-drunk!  Hear the wise words of the Hooch!  Yes, all of your favorite characters will be there… under a bridge, near an illegal building supply company, getting barked at by that same goddamned dog.  The hares promise not to send you into the lake, and there will be … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4359" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2437 “A Very Seoul ChristmaSHHH” [23 December 2017, 1500/3PM]

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    Dear Grinches,

    Please join us at Sungkyunkwan Station this Saturday for a roaring fire, chili dogs, beer, and ultra-secret Seoul Hash Christmas carols.  Marvel at the GM’s voice!  Watch the Hon.Sec. get piss-drunk!  Hear the wise words of the Hooch!  Yes, all of your favorite characters will be there… under a bridge, near an illegal building supply company, getting barked at by that same goddamned dog.  The hares promise not to send you into the lake, and there will be … Read the rest

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<div>Gentlemen,</div>
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<div>It’s cold outside–really cold.  What better place to go than West Seoul, just south of the river where NK artillery can still reach us, and the people are packed into the neighborhoods like sardines in a can?  This weekend, your Hon.Sec. will lead the pack over hill and dale, through the urban wildscapes to Grandmother’s house, where  hopefully we’ll be served beer and a side of handjob…. if you’ve got the money.  Don’t forget your hand-warmers!</div>
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<div>When: 16 Dec … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4347" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></div>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2436 “West Seoul Blues Run” [16 December 2017, 1500/3PM]

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    Gentlemen,
    It’s cold outside–really cold.  What better place to go than West Seoul, just south of the river where NK artillery can still reach us, and the people are packed into the neighborhoods like sardines in a can?  This weekend, your Hon.Sec. will lead the pack over hill and dale, through the urban wildscapes to Grandmother’s house, where  hopefully we’ll be served beer and a side of handjob…. if you’ve got the money.  Don’t forget your hand-warmers!
    When: 16 Dec … Read the rest

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