About Author: Nathan Lahr

Posts by Nathan Lahr

  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4593" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/LeperCon-1-300x169.png" alt="LeperCon" width="300" height="169" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/LeperCon-1-300x169.png 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/LeperCon-1-768x432.png 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/LeperCon-1-195x110.png 195w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/LeperCon-1.png 960w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<p>SEOUL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS RUN NO. 2449.1 “LEPERCON’S LAMENT THROUGH THE VALLEY OF DEATH”<br />
*SCROLL DOWN FOR RECEDING HARELINE FOR AUGUST/ SEPTEMBER/ OCTOBER*<br />
*SAVE THE DATE FOR THE NTH RUN 19TH-20TH OCTOBER*</p>
<p>My fellow bastards,</p>
<p>We return to Compassionate King Mountain (normally referred to as Inwangsan) on which (our Kinder & Gentler, if sadder) EM LeperCon has returned from Thailand (sans LC Jr’s ashes) to his hideout, The Lair of the LeperCon. Even now, the ON-ON Site offers a panoramic … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4591" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    SEOUL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS RUN NO. 2449.1 “LEPERCON’S LAMENT THROUGH THE VALLEY OF DEATH”

    LeperCon

    SEOUL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS RUN NO. 2449.1 “LEPERCON’S LAMENT THROUGH THE VALLEY OF DEATH”
    *SCROLL DOWN FOR RECEDING HARELINE FOR AUGUST/ SEPTEMBER/ OCTOBER*
    *SAVE THE DATE FOR THE NTH RUN 19TH-20TH OCTOBER*

    My fellow bastards,

    We return to Compassionate King Mountain (normally referred to as Inwangsan) on which (our Kinder & Gentler, if sadder) EM LeperCon has returned from Thailand (sans LC Jr’s ashes) to his hideout, The Lair of the LeperCon. Even now, the ON-ON Site offers a panoramic … Read the rest

    Continue Reading...

  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4497" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/wlLqoYU-300x300.jpg" alt="wlLqoYU" width="300" height="300" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/wlLqoYU-150x150.jpg 150w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/wlLqoYU-300x300.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/wlLqoYU-768x768.jpg 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/wlLqoYU-36x36.jpg 36w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/wlLqoYU-115x115.jpg 115w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/wlLqoYU.jpg 780w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<p> </p>
<p>Gentleman Wanks,</p>
<p> </p>
<p>This week on the momentous date of 6/9, SH3’s own Squishy promises a trail to suck dry our stamina and blow our minds. With expectations flipped and beliefs inverted, the hare will leave us begging for more. Spit out your apprehensions and swallow your pride, this Saturday shall provide pleasure for all parties involved.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>WHAT: SEOUL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS RUN 2449.12, Squishy’s “Twat A Lovely Date”</p>
<p>WHEN: 9 June 2018, 1600 / 4PM</p>
<p>WHERE: Bangbae … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4498" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    SEOUL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS RUN 2449.12 [Squishy’s “Twat A Lovely Date”, 9 June 2018, 1600 / 4PM]

    wlLqoYU

     

    Gentleman Wanks,

     

    This week on the momentous date of 6/9, SH3’s own Squishy promises a trail to suck dry our stamina and blow our minds. With expectations flipped and beliefs inverted, the hare will leave us begging for more. Spit out your apprehensions and swallow your pride, this Saturday shall provide pleasure for all parties involved.

     

    WHAT: SEOUL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS RUN 2449.12, Squishy’s “Twat A Lovely Date”

    WHEN: 9 June 2018, 1600 / 4PM

    WHERE: Bangbae … Read the rest

    Continue Reading...

  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4290" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Jason-Voorhees-212x300.jpg" alt="Jason Voorhees" width="212" height="300" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Jason-Voorhees-212x300.jpg 212w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Jason-Voorhees.jpg 500w" sizes="(max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px" /></p>
<p>NOTE THE TIME CHANGE!</p>
<p>Brothers, this Saturday our own Hooch Hymen will hare a trail for those of us who will have survived the previous night’s Jason Voorhees slasher antics. Come and join us at Seoul Station as we reflect on the gift of life and recall memories of all those poor bastards culled from humanity, and not a moment too soon. Come out and enjoy beer, trail, chow, and survivors’ guilt.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>What: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.28 … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4289" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.28 “Jason Voorhees Survivors’ Trail” [14 Saturday 2017, 1500/3PM]

    Jason Voorhees

    NOTE THE TIME CHANGE!

    Brothers, this Saturday our own Hooch Hymen will hare a trail for those of us who will have survived the previous night’s Jason Voorhees slasher antics. Come and join us at Seoul Station as we reflect on the gift of life and recall memories of all those poor bastards culled from humanity, and not a moment too soon. Come out and enjoy beer, trail, chow, and survivors’ guilt.

     

    What: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.28 … Read the rest

    Continue Reading...

