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Faithful Hare 2000-2001 Faithful Hare 2009-2010 Hash Horn 2010-2011 Grand Master 2011-2012 Joint Master 2012-2013

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  • <p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3819" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/2003_-_Come_as_You_are_Coburn_mix.jpg" alt="2003_-_Come_as_You_are_Coburn_mix" width="300" height="300" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/2003_-_Come_as_You_are_Coburn_mix-150x150.jpg 150w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/2003_-_Come_as_You_are_Coburn_mix-36x36.jpg 36w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/2003_-_Come_as_You_are_Coburn_mix-115x115.jpg 115w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/2003_-_Come_as_You_are_Coburn_mix.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<div>Hymen honours the birth of Nirvana’s frontman Kurt Cobain who led the USA Grunge Movement back in the day as you to come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be, as a friend, as a friend, as an old enemy……as he leads the pack on a trial that will have you praying for a “contact perforating shotgun wound to the head” to end the misery. Just like good ‘ole Kurt, who by the way, is … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=3817" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></div>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2340 – Hymen’s Come As You Are Trail [Saturday, 20 FEB 2016, 3pm/1500]

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    Hymen honours the birth of Nirvana’s frontman Kurt Cobain who led the USA Grunge Movement back in the day as you to come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be, as a friend, as a friend, as an old enemy……as he leads the pack on a trial that will have you praying for a “contact perforating shotgun wound to the head” to end the misery. Just like good ‘ole Kurt, who by the way, is … Read the rest

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  • <div><strong><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3782" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/1249122_large-300x187.jpg" alt="1249122_large" width="300" height="187" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/1249122_large-300x187.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/1249122_large.jpg 940w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Brothers,</strong></div>
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<div><strong>Lunar New Year is upon us and the Year of Monkey continues! You will need to unleash your inner primate as the Hare guarentees a trail fit more for a Chimp than flat footed hasher. You will aquire a good thirst and it will be satisified with Beer! On On!</strong></div>
<h3>What: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run #2338</h3>
<h3>When: Saturday, 06 FEB, 1500 (3:00pm for Fly Boys & Nasty Civilians)</h3>
<h3>Where: Korea Aerospace University, Hwajeon Station (on the Gyengui Line), </h3>… <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=3780" class="read-more">Read the rest</a>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run 2338 – Ultraman’s Lunar New Year Drunk Monkey Adventure [06 FEB 2016, Saturday, 1500/3pm]

    1249122_largeBrothers,
    Lunar New Year is upon us and the Year of Monkey continues! You will need to unleash your inner primate as the Hare guarentees a trail fit more for a Chimp than flat footed hasher. You will aquire a good thirst and it will be satisified with Beer! On On!

    What: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run #2338

    When: Saturday, 06 FEB, 1500 (3:00pm for Fly Boys & Nasty Civilians)

    Where: Korea Aerospace University, Hwajeon Station (on the Gyengui Line),

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  • <p><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3382" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/SHHH-Super-Bowl-Party-XLIX-300x225.jpg" alt="SHHH Super Bowl Party XLIX" width="300" height="225" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/SHHH-Super-Bowl-Party-XLIX-300x225.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/SHHH-Super-Bowl-Party-XLIX.jpg 960w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p>
<p><b>WHAT: SHHH Super Bowl XLIX Party</b></p>
<p><b>WHEN: Monday, 02 February; Doors open at 7:00am – Kick Off is at 8:30</b></p>
<p><b>WHERE: Beer </b><b>O’Clock</b><b>, </b><b>Sinchon</b><b> (</b><b>Sinchon</b><b> Station, Green Line, Exit 2, Follow hash marks)</b></p>
<p><b>WHO: Seoul Hashers and Guest (Wives, Girlfriends, Juicy Girls, etc.)</b></p>
<p><b>With most of the U.S. military types and those who support them having A Super Bowl Holiday….Clark, the owner of Beer </b><b>O’Clock</b><b> will open his doors for SHHH and friends for the Super Bowl pre-game </b>… <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=3381" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    SEOUL HASH HOUSE HARRIERS SUPER BOWL XLIX PARTY

    SHHH Super Bowl Party XLIX

    WHAT: SHHH Super Bowl XLIX Party

    WHEN: Monday, 02 February; Doors open at 7:00am – Kick Off is at 8:30

    WHERE: Beer O’Clock, Sinchon (Sinchon Station, Green Line, Exit 2, Follow hash marks)

    WHO: Seoul Hashers and Guest (Wives, Girlfriends, Juicy Girls, etc.)

    With most of the U.S. military types and those who support them having A Super Bowl Holiday….Clark, the owner of Beer O’Clock will open his doors for SHHH and friends for the Super Bowl pre-game Read the rest

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  • <p>The Men of Seoul ring in 2015, the Year of the Sheep, with the first SHHH trail of the year and a trail for the ages and the ageless. With EM Blank Space and UltraMan taking the sheers to the pack; the hares promise a trail that will make you feel like a flock of sheep being pursued by a pack of lust hunger horny Kiwis.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter  wp-image-3360" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/SHHH-Year-of-the-Sheep-300x225.jpg" alt="SHHH Year of the Sheep" width="611" height="458" srcset="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/SHHH-Year-of-the-Sheep-300x225.jpg 300w, http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/SHHH-Year-of-the-Sheep.jpg 960w" sizes="(max-width: 611px) 100vw, 611px" /></p>
<p>What: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run #2282 (the finest trail of 2015)</p>
<p>When: Saturday, … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=3359" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Seoul Hash House Harriers Run #2282 (SAT 03 JAN 2015 1500)

    The Men of Seoul ring in 2015, the Year of the Sheep, with the first SHHH trail of the year and a trail for the ages and the ageless. With EM Blank Space and UltraMan taking the sheers to the pack; the hares promise a trail that will make you feel like a flock of sheep being pursued by a pack of lust hunger horny Kiwis.