  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4208" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beer-forest-waterfall_LR-300x199.jpg" alt="beer-forest-waterfall_LR" width="300" height="199" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beer-forest-waterfall_LR-300x199.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beer-forest-waterfall_LR-768x510.jpg 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/beer-forest-waterfall_LR.jpg 1007w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<p>Brothers, this week American History Xcellent and JooDog invite you to the north side of town for their “4 4rests” run. Help us bring chaos to this otherwise peaceful area, and you shall be rewarded with trail, beer, chow, and camaraderie.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>What: Seoul Hash Harriers Run 2399.15 “The 4 4rests”</p>
<p>Where: Wolgye Station Line 1 Exit 1</p>
<p>When: 15 July 2017, 1600 / 4PM</p>
<p>Hares: American History Xcellent and JooDog</p>
<p>Hash Cash: $10 / ₩10,000</p>
<p>Apres Trail: Adventure!</p>
<p> … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4207" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.15 “The 4 4rests” [15 July 2017, 1600 / 4PM]

    beer-forest-waterfall_LR

    Brothers, this week American History Xcellent and JooDog invite you to the north side of town for their “4 4rests” run. Help us bring chaos to this otherwise peaceful area, and you shall be rewarded with trail, beer, chow, and camaraderie.

     

    What: Seoul Hash Harriers Run 2399.15 “The 4 4rests”

    Where: Wolgye Station Line 1 Exit 1

    When: 15 July 2017, 1600 / 4PM

    Hares: American History Xcellent and JooDog

    Hash Cash: $10 / ₩10,000

    Apres Trail: Adventure!

     … Read the rest

    Continue Reading...

  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4170" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Leprecons-300x98.jpg" alt="Leprecons" width="300" height="98" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Leprecons-300x98.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Leprecons.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<p>My fellow bastards,</p>
<p>We start the new Hash Year with a new GM (who will be disregarded by his absence) <em>and </em>a flat run (on average) on Compassionate King Mountain (normally referred to as Inwangsan) on which (our Kinder & Gentler) EM LeperCon has recently installed his new – and perhaps last – hideout, The Lair of the LeperCon.  The intended ON-ON Site offers a panoramic view of NW Seoul while the trail offers view that should make the most … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4169" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.12 “The Lair of the LeperCon Leap” [24 June 2017, 1600 / 4PM]

    Leprecons

    My fellow bastards,

    We start the new Hash Year with a new GM (who will be disregarded by his absence) and a flat run (on average) on Compassionate King Mountain (normally referred to as Inwangsan) on which (our Kinder & Gentler) EM LeperCon has recently installed his new – and perhaps last – hideout, The Lair of the LeperCon.  The intended ON-ON Site offers a panoramic view of NW Seoul while the trail offers view that should make the most … Read the rest

    Continue Reading...

  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4166" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Soju-Samgyupsal-300x200.jpg" alt="Soju Samgyupsal" width="300" height="200" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Soju-Samgyupsal-300x200.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Soju-Samgyupsal-768x512.jpg 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Soju-Samgyupsal.jpg 960w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<p>Brothers, our kennel being one of strict observance regarding traditions, we have no choice but to converge at Samgakji for Samgyupsal for our Analversary Pre-lube. Follow the map for a 1900 / 7PM initiation of engorgement. Pre-prelube will occur on the other side of the main drag at 1700 / 5PM at Fundoori (exit 7). Feast and build your energy stores for the following day’s undoubtedly challenging trail.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>What: Pre-Analversary, Pre-Carousing Dinner</p>
<p>Where: Dolaganeun Galbi, Samgakji (refer to the … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4165" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers 45th Analversary Pre-lube Dinner [16 June 2017, 1900 / 7PM]

    Soju Samgyupsal

    Brothers, our kennel being one of strict observance regarding traditions, we have no choice but to converge at Samgakji for Samgyupsal for our Analversary Pre-lube. Follow the map for a 1900 / 7PM initiation of engorgement. Pre-prelube will occur on the other side of the main drag at 1700 / 5PM at Fundoori (exit 7). Feast and build your energy stores for the following day’s undoubtedly challenging trail.

     

    What: Pre-Analversary, Pre-Carousing Dinner

    Where: Dolaganeun Galbi, Samgakji (refer to the … Read the rest

    Continue Reading...

  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4163" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/SH3-45th-FB-Announcement-1-300x169.jpg" alt="SH3 45th FB Announcement (1)" width="300" height="169" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/SH3-45th-FB-Announcement-1-300x169.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/SH3-45th-FB-Announcement-1-768x432.jpg 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/SH3-45th-FB-Announcement-1-195x110.jpg 195w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/SH3-45th-FB-Announcement-1.jpg 960w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<p>Gentleman Harriers of the Seoul Hash House Harriers,</p>
<p>You are cordially invited to the Seoul Hash House Harriers 45th Analversary and GM changeover. Come join us for trail, beer, chow, swag, and the best damn circle in the Eastern Hemisphere!</p>
<p>What: SH3 Run 2399.11 “The 45th Analversary / GM Changeover”</p>
<div class="text_exposed_show">
<p>When: 17 June 2017, 1600 / 4PM</p>
<p>Where: The Heungbu Nongjang restaurant</p>
<p>Hares: UltrMan and JooDog</p>
<p>Hash Cash: $30 / ₩30,000 (Includes meal, beer, patch, and polo shirt)</p>
</div>
<p>ERECTIONS: You … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4162" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House HarriersRun 2399.11 “The 45th Analversary / GM Changeover”