    SHHH Year of the Sheep

    What: Seoul Hash House Harriers Run #2282 (the finest trail of 2015)

    When: Saturday, … Read the rest

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  • <div>Seoul Hash Brothers,</div>
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<div>The earth having completed one full orbit of the sun since the pack jointly contracted a staff infection since one Vagabond, while highly intoxicated, layed his Wet-n-Wild Romp, Edition 1…..means it’s time to find thos orangee speedos, mentally and physically prepare yourself for the now Grand Master Vagabond’s Wet-n-Wild Romp, Edition 2.</div>
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<div>It strongly recommend and higher encouranged that you do the following:</div>
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<div>1) If you consider yourself a big pussy, then wear pants or fag shiggy … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=3129" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></div>

    Seoul Hash Run #2249.12 GM Vagabond’s Wet-n-Wild Romp Edition 2 – 02 AUG 2014, 1600/4pm

    Seoul Hash Brothers,
    The earth having completed one full orbit of the sun since the pack jointly contracted a staff infection since one Vagabond, while highly intoxicated, layed his Wet-n-Wild Romp, Edition 1…..means it’s time to find thos orangee speedos, mentally and physically prepare yourself for the now Grand Master Vagabond’s Wet-n-Wild Romp, Edition 2.
    It strongly recommend and higher encouranged that you do the following:
    1) If you consider yourself a big pussy, then wear pants or fag shiggy … Read the rest

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  • <p>SHHH 2150 West – DC Style.</p>
<p>And as the hare was on out, one Unemployed Porn Star (UPS) laid a tricky trail crossing twice time state boundaries and finally culminating in the ass of our Nation’s capital (thats the Fuckin US of fucking A for you foreigners) right down on Pennsylvania Ave with a view of the Capital Building and J. Edgar’s house; and with that, the pack, one UltraMan, negotiating the phantom trail with the expertise only found in … <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=2130" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    SHHH 2150th Nth Run West – DC Style

    SHHH 2150 West – DC Style.

    And as the hare was on out, one Unemployed Porn Star (UPS) laid a tricky trail crossing twice time state boundaries and finally culminating in the ass of our Nation’s capital (thats the Fuckin US of fucking A for you foreigners) right down on Pennsylvania Ave with a view of the Capital Building and J. Edgar’s house; and with that, the pack, one UltraMan, negotiating the phantom trail with the expertise only found in … Read the rest

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  • <p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1509" title="2012" src="http://seoulhash.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2012.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="275" /></p>
<p><strong>After a week to recover from Pump Friction’s X-Mas Trail and X-Mas Dinner, The Seoul Hash Harriers will Ring in the New Year with Style this Saturday with a special New Year’s Eve trail.</strong></p>
<p><strong>“New Year’s is a harmless annual institution , of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.” </strong></p>
<p><strong>-Mark Twain</strong></p>
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<p><strong>DATE: 31 DECEMBER 2011 – Saturday – The Last Day of 2011</strong></p>
<p><strong>TIME:  Special Start Time of </strong>… <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=1508" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    Run 2125 – Seoul Hash Ring’s In the New Year (31 December 2011)

    After a week to recover from Pump Friction’s X-Mas Trail and X-Mas Dinner, The Seoul Hash Harriers will Ring in the New Year with Style this Saturday with a special New Year’s Eve trail.

    “New Year’s is a harmless annual institution , of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.”

    -Mark Twain

    DATE: 31 DECEMBER 2011 – Saturday – The Last Day of 2011

    TIME:  Special Start Time of Read the rest

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<p><strong>Seoul Hash House Harriers – 2100<sup>th</sup> RUN</strong></p>
<p><strong>October 07-08, 2011</strong></p>
<p><strong>Way up North in Samsang-Ri…………….</strong></p>
<p><strong>Half-Minds,</strong></p>
<p><strong>The SHHH Nth Run 2100 is almost here and promises to be Epic (at least till the next Nth Run).  A truly SHHH Killer Trail has been scouted and proper facilities secured for the pack.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Cost: $60 or KW60,0000 (the Hash Cash is accepting money now!!)</strong></p>
<p><strong>What You Get:</strong></p>
<p><strong>–           Beer</strong></p>
<p><strong>–          Transportation</strong></p>
<p><strong>–          Beer</strong></p>
<p><strong>–          2100<sup>th</sup> Nth </strong>… <a href="http://seoulhash.com/?p=1111" class="read-more">Read the rest</a></p>

    2100 Nth Run 08 OCT 2011

     
    2100th Nth Run Patch!!!

    Seoul Hash House Harriers – 2100th RUN

    October 07-08, 2011

    Way up North in Samsang-Ri…………….

    Half-Minds,

    The SHHH Nth Run 2100 is almost here and promises to be Epic (at least till the next Nth Run).  A truly SHHH Killer Trail has been scouted and proper facilities secured for the pack.

    Cost: $60 or KW60,0000 (the Hash Cash is accepting money now!!)

    What You Get:

    –           Beer

    –          Transportation

    –          Beer

    –          2100th Nth Read the rest

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