    SH3 45th FB Announcement (1)

    Gentleman Harriers of the Seoul Hash House Harriers,

    You are cordially invited to the Seoul Hash House Harriers 45th Analversary and GM changeover. Come join us for trail, beer, chow, swag, and the best damn circle in the Eastern Hemisphere!

    What: SH3 Run 2399.11 “The 45th Analversary / GM Changeover”

    When: 17 June 2017, 1600 / 4PM

    Where: The Heungbu Nongjang restaurant

    Hares: UltrMan and JooDog

    Hash Cash: $30 / ₩30,000 (Includes meal, beer, patch, and polo shirt)

    ERECTIONS: You … Read the rest

    Continue Reading...

  • <p>*Make your way past the post to enjoy this week’s installment of Duncan No Nuts’ Hash Tribune.*</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4160" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Namtaeryong-Landing-224x300.jpg" alt="Namtaeryong Landing" width="224" height="300" /></p>
<p>Brothers, this week Choopa takes us on a Namtaeryong Landing, honoring the soldiers who stormed Normandy and changed the course of history, this week 1944. The violence may turn your stomach, but the victory will be total! Head to the pack’s favorite double pagoda just on the southern edge of Seoul city, for trail, beer, chow, and camaraderie.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>What: Seoul Hash House … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4159" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.10 “Namtaeryong Landing” [10 June 2017, 1600 / 4PM]

    *Make your way past the post to enjoy this week’s installment of Duncan No Nuts’ Hash Tribune.*

    Namtaeryong Landing

    Brothers, this week Choopa takes us on a Namtaeryong Landing, honoring the soldiers who stormed Normandy and changed the course of history, this week 1944. The violence may turn your stomach, but the victory will be total! Head to the pack’s favorite double pagoda just on the southern edge of Seoul city, for trail, beer, chow, and camaraderie.

     

    What: Seoul Hash House … Read the rest

    Continue Reading...

  • <p>*Be sure to scroll all the way past this post to read Dunkin’NoNuts’ weekly account in the new Hash Tribunal , immediately following this post*</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4156" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/True-Grit-300x169.jpg" alt="True Grit" width="300" height="169" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/True-Grit-300x169.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/True-Grit-768x432.jpg 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/True-Grit-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/True-Grit-195x110.jpg 195w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/True-Grit.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<p>Brothers, this week JM HHIT shows us the meaning of “True Grit” as he challenges the pack to a date up Yongmasan. Our hare has of course recently conquered physical debilitation and alcoholic inebriation and offers us a trail of celebration. Make your way to the west side of Seoul, “Fill yer hand” with a … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4155" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.9 HHIT’s “True Grit” Run [3 June 2017, 1600/4PM]

    *Be sure to scroll all the way past this post to read Dunkin’NoNuts’ weekly account in the new Hash Tribunal , immediately following this post*

    True Grit

    Brothers, this week JM HHIT shows us the meaning of “True Grit” as he challenges the pack to a date up Yongmasan. Our hare has of course recently conquered physical debilitation and alcoholic inebriation and offers us a trail of celebration. Make your way to the west side of Seoul, “Fill yer hand” with a … Read the rest

    Continue Reading...

  • <p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4153" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Hash-Hell-300x188.jpg" alt="Hash Hell" width="300" height="188" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Hash-Hell-300x188.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Hash-Hell-768x480.jpg 768w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Hash-Hell-1024x640.jpg 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<p>Brothers, this week we’re going down to Hell. Hash Hell, that is, down to Jije Station in Pyeongtaek. Come on out and join American History Xcellent and Choopa Cabroan as we show the gentlemen from lesser running clubs why The Men in Orange are the baddest devils of them all. (Note: This is the beginning of summer hours, 1600 / 4PM start)</p>
<p> </p>
<p>What: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.8 “Down in Hash Hell”</p>
<p>When: 27 May 2017, 1600 / … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=4152" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.8 “Down in Hash Hell” [27 May 2017, 1600 / 4PM] **NOTE THE TIME CHANGE**

    Hash Hell

    Brothers, this week we’re going down to Hell. Hash Hell, that is, down to Jije Station in Pyeongtaek. Come on out and join American History Xcellent and Choopa Cabroan as we show the gentlemen from lesser running clubs why The Men in Orange are the baddest devils of them all. (Note: This is the beginning of summer hours, 1600 / 4PM start)

     

    What: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2399.8 “Down in Hash Hell”

    When: 27 May 2017, 1600 / … Read the rest

    Continue Reading...